# Odd SDMB Dream **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324 "2002-11-23T06:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/1 "2002-11-23T06:18:24Z")
Well I’ll take it as as sign I spend to much time on here because I’ve had a dream about the Board. It started out as I usually start my day, I was at the SD main page except instead of the regular blue banner it was a pale grey. “How odd” I thought and continued to the Message Board. As it loaded I was shocked… ADS! Everywhere! Popups! Buttons! Banners! I kid you not! In panic I clicked the Cafe Society link. More popups! Instead of getting to the board, I was at some travel company website being asked if I wanted deal on a trip to some tropical hellhole. So I clicked back and ended up with the same bombardment of ads. I looked for Great Debates but all I found was McDonalds McHappy Debates. DAMN YOU SPONSORS! DAMN YOU! I scrolled up and down, ad after ad… It was terrible… Geez, I can’t wait to get back to my regular save the world from Pirate Spiders dreams. Phew. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/2 "2002-11-23T16:00:07Z")
[heavily accented Austrian old man voice] So, tell me about your mother. [/heavily accented Austrian old man voice] ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/3 "2002-11-23T17:02:10Z")
**Wearia** , I dub thee **Cassandra**. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/4 "2002-11-23T17:11:19Z")
With the amount of time I’ve spent on the boards, plus the number of dopefests I’ve attended, I tend to have _many_ dreams involving dopers. They work rather well as a rotating cast of characters for my nightly adventures. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/5 "2002-11-23T17:24:01Z")
How true, **Java**. In fact, just last night **thinksnow** popped into my dream to assist with the removal of a large snake from my house. And then poof! He was gone. Pop-up nightmares, though? CREEPY. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/6 "2002-11-24T16:20:03Z")
Was I wearing my kilt, **katie**? [sub]Glad I could help, if only in a dream![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/7 "2002-11-24T20:16:50Z")
No. You were in fatigues, God bless you. ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/8 "2002-11-24T20:24:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \* > \*\*No. You were in fatigues, God bless you. \*\* Holy smokes. I’m positive I couldn’t handle a dream like that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/9 "2002-11-24T20:41:14Z")
Tonight, I think I’ll work on getting **Jessica2** into a dream …😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/10 "2002-11-24T20:48:04Z")
Wow! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/11 "2002-11-24T21:30:56Z")
I’ve had several dreams about dopers… They have all been about sex, not necessarily with me, but I do always get a good vantage point… RAR! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/12 "2002-11-24T21:38:42Z")
Yeah, just wait until you have your first SDMB sex dream, **Wearia**. That’s how you know you _really_ spend too much time here. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/13 "2002-11-24T22:02:21Z")
I, too, have been having wierd sex dreams about Dopers. But, since so many user names are not gender specific, it’s been kind of difficult figuring out what some of these dreams actually mean. I mean, come on! **Kn\*ckers, Vivalostwages, Carniverousplant, Brian Eakers…** oh, I think I just figured out the Brian eakers one. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/14 "2002-11-24T22:07:05Z")
> [@](#): > > **NoClueBoy** : _ **Brian Eakers…** _ Um, I’m pretty sure it’s **Bryan Ekers**. I say pretty sure, if I’m wrong he’ll be wearing both our asses as hats. Take that as you will. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/15 "2002-11-24T22:17:20Z")
it’s happened before, will happen again… plenty of ass to go around and besides, I can claim that I had no clue [snicker] gas, grass, or ass… No one rides for free! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/16 "2002-11-24T23:52:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \* > \*\*How true, **Java**. In fact, just last night **thinksnow** popped into my dream to assist with the removal of a large snake from my house. And then poof! He was gone. > \*\* **thinksnow** and snakes, eh? _Paging Dr. Freud…paging Dr. Freud…_ ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/17 "2002-11-25T00:57:09Z")
_Posted by **JavaMaven** _ > [@](#): > > thinksnow and snakes, eh? > Paging Dr. Freud…paging Dr. Freud… I have no idea what Dr. Freud might have had against snakes, but I’ll thank you not to take it out on **thinksnow**. Fatiiiiiiigues. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sdmb-dream/138324/18 "2002-11-25T15:58:34Z")
Snake your pipe, Ma’am? Aye, Ma’am. Right away, Ma’am!