# Oddest fetish site I've run across **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677 "2009-03-25T00:41:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/1 "2009-03-25T00:41:11Z")
Oh it’s[safe for work](http://sneezefetishforum.freeforums.org/index.php)… but still … ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/2 "2009-03-25T00:51:44Z")
The weirdest one I’ve seen involved some guy with a fetish for women dressed as rabbis. I saw a video where he had two women dressed as rabbi’s and smack his ass with thick slices of ham. Makes my fetishes look normal by comparison. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/3 "2009-03-25T00:59:56Z")
Sneezes? That’s pretty normal. Oddest one I have seen was the balloon animals one. It had a HUGE following – people who get aroused with balloon animals. We’re not even talking about erotic shapes, but shit like you’d get at the local carnival :shudders: People are sick. I hate to say it, but I think I would love to watch the video of the rabbis/ham thing, that’s hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/4 "2009-03-25T01:03:49Z")
I’d have to go with the one where the guy made a bunch of pictures of dolphins having sex with horses. Using the standard ClipArt dolphin and horse pictures, then adding freeform genitalia. No, I’m not going to link to it, but if you must, it’s a rather simple Google Image search. ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/5 "2009-03-25T01:08:39Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > The weirdest one I’ve seen involved some guy with a fetish for women dressed as rabbis. I saw a video where he had two women dressed as rabbi’s and smack his ass with thick slices of ham. Makes my fetishes look normal by comparison. Sacrilegious! Link please? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/6 "2009-03-25T01:20:47Z")
> [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](#): > > Sacrilegious! Link please? All I can find is this [Rabbi Aviner: Women Must Not Wear Pajamas, Even If Alone In The Dark](http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2008/05/rabbi-aviner-wo.html) ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/7 "2009-03-25T01:20:53Z")
oh also, just to “contribute to the common good” THESE LINKS ARE NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE. SMURFS! http: // [www.redtube.com/](http://www.redtube.com/) 8399 Pterodactyl porn (can’t find a link that’s still on line, but I assure you, it’s out there!) BALLOONS! http:// [video.google.com](http://video.google.com) /videoplay?docid=2052154199575490951&ei=nIbJSdWHIcyA-AbJp5mPAw&q=balloon+fetish&hl=nl ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/8 "2009-03-25T01:40:32Z")
> [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](#): > > Sacrilegious! Link please? This was something I saw awhile ago. With as many porn sites in my cache I don’t think I will find it but I’ll look. Oh, if anyone is wondering, I am doing a paper on internet pornography and its effect on, ummm… unemployed men. Yeah, that’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/9 "2009-03-25T01:50:51Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > if anyone is wondering, I am doing a paper on internet pornography and its effect on, ummm… unemployed men. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Whereas I am just here for the weird porn. I have more ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/10 "2009-03-25T01:52:55Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > The weirdest one I’ve seen involved some guy with a fetish for women dressed as rabbis. I saw a video where he had two women dressed as rabbi’s and smack his ass with thick slices of ham. Makes my fetishes look normal by comparison. I misread this at first as “rabbits” and thought he must have an Easter fetish. 😃 I’m glad the OP called the sneeze thing the oddest fetish he’s run across, as opposed to the oddest fetish ever. Because no matter how weird fetishes get, there will always be something weirder. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/11 "2009-03-25T15:05:33Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > The weirdest one I’ve seen involved some guy with a fetish for women dressed as rabbis. I saw a video where he had two women dressed as rabbi’s and smack his ass with thick slices of ham. Makes my fetishes look normal by comparison. hopefully it included kosher pickles and bacon salt as well… ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/12 "2009-03-25T15:17:01Z")
Years ago I saw a site with a guy who had a thing for women wearing deer antlers on their heads. I don’t know if it still exists or not. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/13 "2009-03-25T15:24:41Z")
I knew of a guy who got his jollies by watching people drink milk from the carton. No idea if drinking from today’s plastic jugs would have the same effect on him. And I really don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/14 "2009-03-25T15:46:54Z")
If you consider cake farts, vore, furries in general, two girls one cup, whatever the hell the goatse guy is trying to accomplish, and any number of other odd/horrible things that are out there; a sneeze fetish seems almost charming. Oh internet, what have you done to me? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/15 "2009-03-25T16:04:43Z")
a few interesting ones I’ve come across: -People (usually women – most of these are GUY fantasies) turned into statues -People squashed flat, as in a Warner Brother’s Cartoon –Women with REALLY hairy underarms ----Women trampling on insects (which the guy imagines himself to be one of) Women stuck in quicksand (or other sticky stuff) –People sitting on balloons the last one showed up in yesterday’s **Boston Globe** (!!!) I know there are many balloon-related fetishes, but the fact that this showed up in the very vanilla Globe yesterday floored me. They said you can get $50 for letting people watch you sit on a balloon. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/16 "2009-03-25T16:15:48Z")
Although this site: > **[Goodiebag.tv](http://goodiebag.tv)** > > Meta description : Goodie Bag est un annuaire de sites internet dans lequel vous pouvez référencer vos sites internet. is a joke (link disabled because it’s intentionally styled like a porn site), it doesn’t really surprise me that it could be a real fetish site. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/17 "2009-03-25T16:27:17Z")
> [@omgzebras](#): > > Oh internet, what have you done to me? It hasn’t shown you Dolcett yet? People who have seen his work tend to mention it. Anyway, don’t google it unless you absolutely have to now. I take no responsibility, and I’ll only describe it if someone explicitly asks. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/18 "2009-03-25T16:31:15Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > Years ago I saw a site with a guy who had a thing for women wearing deer antlers on their heads. That’s fairly normal in Wisconsin. > [@Amp](#): > > The weirdest one I’ve seen involved some guy with a fetish for women dressed as rabbis. That’s not normal anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/19 "2009-03-25T16:54:59Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > It hasn’t shown you Dolcett yet? People who have seen his work tend to mention it. > > Anyway, don’t google it unless you absolutely have to now. I take no responsibility, and I’ll only describe it if someone explicitly asks. I encountered Dolcett very early in my internet surfing. It really warped my young mind. Everything else on the net was tame by comparison. Damn, now I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Alastair\_Moonsong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@Alastair\_Moonsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alastair_Moonsong)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/20 "2009-03-25T17:20:11Z")
I’ve always considered mechanophilia to be the most bizarre fetish out there… Probably because I’m part of the furry fandom and I’ve simply become desensitized to everything else. Seriously, spend any length of time at all on virtually any furry art/community site and you see so much bizarre, twisted, nauseating crap that your brain loses the ability to even recognize the wrongness of what you’re seeing. Sort of like how workers at sewage treatment plants or municipal dumps eventually get used to the smell. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677.md?page=2)