# Oddly chosen words in songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 13, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153 "2013-10-13T19:15:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/41 "2013-10-14T13:09:17Z")

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> [@Peremensoe](#):
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> He is quoting Coleridge already. Where else, before 1797 and _Kubla Khan_, has there been a “pleasure dome”?
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> Which is not to say that his cheesifying the phrase isn’t awful.

Knowing that phrase comes from _Kubla Khan_ actually makes me feel better about it. It still sounds dorky, but at least there’s a reason for him choosing it that specific phrase.

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**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/42 "2013-10-14T13:18:00Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Wet bus stop - she’s waiting - he starts to shake and cough  
> Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov

I like the newer version with “that \*famous \*book by Nabokov”. It flows better.  
Aside, his second-famousest book is about butterflies.

> [@Ellis\_Aponte\_Jr](#):
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> The Stray Cats had a song out the same year (1982) called “Rock This Town” which correctly evaluated the price of a jukebox play at one quarter.
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> (I prefer the Joan Jett song, to be honest).

Wouldn’t you love to see them live and compare them?

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/43 "2013-10-14T13:45:44Z")

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> [@Peremensoe](#):
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> How long did people speak of “dropping a dime” for making a phone call?

We still use the phrase “drop a dime,” but it doesn’t mean simply “to make a phone call” but rather to snitch on someone. I didn’t realize that it used to be used in a literal sense.

There’s also the phrase “who put a nickel in you” which I still (rarely) hear, even though nickel-operated toys/machines haven’t been around since…well, I don’t remember them in my lifetime.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/44 "2013-10-14T13:51:31Z")

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> [@the\_diego](#):
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> Got it!. But then, why would he think the devil’s walking next to him?

Because Bangkok has a reputation as a sinful city:

\*One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster  
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free  
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister  
A little flesh, a little history  
I can feel an angel sliding up to me  
\*

The “angel” in this case being either a female hooker or a ladyboy, I would imagine.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/45 "2013-10-14T13:54:33Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> There’s also the phrase “who put a nickel in you” which I still (rarely) hear, even though nickel-operated toys/machines haven’t been around since…well, I don’t remember them in my lifetime.

I do. Songs on a jukebox used to be a nickel, at least until sometime in the mid-to-late '60s. Long before that, there were nickelodeons.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/46 "2013-10-14T14:08:37Z")

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What the heck has the SDMB come to, that nobody’s yet mentioned Neil Diamond by way of Dave Barry?

_“I AM,” I said – to no one there – and no one heard at all; not even the chair._

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/47 "2013-10-14T14:12:11Z")

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I was going to use _ **The cattle all have brucellosis** _ as an oddly chosen line, but it’s Warren Zevon, so it’s not.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/48 "2013-10-14T14:34:35Z")

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If Zevon were allowed, this thread would be nothing but.

Not any one word, but the black absurdity: “Roland raised his Thompson gun, didn’t say a word…”

which does follow to a rhyme with Johannesburg, but we’ve already crossed Zevo off the list.

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**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/49 "2013-10-14T14:53:33Z")

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Steve Miller’s _Take the Money and Run_:

_“Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas  
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is.”_

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**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/50 "2013-10-14T14:57:48Z")

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> [@the\_diego](#):
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> That Hawaiian dance song “My little grass shack in Kealakua”: “Where the humu-humu-nuku-nuku-apua-a’s swimming by.”

[Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reef_triggerfish)

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/51 "2013-10-14T15:30:44Z")

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> [@Cartoonacy](#):
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> _“Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas  
> You know he knows just exactly what the facts is.”_

Misquote. Miller is describing a South’ren law officer who is not too dumb to understand (then-)modern technology:

_"You know he knows just exactly where the fax is._"

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/52 "2013-10-14T15:35:32Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Misquote. Miller is describing a South’ren law officer who is not too dumb to understand (then-)modern technology:
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> _"You know he knows just exactly where the fax is._"

I thought it was some kind of take off from Joe Friday’s “Just the facts, please.”

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/53 "2013-10-14T16:35:39Z")

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The line that always bothers me is in Magic by the Cars:

\*High shoes with the cleats a-clickin’ \*

Um, what kind of footwear is she wearing? I always picture platform baseball cleats.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/54 "2013-10-14T19:07:37Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> What the heck has the SDMB come to, that nobody’s yet mentioned Neil Diamond by way of Dave Barry?
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> _“I AM,” I said – to no one there – and no one heard at all; not even the chair._

Same question: “pompatus” ?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/55 "2013-10-14T19:46:05Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I thought it was some kind of take off from Joe Friday’s “Just the facts, please.”

Almost certainly.

> [@xizor](#):
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> \*High shoes with the cleats a-clickin’ \*

He’s describing a pretty wild gal in the punk/post-disco era. High heels or platforms with tap cleats or hobnails doesn’t strike me as being at all odd in that context.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/56 "2013-10-14T19:47:52Z")

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> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> Same question: “pompatus” ?

It means “pompous idiot who wants everyone to just shut up and listen to his rantings.” In Finnish.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/57 "2013-10-14T20:34:42Z")

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> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> Same question: “pompatus” ?

The Master Speaks in an old column: [In Steve Miller’s “The Joker,” what is “the pompatus of love”? - The Straight Dope](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/972/in-steve-millers-the-joker-what-is-the-pompatus-of-love)

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/58 "2013-10-14T20:52:44Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> The song is from the musical Chess, about chess tournaments and US-USSR hostilities.

More than that, it was a metaphor for US–Soviet relations.

I wonder how many people here remember the chess tournament between Boris Spassky and Bobby Fisher in Reykjavik during the summer of 1972? I was at Russian language camp then, and another student (a chess champion in his home state) got daily updates in the mail from his mother. In the age of _détente_, it was a big deal!

For some reason (it being neutral ground, I guess), the first meeting between Reagan and Gorbachev was also held in Reykjavik, though this was long after _ **Chess** _ debuted, IIRC.

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/59 "2013-10-14T21:01:14Z")

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The otherwise brilliant Warren Zevon had a few clinkers, the worst in _[Mr. Bad Example](http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/warren_zevon/mr_bad_example.html)_

_I put my last few francs down on a prostitute  
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute  
Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig  
And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig?_

You dig? YOU DIG?!

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oddly-chosen-words-in-songs/671153/60 "2013-10-14T21:02:07Z")

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Thomas Dolby has created some strange lyrics, as well.  
This is from \*Leipzig \*off of his _Golden Age of Wireless_ album:

> [@](#):
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> Another misty bus-queue morning  
> Faces smile down from a hoarding  
> Stoop to the bin, drop something in  
> Well you’ll soon feel yourself again  
> And every place is just the same, isn’t it?

Faces smile down from a hoarding?  
Evocative, strange and virtually incomprehensible.

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