# Off to take another dump.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608 "2003-07-11T01:20:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Major\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Major\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/1 "2003-07-11T01:20:47Z")

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At least I’m regular.

It is a day later and I’m off to take another dump. Wish me luck again.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/2 "2003-07-11T01:47:37Z")

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Are you planning on starting a thread every time this happens?

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/3 "2003-07-11T01:49:23Z")

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Is it wrong to wish you would get constipation…or at least be a little less regular?

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/4 "2003-07-11T03:00:16Z")

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What’s your secret?

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/5 "2003-07-11T04:03:09Z")

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Okay, but put it back when you’re finished.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/6 "2003-07-11T04:19:02Z")

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Two in as many days?

Dude, you’re a _machine!_

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**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/7 "2003-07-11T04:39:37Z")

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Umm… thrust the engines and damn the torpedos.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/8 "2003-07-11T05:15:23Z")

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**Major Kong**. . . start one more asinine thread in any forum on this board and you will forfeit your posting privileges.

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**Cajun Man** ~ SDMB Moderator

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-to-take-another-dump/187608/9 "2003-07-11T06:20:39Z")

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**Major Kong**. . . profile signatures should not be more than four lines in length (including blank lines). You have nine blank lines in your signature. Remove them.

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**Cajun Man** ~ SDMB Moderator