# Official Doper Engagment Announcement

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372 "2003-04-08T19:35:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/1 "2003-04-08T19:35:37Z")

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I’ve been allowed the special honor of announcing the Sealed-With-A-Ring, Real and True, Honest-to-Goodness, Official Engagment of my friends **auntie em** and **SkipMagic**.  
_applause_  
And to think it all began in [The Pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122170).  
😃

Good Luck!

I guess I’m not going to get my toaster.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/2 "2003-04-08T19:37:06Z")

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Hurrah! Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/3 "2003-04-08T19:44:36Z")

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Three cheers!!! It seems Doper weddings are en vogue this millenium!  
_Bon chance!!_

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/4 "2003-04-08T19:58:11Z")

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And the wrong spelling of Engagement is unintentional and reflects my excitement rather than any opinion of en **Gag** ment. 😉

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/5 "2003-04-08T19:59:14Z")

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Wow!

Another one!

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/6 "2003-04-08T20:03:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*I’ve been allowed the special honor of announcing the Sealed-With-A-Ring, Real and True, Honest-to-Goodness, Official Engagment of my friends **auntie em** and **SkipMagic**.  
> _applause_  
> And to think it all began in [The Pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122170).  
> 😃
> 
> Good Luck!
> 
> I guess I’m not going to get my toaster. \*\*

Thank you, **Homebrew**. You’re a peach. Who knows if this would have happened without you (which means I can perhaps blame you later)? And hey, if you just feel like _buying_ a toaster, I think [this one’s nice](http://a1412.g.akamai.net/7/1412/243/0070/ww2.williams-sonoma.com/wsecimgs/images/products/203033111/I/A/s1299908-1l.jpg)! 😉

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/7 "2003-04-08T20:05:37Z")

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::_takes a bow_::

Tank ewe, tank ewe. And for my next act, I will try to reconcile **auntie em** to the fact that the only reason my house was clean when she stopped by was _because_ she stopped by.

It’s a crap-shoot from here on. 😃

Special accolades should go to **Homebrew** for his part in this matter. If it hadn’t been for his competition in that original pit thread, I wouldn’t be standing here yelling, “I won! I won! _Now_ what do I do with her?” 😉

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/8 "2003-04-08T20:10:04Z")

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Yay! Congratulations, you two.

Here’s to many years of happiness.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/9 "2003-04-08T20:14:24Z")

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Con_gag_ulations to you both! I’m gonna have to go read that thread… sounds darn interesting.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/10 "2003-04-08T20:15:04Z")

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Woohoo! Yay! Happy Engagment…err… Engagement! 😃

**auntie em** that is one scarey looking toaster!

[sub]Now, if I can just snag **Homebrew** [/sub]

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/11 "2003-04-08T20:19:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by swampbear \*  
> \*\*[sub]Now, if I can just snag **Homebrew** [/sub] \*\*

Dude, I’m working on that for you! Just uh . . . promise you won’t ask me for money in your wedding invitation!

. . . especially since I’m already busy picking out a toaster for YOU guys . . . 😉

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/12 "2003-04-08T20:21:56Z")

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**auntie em** we’ll just be asking for envelopes. 😃

[sub] but a really nice Kitchen Maid stand mixer wouldn’t get turned down[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/13 "2003-04-08T20:24:44Z")

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Congratulations!

Daniel

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/14 "2003-04-08T20:29:06Z")

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And two months to the day from the last Doper engagement. Congratulations, you crazy kids.

This means that on June 8th, we expect another announcement. **LaurAnge** , I’m looking at you.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/15 "2003-04-08T20:32:45Z")

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Wow! 2 of my favourite posters. And your both so damn cute!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/16 "2003-04-08T20:41:19Z")

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Congrats to yet another doper couple!

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/17 "2003-04-08T20:42:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \*  
> \*\*Wow! 2 of my favourite posters. And your both so damn cute! \*\*

[Right back at ya’](http://hometown.aol.com/jonahjamsn/sdmbpix.html), **hillbilly queen**! You cutie-pie, you!

::_slinks silently away, hoping the future missus didn’t read that_::

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/18 "2003-04-08T20:54:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by swampbear \*  
> \*\*[sub] but a really nice Kitchen Maid stand mixer wouldn’t get turned down[/sub] \*\*

I already have one of those!😃

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**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/19 "2003-04-08T21:53:05Z")

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Oh you kids! Congrats and cheers.

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/20 "2003-04-08T21:59:09Z")

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Rock on! My congratulations _and_ con_gag_ulations to the happy couple. 😃

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