# odd sex questions that starts with some sort of complaint about previous threads (edited title) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242 "2015-04-22T00:53:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/301 "2015-04-29T23:45:11Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > If people want sex so badly and don’t want to deal with pregnancy and find prophylactics a pain in the neck, then why can’t they just have gay sex? Gay sex = no babies. Sure, you may not be “attracted” to the same sex, but if you are desperate, then you wouldn’t be so picky, would you? Because women are squishy and feel like overripe mangoes and I can’t figure out what I’m doing. ---
**Author:** ![Umbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Umbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Umbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/302 "2015-04-29T23:53:22Z")
> [@mrldii](#): > > By ‘do nothing but “stay still” during sex’, do you mean she should simply stop trying to run away so the sexing may commence? If we are talking about nonhuman species, then yes. If we are talking about the human species, then running away suggests one person does not want sex; hence rape. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/303 "2015-04-30T00:01:38Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Because women are squishy and feel like overripe mangoes and I can’t figure out what I’m doing. It takes a little practice, but worth the effort. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/304 "2015-04-30T00:09:55Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > It takes a little practice, but worth the effort. I gotta give any good lover of women credit. It’s really not easy to figure out what’s going on down there when it’s not attached to you. Pleasuring men is so much easier. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mrldii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@mrldii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrldii)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/305 "2015-04-30T00:23:11Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > If we are talking about nonhuman species, then yes. > > If we are talking about the human species, then running away suggests one person does not want sex; hence rape. Yup, yup…“we” were. If you truly believe that sex with a [human] female only requires that she “stays still”, then - as others have suggested - you _should_ have sex with a [human] female (or maybe even a _couple_ of different [human] females) and see if you can’t find one who actually _moves_ during the sex act and see if you don’t end up having a few of your questions answered. If you’re really lucky, you might even have your mind blown… …to the point that you don’t even _care_ about the answers to the questions you can’t even remember, anymore. Good luck to you! :o ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/306 "2015-04-30T00:24:04Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > If people want sex so badly and don’t want to deal with pregnancy and find prophylactics a pain in the neck, then why can’t they just have gay sex? Gay sex = no babies. Sure, you may not be “attracted” to the same sex, but if you are desperate, then you wouldn’t be so picky, would you? I find it harder and harder believe that you are serious in your inquiries, Umbridge. But if you are, you have, in this post, displayed a disconnect with normal human sexuality so profound that I fear you must indeed need professional counseling. ---
**Author:** ![Umbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Umbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Umbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/307 "2015-04-30T00:51:41Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I find it harder and harder believe that you are serious in your inquiries, Umbridge. But if you are, you have, in this post, displayed a disconnect with normal human sexuality so profound that I fear you must indeed need professional counseling. I believe that I am Lord Vordemort. I do not have a “normal human sexuality”, because I am not human in the first place. Besides, even if I were human, it’s not like 100% of the human population has to procreate or copulate. Like I said before, when I said I was a “robot”, I meant that I was also not interested in sex in a personal way, and I don’t see how a “normal sexuality” would benefit me. Rather, I find it a great relief that I do not have a sex drive. Although I once said in a school assignment that I would see myself as a parent and spouse someday, I have decided that that was just wishful thinking. Also, I do not share my thoughts and beliefs about sex in public anyway, and they do not prevent me from exercising my daily routine. My beliefs about homosexuality have nothing to do with how I would treat homosexuals. For the record, I am supportive of gay rights and marriage equality, and I would never discriminate against them, as if they don’t belong on the planet. Since I do not perceive myself as a threat to humanity, but rather as a contributor to the progress of humanity, I do not think I need professional counseling. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/308 "2015-04-30T01:03:29Z")
Alas, I’ve found lesbians completely hostile to the idea of my using them for sexual relief in the absence of reasonable alternatives to avoiding pregnancy. Lesbians. They just don’t like women. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/309 "2015-04-30T01:06:16Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > Sure, you may not be “attracted” to the same sex, but if you are desperate, then you wouldn’t be so picky, would you? Sexual orientation is very powerful. Many men who are desperate for sex would still choose no sex over gay sex. I would guess the same is true of women. ---
**Author:** ![Umbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Umbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Umbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/310 "2015-04-30T01:08:22Z")
> [@mrldii](#): > > Yup, yup…“we” were. > > If you truly believe that sex with a [human] female only requires that she “stays still”, then - as others have suggested - you _should_ have sex with a [human] female (or maybe even a _couple_ of different [human] females) and see if you can’t find one who actually _moves_ during the sex act > and see if you don’t end up having a few of your questions answered. If you’re really lucky, you might even have your mind blown… > > …to the point that you don’t even _care_ about the answers to the questions you can’t even remember, anymore. > Good luck to you! :o I recently watched sex acts on YouTube. I think it was computer animation graphics or something. I did see a little movement of the hips, which was probably pelvic thrusting. None of them was in the missionary position, though. Some women probably do it, because it feels good to them. But I see no reason in doing it, since the woman is the receptacle in the missionary position. Even if women do it, they probably got the idea from an older, experienced partner or discovered it by accident by copying their partner. ---
**Author:** ![Umbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Umbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Umbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/311 "2015-04-30T01:10:17Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Sexual orientation is very powerful. Many men who are desperate for sex would still choose no sex over gay sex. I would guess the same is true of women. See “situational sexuality”. ---
**Author:** ![mrldii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@mrldii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrldii)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/312 "2015-04-30T01:18:02Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > I recently watched sex acts on YouTube. I think it was computer animation graphics or something. I did see a little movement of the hips, which was probably pelvic thrusting. None of them was in the missionary position, though. Some women probably do it, because it feels good to them. But I see no reason in doing it, since the woman is the receptacle in the missionary position. Even if women do it, they probably got the idea from an older, experienced partner or discovered it by accident by copying their partner. Nahhhh…most women move during sex ‘cuz it simply feels so good… …we’ve _gotta_ move, just to get MORE of that “feels soooooo good” goin’ on. Apparently, you’re just going to have to take my word for it, as you’ve already indicated you’re not really interested in exploring human sexuality, first-hand, as you’re not really human. Good luck with that!!! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Umbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Umbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Umbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/313 "2015-04-30T01:24:02Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Alas, I’ve found lesbians completely hostile to the idea of my using them for sexual relief in the absence of reasonable alternatives to avoiding pregnancy. > > Lesbians. They just don’t like women. Lesbians are women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Like other people, I am sure they don’t want to be used for sex. However, I see no problem with a person hiring a prostitute of the same sex to avoid pregnancy. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/314 "2015-04-30T01:29:00Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > Lesbians are women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Like other people, I am sure they don’t want to be used for sex. However, I see no problem with a person hiring a prostitute of the same sex to avoid pregnancy. Thank you. I was quite unclear on the concept.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/315 "2015-04-30T01:36:17Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > Like other people, I am sure they don’t want to be used for sex. How dare you speak for me. ---
**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/316 "2015-04-30T10:26:33Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > Since I do not perceive myself as a threat to humanity, but rather as a contributor to the progress of humanity, I do not think I need professional counseling. This shows you know just as little about mental health as you do about sex. Counseling isn’t just for people who are, or consider themselves to be, “threats to humanity.” Please seek help. Do it now. Do it today. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/317 "2015-04-30T11:23:33Z")
> [@Umbridge](#): > > However, I see no problem with a person hiring a prostitute of the same sex to avoid pregnancy. Straight people don’t want to have sex with people of the same sex. They (we) don’t desire it, and the thought of it doesn’t turn them (us) on. People who want to have sex with people of both sexes are called bisexual (among other terms like “pansexual”). ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242/318 "2015-04-30T11:55:50Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I find it harder and harder believe that you are serious in your inquiries, Umbridge. But if you are, you have, in this post, displayed a disconnect with normal human sexuality so profound that I fear you must indeed need professional counseling. You possess extraordinary insight and perception. No need for this merry-go-round to keep spinning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-sex-questions-that-starts-with-some-sort-of-complaint-about-previous-threads-edited-title/718242.md?page=15)