# odoriferous Farting Without Limit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odoriferous-farting-without-limit/648897>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2013, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odoriferous-farting-without-limit/648897 "2013-01-31T08:09:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odoriferous-farting-without-limit/648897/41 "2013-02-04T03:19:39Z")

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You can control the sound, but only in the same way you can naturally limit it. So if you are good at sneaking them out now, you’ll continue to be. If you always put your ass on blast when you fart, well I’m sorry but it’ll still be as loud as ever.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odoriferous-farting-without-limit/648897/42 "2013-02-04T04:10:13Z")

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> [@DrumBum](#):
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> Surely you have heard of [The Spleen](http://www.quotefully.com/movie/Mystery+Men/The+Spleen). :eek:

Well, yeah, but _nobody liked him,_ even though he was the only one on the team with a demonstrable super power.

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