# Off you go, MadHatter...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 14, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165 "2000-11-14T16:30:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/1 "2000-11-14T16:30:35Z")

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Now FUCK OFF!

I’m not sure why he got banned. I have a pretty good idea, but I really don’t care. I’d now like to take this time to dance on his grave.

Oh, and by “dance”, I of course meant “take a steaming, nasty, mostly water crap that will eventually seep down and drench his rotting corpse”.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/2 "2000-11-14T16:42:28Z")

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He was banned because he complained about manny’s moderating again, and in the wrong forum again.

I have to agree with it, of course, especially since he had been specifically warned about doing just that thing. However, I thought that recently he had settled down, and was starting to try and get along, so it is unfortunate that it had to be this way.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/3 "2000-11-14T17:01:47Z")

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Again, and again, and again …

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/4 "2000-11-14T17:25:16Z")

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where was the final bitch session? anyone got a link?

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/5 "2000-11-14T17:29:10Z")

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It happened in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46279) when manny had finally had enough. Let me take this opportunity to once again express my deep and abiding love for **manhattan**. You are indeed my hero.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/6 "2000-11-14T17:40:46Z")

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Seems he made a post-mortem appearance in GD ranting about wills. Couldn’t figure out the entire anagram, though…

Esprix

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**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/7 "2000-11-14T17:59:44Z")

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All I could get of the anagram was “Duck you manhattan” or “Manhattan, you duck!” which isn’t very impressive. What am I missing?

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**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/8 "2000-11-14T18:35:31Z")

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That second U should be an I… it’s not duck…

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/9 "2000-11-14T18:41:26Z")

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John Corrado came up with a whole list of possible anagrams, only one of which was, “manhattan you dick.” Maybe we can get him to post it.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/10 "2000-11-14T18:46:31Z")

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Unfortunately, I forgot to click the “save message” feature before I sent that off. So unless one of the other mods wants to re-post it, I’ve lost it. Which could be said about me in a number of meanings.  
Someone else decided that it could be an attack on Coldfire- DUTCHMAN AIN’T OKAY, which is pretty amusing.

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**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/11 "2000-11-14T18:47:18Z")

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This turkey is creating sock puppets with anagrams? I’m so sure. I hope he gets a life.

Well, Manny, look at it this way: You can now post this tale on the “Do You Have a Stalker” thread.

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/12 "2000-11-14T19:16:00Z")

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No no no… I think 'Hatter is finally admitting that he’s related to Jack Dean Tyler.

KIN HAD ANATOMY CUT

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/13 "2000-11-14T19:27:58Z")

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Hell, I’VE been stalking **manny** for the past fourteen months.

I’m really, really good at it, so he probably hasn’t even noticed.

(His favorite ice cream flavor is Macadamia Brittle)

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/14 "2000-11-14T19:42:09Z")

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Here’s John’s list and analysis:  
[ul]  
[li]“manhattan you dick”[/li][li]“haydn nikau tomcat” which I suppose applies to Gaudere.[/li][li]“humanoid tacky tan” which, given our heritage, could apply to me, Alpha, or Lynn.[/li][li]“had mountainy tack” which, given his love for firearms, probably applies to Uncle Beer.[/li][li]“handout takin’ YMCA” which is _definitely_ Arnold.[/li][li]“dank humanity taco” which is the best description of CKDext I’ve ever heard.[/li][li]“dainty mock Utahan” though I always thought of TubaDiva as a _real_ Utahan.[/li][li]“Dakota munchy tain” which is an insult to Chronos, even though Chronos is actually in Montana. Or,[/li][li]“coda humanity tank” which I think says something about Slythe.[/li][/ul]  
Either way, DavidB is _definitely_ not the target of this insult.

Let’s all give a big hand to Mr. Corrado. He’ll be here all week folks.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/15 "2000-11-14T20:01:40Z")

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I may give some serious consideration to changing my username to “dank humanity taco”.

Thats some good stuff.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/16 "2000-11-14T20:43:48Z")

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I am SO in love with **John Corrado**!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/17 "2000-11-14T21:29:47Z")

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Well, the girls would turn the color of an…avocado  
When he would come down their street…Mister **John Corrado.**

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/18 "2000-11-14T21:36:23Z")

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John Corrado went to France …  
Oh. Wait. You already did that one, Uke. Ummm …

You say Corrado, I say tamahto;  
Err, ummmmm, ah, err …

Hell, that’s goin’ nowhere, too. I give up.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/19 "2000-11-14T21:47:53Z")

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Isn’t there a site where, you type in the phrase, and you can get all the possible anagrams?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/off-you-go-madhatter/41165/20 "2000-11-14T22:01:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> **Here’s John’s list and analysis:  
> [ul]  
> [li]“manhattan you dick”[/li][li]“haydn nikau tomcat” which I suppose applies to Gaudere.[/li][li]“humanoid tacky tan” which, given our heritage, could apply to me, Alpha, or Lynn.[/li][li]“had mountainy tack” which, given his love for firearms, probably applies to Uncle Beer.[/li][li]“handout takin’ YMCA” which is _definitely_ Arnold.[/li][li]“dank humanity taco” which is the best description of CKDext I’ve ever heard.[/li][li]“dainty mock Utahan” though I always thought of TubaDiva as a _real_ Utahan.[/li][li]“Dakota munchy tain” which is an insult to Chronos, even though Chronos is actually in Montana. Or,[/li][li]“coda humanity tank” which I think says something about Slythe.[/li][/ul]  
> Either way, DavidB is _definitely_ not the target of this insult.**

Hey, I’m off the hook!

Or just forgotten (as usual), I’m not sure which…

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