# Official Doper Engagment Announcement **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372 "2003-04-08T19:35:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/21 "2003-04-08T22:44:04Z")
Congratulations indeed. (That Pit thread is extra hilarious now that we know what it turns into. :D) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/22 "2003-04-08T22:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Congratulations indeed. > > (That Pit thread is extra hilarious now that we know what it turns into. :D) \*\* No kidding! And is it too late to admit that I originally planned the following Dopefest (linked to in that Pit thread) just so I could meet **auntie em**? I’m a shallow man. 😛 But, as things would have it, I lost my patience waiting; so I eventually fired off an e-mail to the poor woman, flirted for a week or two, and then finally managed to drum up enough courage to ask her out. So yeah, if you wanna blame anyone, blame her. _She’s_ the one who agreed to go out with a weirdo she met on the internet. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/23 "2003-04-08T22:59:51Z")
Awww! Congrats, kids 🙂 Indeed, 2 months to the day! Laur, you’re next, right? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/24 "2003-04-08T23:12:40Z")
To be honest (although, if this stops you from sending gifts, just ignore this post), **Homebrew** was kind enough to announce it today. We’ve actually been _officially_ engaged (with a bright, shiny bauble on her finger) for… what, three weeks or so? Maybe a month? I can’t tell anymore! Has it been “forever” already? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/25 "2003-04-08T23:18:16Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/26 "2003-04-08T23:50:18Z")
best wishes and congratulations! nice to see even with the strange weather sping is blooming. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/27 "2003-04-09T00:09:22Z")
Best wishes from the Weird/Norths. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/28 "2003-04-09T00:15:21Z")
Congratulations! (Hey, let’s all send them coffee makers or toasters!) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/29 "2003-04-09T00:59:35Z")
Where ya gettin’ married? This is one Doper event I might actually witness! _Jumping up and down and waving_ I do make cakes you know! Congratulations big time. I could tell at the Kansas City Dopefest we attended that something was in the wind even then. Are ya’ registered anywhere yet? The toaster gifts all seem to be taken. And what about a shower? Send me an email, lots and lots of emails! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/30 "2003-04-09T02:42:21Z")
Congrats, you two! Sounds like you’re both crazy enough for each other!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/31 "2003-04-09T04:20:14Z")
The naughty nuptial nasties, **Baker** , probably won’t be until a year (or more; possibly less) from the time **auntie em** manages to shed her house, her current employ and her reluctance to cough up that million dollar dowry I should get for dealing with her fried tofu fetish. Yuck. 😛 Our original plan (and still current, I believe) was to elope to [Big Sur](http://www.bigsurcalifornia.org/) and get hitched by this [weirdo.](http://www.sun-ink.com/) We think it oughta be a lot of fun. (Of course, we now have, tagging along, an unwanted–and increasing in number–entourage that refuses to be left behind. So the elopement seems like it’s turning into quite the wedding parade. I guess dem are da’ breaks when you’re as popular and cute a couple as **auntie em** and I like to tell ourselves. ;)) But fret not, **Baker**! We do plan on throwing a giant shindig when we get back, so you will be able to come! And I’m sure we’ll definitely take you up on your expertise in cakes. It’s nice having friends in the “bizzness.” As for the shower… you’ll have to talk with the woman in charge. Being male, understand, I don’t have the necessary gene for understanding any shower but the one I hesitate to bring up when chatting with any woman other than \* you know who!\* ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/32 "2003-04-09T04:24:52Z")
Congratulations! Nothing more romantic than Doper Love. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/33 "2003-04-09T07:01:17Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Elenfair_ > Laur, you’re next, right? Laur and I need to start an engagement pool. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/34 "2003-04-09T08:26:16Z")
Okay, it was one thing when Montfort and Anniz became, like, the second or third doper engaged couple (behind Sealemon and Shanin and Satan and DB). It was easy enough to keep track of it way back in 2000-1. Then we got … oh, who was it? There was a bit of a wait between that wedding in, I’m thinking, early-ish 2001 (because we saw the wedding video at DopeaWeen), and RobinDaveWedding roughly a year ago (soonly followed by RobinEgg hatching, but not _too_ soonly). Then there were lots of engagements in and around that one, notably racinchikki and gunslinger engagement, WeirdNorth engagement (and wedding), Spiny Norman and Shayna engagement (and wedding), Geobabe and UncleBill engagement (and wedding, and ever-growing Geobaby, unless I’m transposing Tygr and JKayla) and at least one I’m forgetting. And somewhere in there Tygr and JKayla also had a kid, I think. Now we’ve got me and fizzy, TruePisces and Verrain, lno and Elenfair, … I’ve lost track, I’ve lost count, and all I know is I want my mommy. Could we maybe open up some sort of spreadsheet to keep track of all this nuptualness? Doper Wedding Tracker[sup]TM[/sup]? What’s a guy to do??? [sub]Oh, yeah. Congrats, you guys![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/35 "2003-04-09T10:18:40Z")
Oooh, Big Sur. I was stationed out on the Monterey Peninsula back when I was in the Army. Lovely area, beautiful background for a wedding. But with the increasing train of guests it sounds like you will have to elope from the elopement! ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/36 "2003-04-09T13:14:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baker \* > \*\*Oooh, Big Sur. I was stationed out on the Monterey Peninsula back when I was in the Army. Lovely area, beautiful background for a wedding. But with the increasing train of guests it sounds like you will have to elope from the elopement! \*\* NOOOOOO kidding! It all started when my sister threatened never to speak to me again if she wasn’t in attendance (well, actually she threatened never to speak to me again if she couldn’t be _in_ the wedding . . . so this is a compromise) . . . Anyway, we will be having a reception afterwards and, like **Skip** said, will be happy to take you up on your cake expertise, but ONLY if you’re going to be able to relax and enjoy yourself at the reception, and not twitch around, thinking, “Do they like the cake? Does the cake look good? Does the cake taste good? _Hey, what is that kid doing sticking my cake into his pants???_” Promise? And as for a shower, one of my best friends wants to fly in from Malibu and throw me one as soon as the wedding plans get underway, and you will officially be my ONLY female friend in Topeka (the rest I’ll have to import), so it’ll be an easy commute for you. 😉 Also, thanks for the warm wishes, everyone! **Cervaise** , that pit thread is even more hilarious now that I _know_ **SkipMagic**! Back then he was just some Random Flirting Weirdo in Cyberspace (RFWIC)–now he’s my own Real Life Weirdo, and it’s funny to think that that RFWIC was . . . _him_. 😛 Does that make sense? Now about that pool, **Nocturne**. . . my money’s on **Homebrew** and **Swampbear** , but those two may be the “darkhorse”–it looks like **LaurAnge** (and . . . ???) is the favorite! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/37 "2003-04-09T13:47:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > _ **Hey, what is that kid doing sticking my cake into his pants???** _ Yeah. That’d be my family. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/38 "2003-04-09T14:00:46Z")
Aw. congratulations. I’ve loved auntie em from the moment she began posting here. All the best happiness to you both. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/39 "2003-04-09T14:05:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*I’ve loved auntie em from the moment she began posting here. \*\* Then how come _you_ never asked me out? 😉 It was the Instead Cup story, wasn’t it? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f17d59/32.png) [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/40 "2003-04-09T14:06:06Z")
HOPE THEY BOTH FUCK EACH OTHER TO DEATH DUMB FUCKS! _crosses fingers for divorce_ EAT IT BITCH! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372.md?page=3)