# Of geese and co-workers. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 16, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-geese-and-co-workers/481593 "2009-01-16T14:29:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-geese-and-co-workers/481593/101 "2009-01-19T03:47:52Z")
I have been doing my part all day. Wild Turkeys, Eagles and Ravens. 3 oz Wild Turkey, 9 oz Pepsi. Eagles lose to Cardinals. Ravens lose to Pittsburgh. Man, this is _hic_ work… ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-geese-and-co-workers/481593/102 "2009-01-19T07:41:40Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I don’t fuck geese! I _hate_ fucking them. The one time I tried-- pate all over the satin sheets. Yeah, sure, sure. “I didn’t mean to kill him, he just kept telling me to strangle him harder and harder. But then when he died, it would be a shame to let all this pate go to waste, right?” I’m onto you. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-geese-and-co-workers/481593/103 "2009-01-22T17:53:21Z")
> [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](#): > > I have been doing my part all day. Wild Turkeys, Eagles and Ravens. > > 3 oz Wild Turkey, 9 oz Pepsi. > > Eagles lose to Cardinals. > > Ravens lose to Pittsburgh. > > Man, this is _hic_ work… And the lions lose to everyone! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-geese-and-co-workers/481593.md?page=5)