# Oddest fetish site I've run across **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677 "2009-03-25T00:41:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/21 "2009-03-25T17:23:20Z")
\ what is a cake fart? God, I’m sure I don’t want to know… just describe it, please–no link, no pics… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/22 "2009-03-25T18:07:54Z")
> [@PatriotGrrrl](#): > > …Because no matter how weird fetishes get, there will always be something weirder. Alleluia, amen. Paraphrasing Dave Barry: “The Internet is a wonderful thing. If you run a search for websites about people having sex with goats that are actually on fire, you just might get a prompt: ‘What kind of goat?’” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/23 "2009-03-25T18:13:47Z")
I was randomly browsing home pages on a general internet providers web site. I think you remember how common it was that people with home pages for ISP providers were listed on the members home page directory. I used to find some interesting nice stuff sometimes. Once I ran across a home page that had some bloated naked guy on it. It was a fetish site for guys that inflated there stomachs with an aquarium air pump. I never thought of someone doing that before I encountered that home page. This was a decade ago before I realized if somebody can suggest something, there is somebody that has done it. I now know that there is always something waiting to ambush you on the internet. I still get a feeling of disgust remembering that page. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/24 "2009-03-25T18:53:27Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > \ what is a cake fart? > > God, I’m sure I don’t want to know… just describe it, please–no link, no pics… It’s naked women farting on cakes. Now aren’t you glad you asked? ---
**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/25 "2009-03-25T19:05:34Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > It’s naked women farting on cakes. Now aren’t you glad you asked? Get out! Seriously?? You just made that up, right? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/26 "2009-03-25T19:17:04Z")
> [@abbeytxs](#): > > Get out! Seriously?? > > You just made that up, right? I’d make up something more interesting. Google “cake fart” if you need more evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/27 "2009-03-25T19:29:39Z")
[5 Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes](http://www.cracked.com/article_17149_5-ridiculous-safe-work-fetishes.html) Did anyone else watch the smurf video? What’s really disturbing is that at one point, the three guys start to whistle. The girl, however, was unable to whistle at that particular moment. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/28 "2009-03-25T19:47:36Z")
> [@Lakai](#): > > [5 Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes](http://www.cracked.com/article_17149_5-ridiculous-safe-work-fetishes.html) #5, Piggyback Rides, is a very serious thing for the underground cartoonist R. Crumb. The movie [Crumb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109508/) features him getting piggyback rides from several women with powerful legs, and a conversation with his ex-girlfriend/ride who tells him “I thought you were kidding about all that”. Probably a relief to have a fetish that you can get others to indulge in unwittingly. Of course that may be the most mainstream of his very complicated sexual desires: _When I - what was it - about five or six? - I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny. And I - I cut out this Bugs Bunny off the cover of a comic book and carried it around with me. Carried it around in my pocket and took it out and looked at it periodically, and - and it got all wrinkled up from handling it so much that I asked my mother to iron it on the ironing board to flatten it out, and - and she did, and I was deeply disappointed 'cause it got all brown when she ironed it, and brittle, and crumbled apart._ ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/29 "2009-03-25T19:48:28Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > Years ago I saw a site with a guy who had a thing for women wearing deer antlers on their heads. I don’t know if it still exists or not. There also used to be a site dedicated to girls wearing headphones. But that one doesn’t exist anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/30 "2009-03-25T20:01:46Z")
:dubious: I had a thread locked for mentioning a fantasy far tamer than some of what’s been mentioned here. > [@Khadaji](#): > > Years ago I saw a site with a guy who had a thing for women wearing deer antlers on their heads. I don’t know if it still exists or not. The SexyFur site has an entire section devoted to Christmas reindeer\* porn. That and the _Nutcracker Suite_ done with sexy she-mice. \*I have to concede that one drawing depicted some “does” with the most absolutely perfect asses I have ever seen, real or fictional- even counting the perky white tails. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/31 "2009-03-25T20:04:17Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > :dubious: I had a thread locked for mentioning a fantasy far tamer than some of what’s been mentioned here. Unsurprising. Far taming is kinky indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/32 "2009-03-25T20:22:54Z")
Not on the internet, but… In the mid-late 90’s, the magazine Car and Driver had classified ads for ‘smoking videos’. The ad claimed that these featured clothed, ‘classy’ women in eveningwear, smoking ‘cigarettes, cigars, and pipes’. Pipes! Like your uncle or philosophy professor. To this day, I wonder if they got a lot of business from car magazine readers, and why. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/33 "2009-03-25T20:37:13Z")
Are you forgetting [Furniture Porn](http://www.furnitureporn.com/)? Hot chair-on-chair action! ---
**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/34 "2009-03-25T20:38:56Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > I’d make up something more interesting. Google “cake fart” if you need more evidence. Thanks, but I’ll take your word for it. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/35 "2009-03-25T20:47:23Z")
> [@Alastair\_Moonsong](#): > > I’ve always considered mechanophilia to be the most bizarre fetish out there… If by that you mean getting aroused by cars, I don’t think that’s particularly bizarre and I’m surprised its not more common. I mean, they are designed to be visually attractive, and it’s not unusual for someone to call a car “sexy” in a metaphorical way, or to jokingly call a car “she”. To actually believe a car is a sentient being is weird. To enjoy rubbing yourself against the smooth curves of a beautiful inanimate object is not _all_ that weird. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/36 "2009-03-25T20:58:14Z")
Well I’ve seen a few of my favs mentioned but not my ‘main squeeze’ so to speak. No I don’t mean women being eaten by boa constrictors by that. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/37 "2009-03-25T22:52:39Z")
[I almost forgot about Eija-Riitta Eklöf Berliner-Mauer](http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/obj_anim.html), the woman who is married to the Berlin Wall: > [@](#): > > Since many people have asked me what that [Objectúm-sexuality (Object-Sexuality, the sexual attraction to inanimate objects)] is, I’ll try to explain, as good as possible. It’s very difficult, as feelings are always very hard to explain. > > It is simply to be emotionally and sexually attracted to OBJECTS, things - not human beings or similar, but if you would have any chance to understand this, or get a true picture of it, I think it is very important to know the back-ground, and the ground ideas of persons who are objectúm-sexual: We believe that all objects (things) are LIVING and having a SOUL, (Animism). I think that is very important to see objects as living, if one should be able to fall in love with an object. I have met several people who are of the same, and more people than you might would think, believe in Animism, that also objects are living things and having a soul. > > [snip] > > LOVE, the feeling of love is always the same – it is the object for that love that may be different, but the FEELING itself is still the same. In my case I am in love with the Berlin Wall. WHY I love exactly the Berlin Wall, that I can only speculate in, I do not know exactly why the Berlin Wall. 1989 hit her hard. However, the human animal is nothing if not resilient. [She found a way to cope](http://www.berlinermauer.se/BerlinWall/losning.htm): > [@](#): > > As I have explained elsewhere 9th of November 1989 tragedy, the last few years have been very difficult for me since the attack on my spouse. Rather than continue like that, I have altered my consciousness using temporal displacement. > > [snip] > > I believe that everything that has existed continues to exist at some time in the past, present or future. As the present and future are so painful for me, I have fixed my mind within the period 1961 - 1988. > > [snip] > > This technique is not easy, and there is a cost to me. In returning to that period, I have lost all but my deepest memories from 1988 onwards. However that is the price that I gladly pay for being reunited with my beloved spose. A woman’s a woman for all that. She appears to be in reasonably high spirits and [can admire her beloved with the best of them](http://berlin-wall.org/) (MIDI music): > [@](#): > > The Berlin Wall - The Best and Sexiest Wall ever existed!!! > > To everything there is a reason… > and a time to every purpose under heaven!! > A time to be born and a time to die, > a time to weep and a time to laugh… > A time to love and a time to hate, > a time of war and a time of peace… > THE BERLIN WALL, you gave me a purpose in life > TO LOVE YOU!!! > > Every little dream I dream about you > Every little thought I think about you > The Berlin Wall I love you so much! Mrs. Berlin Wall isn’t alone in her orientation. [There are those who consider her a heroine for coming out of the closet](http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/): > [@](#): > > Twelve years ago, Eija-Riitta Eklöf Berliner-Mauer from North Sweden took a chance and braved hoards of criticism from faceless critics on the internet in an effort to find others like her: people who love objects… objectùm-sexuals… aka OS people, also known as objectophiles. > > Since then, Oliver Arndt from Germany and Erika Eiffel from America have built the largest network of objectum-sexual people from different countries. You can guess which large spire Erika Eiffel is married to. And the French thought it would never last… 😉 But all is not well in the OS world: > [@](#): > > NOTICE: OS Internationale does NOT sanction the 2008 UK film “Married to the Eiffel Tower” (Landmark Sex). Despite featuring OSI members Eija-Riita Berliner Mauer and Erika Naisho Eiffel, this film is firmly denounced by the objectum-sexual community for it’s exploitative and sensationalized take on OS. Can’t we all just get along? What do I think of all this? _Homo sum; homini nihil a me alienum puto_; or, in English, “I am human; nothing human is alien to me.” ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/38 "2009-03-25T23:59:04Z")
female rabbis … Yentlphilia? Masking and Dinosaur Porn are odd Searching for Scat without including a musical context yields something else entirely. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/39 "2009-03-26T00:09:19Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Well I’ve seen a few of my favs mentioned but not my ‘main squeeze’ so to speak. > No I don’t mean women being eaten by boa constrictors by that. So, OK. C’mon. What is it? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/40 "2009-03-26T00:15:55Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > It’s naked women farting on cakes. Now aren’t you glad you asked? Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahaha! I can’t stand bathroom humor, but that cracked me up. How absolutely ridiculous. I think people make this shit up–how in HELL do you figure out that naked women farting on cakes turns you on? In what world is that scenario even likely? Were these folks traumatized by Betty Crocker as children or what? \ Berlin Wall Lady–likes the strong, silent type, eh? It does add an undercurrent of meaning to Checkpoint Charlie, though… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677.md?page=3)