# Ode to the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ode-to-the-sdmb/62274 "2001-04-17T12:06:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ode-to-the-sdmb/62274/1 "2001-04-17T12:06:30Z")
You want MPSIMS? You got it. Pieces of this have been rattling around my tiny brain for some time, but I was prompted to flesh it out by [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67533) recent thread. Except I can’t post it there; it got locked for blowing up on the launchpad. **Straight Dope MBs** to “Summer Nights” from _Grease_ (like that ain’t obvious!) ``` *Guy and girl posters:* ``` Straight Dope postin’, CRT glow Straight Dope postin’, why was it so slow? Guess they were working on the T line Just stayed patient and we made out fine Straight Dope site, faster access at night But, oh, those Straight Dope MBs ``` *Teeming millions:* ``` Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! Tell me more, tell me more Did you search ere your post? Tell me more, tell me more Or were you newbie roast? ``` *Guy and girl posters:* ``` We registered, picked cool usernames Sneaked on at work, it was kind of a game Learned how to **bold** , bullet and such How to add smilies for just the right touch 🙂 Straight Dope thread, the things that we said But, oh, those Straight Dope MBs ``` *Teeming millions:* ``` Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! Tell me more, tell me more Did you mock Little Ed? Tell me more, tell me more Did they lock up your thread? ``` *Guy and girl posters:* ``` We hijacked threads whenever we could Linked to porn sites that we thought were good Broke copyrights, flamed like it was hell Said things we never would IRL Straight Dope mods wield the power of gods But, oh, those Straight Dope MBs ``` *Teeming millions:* ``` Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! Tell me more, tell me more Did you troll and pick fights? Tell me more, tell me more Did you hack into the site? ``` *Guy and girl posters, now slow and melancholy:* ``` No more warnings, that’s where it ends That’s when they banned us, with our sock friends Guess we deserved it, we’ve made our peace Just wish we could have met Uncle Cece Straight Dope rule: admins won’t suffer fools But, OH! Those Straight Dope eMMMMM-BEEEEEEZZZ! ``` *Teeming millions, big finish:* ``` Tell me more, tell me more, oh ohh, oh ohhhhhh! ::Can’t believe anyone’s read this far; runs away while dodging overripe fruit:: ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ode-to-the-sdmb/62274/2 "2001-04-17T12:10:50Z")
Please. No _Zanadu_.