# Odd sausage - man smuggles things into jail **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506 "2010-06-25T17:31:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/1 "2010-06-25T17:31:44Z")
> **[Cheeky inmate overpacked for jail stay, astonished cops say](https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/local/cheeky-inmate-overpacked-for-jail-stay-astonished-cops-say/article_02a12cc2-f980-5662-a1cd-83bdc722d59e.html)** > > WENATCHEE — A full load of contraband came into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center on Wednesday night, leaving law enforcement officers amazed. It’s not unusual for people to use their arse as a makeshift suitcase in certain circumstances, but tattoo needles? :eek: “Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.” It’s worth clicking the link for the comments. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/2 "2010-06-25T19:26:27Z")
And this was all for a 3-day stay. It’s a good thing he didn’t have a 30-day sentence. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/3 "2010-06-25T19:29:52Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > And this was all for a 3-day stay. It’s a good thing he didn’t have a 30-day sentence. I seriously doubt he’d be able to get an entire 7-piece set of American Tourister luggage up there. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/4 "2010-06-25T19:36:15Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > And this was all for a 3-day stay. It’s a good thing he didn’t have a 30-day sentence. If he was only in for 3 days, he wasn’t smuggling them for himself: other longer-term inmates would have been paying him for the items. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/5 "2010-06-25T19:57:04Z")
They’d probably want to re-sterilize those needles. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/6 "2010-06-25T20:38:01Z")
> [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](#): > > It’s worth clicking the link for the comments. “Gives a whole new perspective to someone being anal-retentive.” "Think this will catch on as airlines impose rates on carry-on luggage? " ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/7 "2010-06-25T22:31:49Z")
I guess when you can’t get down to the shops yourself, you’ve got to anal order the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/8 "2010-06-25T22:32:56Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > If he was only in for 3 days, he wasn’t smuggling them for himself: other longer-term inmates would have been paying him for the items. I believe this is closest to reality. The tattoo equipment, in particular, was almost certainly a special request. ---
**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/9 "2010-06-25T23:14:21Z")
I once saw surveillance footage of a man in a _prison visiting room_ surreptitiously inserting condoms full of cocaine into his rectum. His **nephew** handed them over and then the guy moved his butt past the edge of the chair, pushed down his pants a bit, and then shoved three golf-ball-sized condoms into his rectum. This is apparently THE best butt smuggling technique of all butt smuggling techniques currently known. How do you stuff bags of anything into an unlubed rectum? I need to watch more porn. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/10 "2010-06-25T23:51:31Z")
> [@palacheck](#): > > I once saw surveillance footage of a man in a _prison visiting room_ surreptitiously inserting condoms full of cocaine into his rectum. His **nephew** handed them over and then the guy moved his butt past the edge of the chair, pushed down his pants a bit, and then shoved three golf-ball-sized condoms into his rectum. This is apparently THE best butt smuggling technique of all butt smuggling techniques currently known. > > How do you stuff bags of anything into an unlubed rectum? I need to watch more porn. Lubed condoms? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/11 "2010-06-26T01:31:14Z")
Special goatse powers? ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/12 "2010-06-26T07:16:56Z")
> [@palacheck](#): > > I once saw surveillance footage of a man in a _prison visiting room_ surreptitiously inserting condoms full of cocaine into his rectum. His **nephew** handed them over and then the guy moved his butt past the edge of the chair, pushed down his pants a bit, and then shoved three golf-ball-sized condoms into his rectum. This is apparently THE best butt smuggling technique of all butt smuggling techniques currently known. > > How do you stuff bags of anything into an unlubed rectum? I need to watch more porn. You adapt with enough time in the can. ---
**Author:** ![MsChilePepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MsChilePepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsChilePepper)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sausage-man-smuggles-things-into-jail/544506/13 "2010-06-28T06:14:10Z")
Or the guy may not have been actually inserting them into his rectum, but instead just shoving them between his cheeks.