# Of course I want to go lap dancing, thanks.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 6, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-course-i-want-to-go-lap-dancing-thanks/675626 "2013-12-06T01:04:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-course-i-want-to-go-lap-dancing-thanks/675626/21 "2013-12-07T04:31:18Z")

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I once got a lap dance on my birthday at a place called The Palace. Probably not the same place the OP refers to, though.

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**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-course-i-want-to-go-lap-dancing-thanks/675626/22 "2013-12-07T17:52:45Z")

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> [@spotthegerbil](#):
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> Today I went shopping for a special birthday card. My Granny hits 100 next week, so i wanted to get her something that will look good alongside the one that I believe is sent from the Palace.

You need to specially request those from Her Maj these days. There’s an office at the Palace you have to write to.

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