# Oddest fetish site I've run across **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677 "2009-03-25T00:41:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/41 "2009-03-26T00:16:26Z")
A mention of **Rule 34** seems in order here. > **[Urban Dictionary: Rule 34](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034)** > > If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be. Only one known exception: rule 34 itself. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/42 "2009-03-26T03:24:46Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > . . . or, in English, “I am human; nothing human is alien to me.” No . . . No, I’m sorry. There are some things in this thread that are _incredibly_ alien to me! Like that women-dressed-as-rabbis thing. I’m having trouble getting past that one. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/43 "2009-03-26T06:44:42Z")
The oddest thing I’ve run across (and I freely concede that I’ve led a sheltered life) is boytaurs … pictures of young men, photoshopped to look as though they’ve got four or more legs. Rule 34. Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/44 "2009-03-26T07:51:54Z")
I have a pronounced case of [photic sneeze reflex](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/527/why-do-some-people-sneeze-when-going-out-into-bright-light); I’ve always hoped that there’s some sicko sneeze fetishist out there waiting to adore me. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/45 "2009-03-26T10:46:32Z")
> [@Juniper200](#): > > I have a pronounced case of [photic sneeze reflex](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/527/why-do-some-people-sneeze-when-going-out-into-bright-light); I’ve always hoped that there’s some sicko sneeze fetishist out there waiting to adore me. I’m like that with salt, the taste of which makes me cough. So far it hasn’t turned on any dinner dates. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/46 "2009-03-26T13:01:25Z")
What about [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNjOa8Pp3Z)? 6600+ videos of this one guy, smoking a pipe. Found it on reddit. Turns out there’s quite a few people out there jerking it to videos of dudes smoking pipes. Thanks, internet! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/47 "2009-03-27T01:32:33Z")
> [@omgzebras](#): > > whatever the hell the goatse guy is trying to accomplish He’s trying to accommodate the giver. http:// [Woah](http://goatse.fr/giver.html) NSFW unless your boss approves of giant penises. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/48 "2009-03-27T11:37:14Z")
> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#): > > What about [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNjOa8Pp3Z)? 6600+ videos of this one guy, smoking a pipe. Found it on reddit. Turns out there’s quite a few people out there jerking it to videos of dudes smoking pipes. Thanks, internet! Well, in French a pipe is slang for fellatio, and the word is obviously very common in porn. So maybe, just maybe, that guy has become a sort of living avatar of internet disappointment. God, I hope so. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/49 "2009-03-27T12:14:34Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > So maybe, just maybe, that guy has become a sort of living avatar of internet disappointment. He’s never gonna give you up. ---
**Author:** ![pete66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8c91f0/32.png) [@pete66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pete66)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/50 "2009-03-27T13:13:16Z")
Along the line of fetishes, i recommend a song by Bob and Tom called “Cleveland Steamer.” If you have a weak stomach please dont look up some of the references. I made that mistake and lord i wish i could somehow scrub my brain clean. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/51 "2009-03-27T13:34:16Z")
I recently ran across a site that details (with photos) the guy who spent Mardi Gras in a gorilla suit, and… I’ll just say that he did very well for a novelty act. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce73a5/32.png) [@Black\_Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/52 "2009-03-27T14:58:46Z")
> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#): > > A mention of **Rule 34** seems in order here. > [Urban Dictionary: Rule 34](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034) A while back, I was looking for a mouthguard online (I play roller derby). I was at work, and was concerned, due to my belief in Rule 34, about what I might find. I didn’t find it. As far as I can tell, this is the ONLY exception to the rule. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/53 "2009-03-27T16:48:44Z")
> [@Black\_Sunshine](#): > > A while back, I was looking for a mouthguard online (I play roller derby). I was at work, and was concerned, due to my belief in Rule 34, about what I might find. I didn’t find it. As far as I can tell, this is the ONLY exception to the rule. Sorry to disappoint you, but mouthguards are used as sex appliances that keep penises safe from teeth during blowjobs – search on the term “blowguard”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/54 "2009-03-27T17:02:42Z")
Well, now I don’t feel so weird. I like chubby big-breasted woman; that seems normal now. But I’ve run across some oddities. What’s with the women being penetrated by machines thing? Dildos mounted on pistons that are connected to some sort of industrial machinery? And there’s a whole sector of mature women being serviced by boys who I hope are of legal age… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/55 "2009-03-27T17:10:20Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Well, now I don’t feel so weird. I like chubby big-breasted woman; that seems normal now. > > But I’ve run across some oddities. What’s with the women being penetrated by machines thing? Dildos mounted on pistons that are connected to some sort of industrial machinery? And there’s a whole sector of mature women being serviced by boys who I hope are of legal age… That reminds me of an incident in the news. [Sabersaws and sex toys are a bad combination.](http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html?corder=&pg=1) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/56 "2009-03-27T17:14:03Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > What do I think of all this? _Homo sum; homini nihil a me alienum puto_; or, in English, “I am human; nothing human is alien to me.” That’s a beautiful sentiment. Where’s it from? ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/57 "2009-03-27T17:38:32Z")
My own odd fetish/paraphilia is “superheroines-in-peril”, with a big emphasis on knockout scenes. I suppose it could be categorized as an odd subset of the “BDSM” scene. There is a website called “Sleepy Comics” here: > **[Sleepy Comics](http://www.sleepycomics.com)** > > Sleepycomics.com stores the world's largest database of sleepy scenes in comics and manga. There are many others, but a lot of them would not be safe for work! I think it is funny hearing people talk about their odd fetishes and how they always thought, growing up, that they were the only ones on the planet who had this or that particular fetish. I always figured that there had to be others out there who shared my love for knockout scenes. I suspected that some comics writers and artists enjoyed drawing scantily-clad superheroines getting KOed and captured – it sure happened to all the mainstream heroines often enough! By the way, has any one mentioned the “women fed to carnivorous plants” fetish yet? Also, there is a “women impregnated by plants/aliens/etc.” fetish that is featured on a certain superheroine-related site. It is always a rapid (not nine months, just a few hours or minutes) pregnancy where she swells up, and then out pops the pod/alien/whatever! ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce73a5/32.png) [@Black\_Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/58 "2009-03-27T18:23:23Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Sorry to disappoint you, but mouthguards are used as sex appliances that keep penises safe from teeth during blowjobs – search on the term “blowguard”. Damn. I guess I was wrong - just using the wrong word. I have no intention of actually looking it up, but is it fetishizing (is that a word?) the mouthguards, or are they just a minor detail? The former is what I . . . nevermind. I don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/59 "2009-03-27T19:24:00Z")
Funny, because when I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought of the sneezing forum my friend showed me a few years ago. I believe they had a thread about the best angle from which to view a sneezing woman. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677/60 "2009-03-27T19:49:19Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > That’s a beautiful sentiment. Where’s it from? It’s from [Terence](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terence), the ancient playwright. He used the line in his play _Heauton Timorumenos_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddest-fetish-site-ive-run-across/490677.md?page=4)