# Of Mustard Skittles, Velveeta Martinis, Ranch Ice Cream

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2023, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-mustard-skittles-velveeta-martinis-ranch-ice-cream/988103 "2023-08-05T13:09:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-mustard-skittles-velveeta-martinis-ranch-ice-cream/988103/21 "2023-08-07T04:12:39Z")

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> [@El\_DeLuxo](#):
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> Deep fried ice cream or butter dipped in a sweet batter is actually a lovely cold treat for a hot day at a carnival or theme park

The deep fried butter I tried at the fair was not cold; it was completely liquid on the inside.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-mustard-skittles-velveeta-martinis-ranch-ice-cream/988103/22 "2023-08-07T04:28:42Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> Jones Soda has a number of weird holiday-themed sodas, like turkey & gravy, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, Christmas ham, etc.

The most memorable moment of _The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien,_ to me, was when they made La Bamba try the Tofurky Soda.

[Andy’ll Try It - Tofurky and Gravy Soda 11/24/09 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7bUJXMwxkU)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-mustard-skittles-velveeta-martinis-ranch-ice-cream/988103/23 "2023-08-07T19:30:37Z")

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Do the writers of that article even realize the inherent irony? They’re decrying weird flavors created just for publicity… and in so doing, giving them that publicity.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-mustard-skittles-velveeta-martinis-ranch-ice-cream/988103/24 "2023-08-07T19:39:37Z")

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I’ve had lobster ice cream. I prefer my lobster a bit warmer.

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