# Of What Would You be the Patron Saint? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 11, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206 "2017-12-11T16:04:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206/61 "2017-12-13T05:27:00Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > I’d be the patron saint of Spirits and more distilleries across the world would hang up my picture. > > Obviiusly, my first miricle would be turning water into whiskey, then into rum and finely I’d produce a nice apple brandy. Almost there, but you have to repeat “would be” 3 times in a row and spell the words “mircle”, “whishkey”, “paduce” and “niiiiiice”. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206/62 "2017-12-13T06:08:55Z")
Projammer: The patron saint of dying computers. A really good prayer grants you one final boot to copy your data off. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206/63 "2017-12-13T06:35:28Z")
Puns. Especially bad ones. The worse the better. I canont resit an opportunity to pun. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206/64 "2017-12-13T06:45:57Z")
I can turn water into coffee, and I do it. A lot. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206/65 "2017-12-13T07:40:40Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I would be St. Indolensus, the patron saint of not doing any more than you really have to. this and procrastination then id be martyred on the altar of good deeds ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206/66 "2017-12-13T09:17:00Z")
I would be the Patron Saint Of Misreading The Situation And Ruining A Relationship After Saying Something Dumb. I expect I’d be very busy. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206/67 "2017-12-13T10:05:51Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > I would be the Patron Saint Of Misreading The Situation And Ruining A Relationship After Saying Something Dumb. I expect I’d be very busy. RomComs would have to include you in the credits. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/of-what-would-you-be-the-patron-saint/804206.md?page=3)