# Of course God exists--And I can prove it.

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**Created:** [September 5, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-course-god-exists-and-i-can-prove-it/633762 "2012-09-05T17:26:41Z")\
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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Damn you! Now when God and anti-God make contact, they’re going to blow up the universe and mess things up for all of us.

No, what really happens is:

> [@Higgs boson discovery confirmation](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgs-boson-discovery-confirmation/627239/32):
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> You can get a Christ and an Antichrist, but only if the total energy of the colliding Gods is equal to at least twice the Christmass.

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