# Office workers - do you keep food at your desk?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 13, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627 "2019-08-13T21:37:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/41 "2019-08-16T00:02:32Z")

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Most I’ve ever kept in my desk has been a bottle of hot sauce.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/42 "2019-08-16T00:36:46Z")

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I never had an office job, as such, but I spent 31 years teaching high school and that involved a lot of time at a desk. I never kept food in my desk. Partly, this was because I taught science with associated labs and one never eats in a lab. Partly it was just that I have long had the habit of not eating during the day.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/43 "2019-08-16T00:52:03Z")

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No wonder we’re getting so heavy. Keeping food at our desks when we used to keep low calorie goodies like cigarettes, lighters and ashtrays.:eek:

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/44 "2019-08-16T01:03:36Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> They say that to scold people who skip breakfast. So the time of day is important. They are saying “It is important to have a meal at the start of the day, soon after you wake.”

Those are the people I snark at…especially the ones who are blatantly scolding. They can keep their aggregate rules of thumb away from my non-aggregate body. Skipping breakfast is the clearly better answer for me.

I cant eat without feeling ill for around and hour or two after I wake up. Feeling like I am going to hurl for half the morning is the normal result of eating before that. Sometimes it’s been more than feel like. If I bothered to get a diagnosis, I pretty clearly have Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder. In more colloquial terms, I’m a night owl. Mix the two and I’m skipping breakfast anytime I’m on a normal daytime schedule. Just conforming to daytime hours is a constant challenge. I’m not getting up early enough to eat without getting ill. I find other ways to manage food around conforming to the already unnatural schedule that society mostly dictates.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/45 "2019-08-16T14:18:55Z")

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On the breakfast tangent, [I’ve always been a morning person](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcn7hFgveQI), but I haven’t regularly eaten breakfast since middle school, which was more than half a century ago.

This morning, the alarm woke me up at 5 (I usually wake up well before the alarm; this was unusual), and yes, I keep food in my desk drawer. So far this morning, I’ve nibbled my way through half a bagel with nothing on it. Definitely not a breakfast-eater.

When I do eat breakfast, it’s inevitably in addition to, rather than instead of, my other meals. So if I ate breakfast regularly, I’d gain weight fast.

> [@MandaJo](#):
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> I can’t even conceptualize hommade chocolate chip cookies going stale.

I’m with you - the notion totally boggles the mind.

At my house, they’re lucky to last long enough to cool down to room temperature.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/46 "2019-08-16T14:44:37Z")

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Oh yeah, definitely. At my last job my snack drawer was well known in the (admittedly small) office and it gave people an excuse to come chat.

I always have some kind of granola bar/Pop Tart for breakfast because I hate breakfast and force myself to eat it. Usually some peanuts, sometimes chips and something sweet like a Fruit by the Foot or a hard candy.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/47 "2019-08-16T15:49:37Z")

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I keep a jar of peanuts on my desk, and a big bag of dried fruit or trail mix or something similar in my overhead bin. Sometimes I will have a box or two of Kashi bars. I also keep a snack-sized zipper baggie of Grape-Nuts at my desk, for those days that I bring a cup of yogurt to work for breakfast, so I can mix them in.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/48 "2019-08-16T16:05:29Z")

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When I commuted I kept pistachios at my desk. Great to nibble on when thinking great thoughts. Pistachio dust kept getting into my keyboard and actually ruined one calculator. Now working from home, I just walk to the kitchen for my nibbles.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/49 "2019-08-16T23:19:48Z")

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The mice here have been known to chew through thin plastic containers for a yummy treat, so I use metal containers with good seals. One has peanut butter-based snacks (mostly Reese’s Pieces), the other has chocolate bars of varying darkness (eaten one square at the time, hence the need for a container with a good seal).

> [@DinoR](#):
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> I cant eat without feeling ill for around and hour or two after I wake up. Feeling like I am going to hurl for half the morning is the normal result of eating before that.

Me too!! My appetite doesn’t show up until 9:30 AM or so, but if I don’t eat breakfast I’ll start scarfing down my snacks by mid-morning. I’ve figured out a few things that help me:  
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[li]No multi-vitamins in the morning (too much iron, I guess?).[/li][li]No heavy foods – a piece or two of toast, and a few bites of fruit.[/li][li]No orange juice – it’s acidic enough that it triggers instant heartburn and gagging.[/li][/ul]

Of course, on days when the company provides breakfast or someone has brought in tasty treats, I have to repeatedly explain why I haven’t grabbed a plate. I’ve resorted to explaining that if I try to eat when I’m not hungry, I throw up (which is true, but is rude to share at work).

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/50 "2019-08-17T21:07:43Z")

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I keep some shelf stable foods in my desk but I almost never eat there. They’re for emergency lunches. Right now off the top of my head (it’s Saturday), I’ve got a couple small canned hams, a can of green beans, some heat&eat Indian packets, a can of Progresso split pea for when I need a sodium spike.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/51 "2019-08-17T21:22:44Z")

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Yep, a few protein bars are a staple. Then it’s whatever I grab when I remember to stock back up. Right now I think I have some Sun Chips, Gardettos rye chips, dry roasted peanuts and pretzels. I don’t keep anything perishable since I might not be in the office for several days at a time.

I also keep generic Crystal Light type mix or Propel water mix, and hot tea bags on the winter.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/52 "2019-08-17T22:53:46Z")

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I eat breakfast at work every day, so I have protein bars for breakfast. I have a variety of snacks, like fiber bars, chocolate covered almonds, after lunch mints, trail mix and small packages of cookies. And a can of mandarin oranges, in case I run out of fresh fruit. I had to get rid of the peanut butter because I have a coworker who’s very allergic to peanuts, and I don’t want to kill her.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/office-workers-do-you-keep-food-at-your-desk/838627/53 "2019-08-18T00:54:58Z")

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No food but I always have a box of Keurig pods and a few assorted bottled drinks within reach.  
mmm

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