# Odd sayings

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 29, 2006, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319 "2006-10-29T10:54:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![PBear42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PBear42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PBear42)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/21 "2006-11-18T16:30:22Z")

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WAG but, **Lissa** , could the [pudding](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspotteddick.html) usage of dick be the provenance of Grandma’s expression?

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/22 "2006-11-18T18:56:33Z")

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Phrase etymology:

> **[Yaelf.com is for sale | HugeDomains](https://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=yaelf.com)**
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> This domain is for sale! Fast and easy shopping. Trusted and secure since 2005.

[http://www.wordorigins.org/](http://www.wordorigins.org/)

[http://www.libraryspot.com/dictionaries/etymologydictionaries.htm](http://www.libraryspot.com/dictionaries/etymologydictionaries.htm)

> **[Cliches – BusinessBalls.com](https://www.businessballs.com/glossaries-and-terminology/cliches-and-expressions-of-origin/)**
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> Cliches and expressions give us many wonderful figures of speech and words in the English language, as they evolve via use and mis–use alike.

[http://www.fun-with-words.com/etym\_phrases.html](http://www.fun-with-words.com/etym_phrases.html)

GOOGLE “phrase etymology” for more sites.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/23 "2006-11-18T19:40:58Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
**Lissa** I never heard that expression but I have heard “Face like a blind cobblers thumb” or Face like a Slaters Nailbag" or even “Face like a sack full of Hammers”  
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My personal favorite is “Face like a pitbull licking piss off a thistle”.

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**Author:** ![Myglaren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Myglaren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myglaren)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/24 "2006-11-18T21:53:11Z")

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[QUOTE=11811]  
Or the American redneck version “about”

Heard someone say to his misbehaving dog, “Dog, you’re about a mother\*\*\*\*\*\*, ain’t ya?”

See also, Doug Sahm’s “She’s About A Mover”  
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Yep, see it [Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4J-5997x6c&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b) folks.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/25 "2006-11-19T02:13:11Z")

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“I’ll whup you upside the head, I will.”

…thus speaketh a 'Merkin. We knows how to speak proper English, we does.

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**Author:** ![C-TATUM89](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@C-TATUM89](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C-TATUM89)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/26 "2006-11-19T05:53:38Z")

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You should’ve named this thread, “Confusing Yanks For Fun And Profit.”

Just as a precaution, I’m not the stereotypical American gun-nut bible-thumping hillbilly imbecile from your fancy british TV shows. I hate rednecks with a passion.

Adding to the mix: What are some af the worst derogatory slangs for “American” that you guys know? Gimme your best shot. 😛

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/27 "2006-11-19T07:31:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Valgard]  
My personal favorite is “Face like a pitbull licking piss off a thistle”.  
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…while chewing a wasp

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/28 "2006-11-19T14:14:04Z")

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…and Bob’s yer uncle

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sayings/378319/29 "2006-11-19T15:37:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Civil Guy]  
“I’ll whup you upside the head, I will.”

…thus speaketh a 'Merkin. We knows how to speak proper English, we does.  
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Or better yet: "I’ll whup you upside yo head with a 2 X 4 'bin soaked for 6 months in a barrel of used motor oil, heah? 😛

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