# Ode to staying up too late

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ode-to-staying-up-too-late/61462>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ode-to-staying-up-too-late/61462 "2001-04-10T11:17:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ode-to-staying-up-too-late/61462/1 "2001-04-10T11:17:25Z")

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On this, my 100th post  
I celebrate the Straight Dope Message Board  
For its truly straight dope  
Whenever I cannot partake  
I feel disoriented and confused  
But when I get my fix  
I feel euphoria  
What is this thing called sleep?  
Why do we need it?  
It’s really a waste of time  
When I could be getting some  
Straight Dope