# Odd Places to Find a Penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071 "2002-11-03T04:59:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/1 "2002-11-03T04:59:50Z")
Some friends and I decided to spend last night in a car, so we parked it behind a baseball field. One of the topics of conversation was “What are some off places to find a penis?” The penis was just that, nothing but a penis, no body or anything attached to it. Some of the more funnier places were: In a paint can A woman wakes up in the morning and finds it lodged in her vagina. Between the pages of a French Dictionary. In the jar of pickles at the movie theater. On a shelf with other trophies. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/2 "2002-11-03T05:17:52Z")
True story: On a cash register in a Thai restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/3 "2002-11-03T05:25:35Z")
Under the cushions of the couch…? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/4 "2002-11-03T06:21:45Z")
As a Christmas tree ornament In a vending machine As a light bulb ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/5 "2002-11-03T06:27:21Z")
Bobbing like a little buoy in your morning coffee. ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/6 "2002-11-03T06:29:52Z")
I think a dismembered penis is pretty weird no matter where you find it. Also, in a mailbox. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/7 "2002-11-03T07:01:30Z")
Between Andrea Dworkin’s thighs. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/8 "2002-11-03T07:30:14Z")
Flying from a flagpole. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/9 "2002-11-03T07:37:20Z")
On your forehead In your shoe In the place where you normally keep your toothbrush ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/10 "2002-11-03T07:47:46Z")
In the toaster As the prize in a box of cereal In line at the DMV ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/11 "2002-11-03T07:51:42Z")
> [@](#): > > As the prize in a box of cereal ## This one’s great, **LittleBird**! Running for political office. Oh, wait. Maybe that’s not such an odd place… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/12 "2002-11-03T07:52:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Bird \* > \*\*In line at the DMV \*\* Hey, in all fairness, I only left it there as a placeholder while I ran to get a soda. What else was I supposed to use? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/13 "2002-11-03T12:08:25Z")
**Live from Hollywood…** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/14 "2002-11-03T12:20:37Z")
As Attorney General… hey, waitaminute. 😃 “No, I will not eat green balls and dick What the hell are you, Sam, sick?” ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/15 "2002-11-03T12:51:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Bird \* > \*\*As the prize in a box of cereal \*\* Now with 30% more Penis! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/16 "2002-11-03T12:56:32Z")
On the moon under the flag planted by the Apollo 12 crew. Portmerion, Wales Inside my DVD player. The wood storage room in my old High School theatre building.\* \*I once found a 38D jogging bra in there once. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/17 "2002-11-03T13:10:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > [B > The wood storage room in my old High School theatre building. \*\* The OP was **odd** places. A _ **WOOD** _ storage room - come on… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/18 "2002-11-03T13:50:39Z")
Taped to a dickless workstation.\* \*Dickless workstation: (n., perjor.) A computer with no hard disk. Now the dickless workstation has a Wang. But not a godly Wang. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/19 "2002-11-03T13:52:08Z")
Mr. Bobbit ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071/20 "2002-11-03T14:18:36Z")
In Ellen Degeneres’ house [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-places-to-find-a-penis/135071.md?page=2)