# Official Doper Engagment Announcement **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372 "2003-04-08T19:35:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/41 "2003-04-09T14:08:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*HOPE THEY BOTH FUCK EACH OTHER TO DEATH > DUMB FUCKS! > > _crosses fingers for divorce_ > > EAT IT BITCH! \*\* Geez, Mom, I told you to stop embarrassing me in front of my friends! ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/42 "2003-04-09T14:09:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*HOPE THEY BOTH FUCK EACH OTHER TO DEATH > \*\* Well, at least we’d die happy . . . ---
**Author:** ![moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f17d59/32.png) [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/43 "2003-04-09T14:10:44Z")
GO GET FUCKED YOU UGLY WHORE! FUCKING SLUT! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/44 "2003-04-09T14:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\*Well, at least we’d die happy . . . \*\* You, too? See, now the tears–the tears… they’re coming, Baby! I wish all of our threads were this romantic. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/45 "2003-04-09T14:12:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*HOPE THEY BOTH FUCK EACH OTHER TO DEATH > DUMB FUCKS! > > _crosses fingers for divorce_ > > EAT IT BITCH! \*\* Alright, that’s two in the time span of an hour. Something tells me your ticket’s gonna be punched. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/46 "2003-04-09T14:14:10Z")
Great responses **SkipMagic** and **auntie em**. Y’all got class not matter what your families say. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/47 "2003-04-09T14:22:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Great responses **SkipMagic** and **auntie em**. Y’all got class not matter what your families say. 😉 \*\* Well, my kinfolk got a special appreciation for deep fried biscuits. They know class when they see it. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/48 "2003-04-09T14:23:36Z")
Candy hearts floating your way…congrats! ---
**Author:** ![mallocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mallocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallocks)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/49 "2003-04-09T14:41:47Z")
congrats guys 😃 that’s the nicest thing I’ve read on the board in quite a while. You 2 (and you Homebrew) made my day, thanks very much 😃 both of you, congratulations, I think you might deserve each other 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/50 "2003-04-09T15:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Alright, that’s two in the time span of an hour. Something tells me your ticket’s gonna be punched. \*\* Hey, HEY! Let’s not waste ALL of your attention on the disgruntled poster worker (ahem), Mr. Moderator Man. You could at least wish us well and give us advice on what clogs go best with Big Sur weddings. I mean, really, if you’re gonna poke yer head into this thread… Damn Dutch. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/51 "2003-04-09T15:11:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kalhoun \* > \*\*Candy hearts floating your way…congrats! \*\* Yummy! Thanks! But uh, mine says, “Yes Dear”. I think you meant for that one to go to **Skip**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/52 "2003-04-09T15:22:04Z")
Congratulations! Marriage is a wonderful way to be institutionalized! Take care- -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/53 "2003-04-09T15:38:25Z")
I’ll make up for **Coldfire** and say congratulations on behalf of Dutch people everywhere. We’re a party people, really. He must have been too distracted by the ruffians. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/54 "2003-04-09T15:41:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Velma \* > \*\*I’ll make up for **Coldfire** and say congratulations on behalf of Dutch people everywhere. We’re a party people, really. He must have been too distracted by the ruffians. \*\* Apparently you were, too, if you woke up in Michigan. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/55 "2003-04-09T15:51:40Z")
::blinks:: where…where am I? OK, let me say congrats from all the Americans with Dutch heritage. I maintain that I am still Dutch. My maiden name has lots of vowels in a row. And I know how to pronounce all the Vander names. We are slowly taking over the world. Wooden shoe rather be Dutch?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/56 "2003-04-09T16:01:56Z")
We tried taking over the world a few centuries ago. Right on track, too, until some airhead traded Manhattan for Suriname. :smack: Anyways, how rude of me, indeed. 🙂 Congrats, guys! May your marriage be long and happy. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/57 "2003-04-09T16:05:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Velma \* > \*\*Wooden shoe rather be Dutch?😉 \*\* Nah, I’d Vander stick with being Irish. Wee drink to forget the wooden shoes. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/58 "2003-04-09T16:05:59Z")
Congrats, guys! Here’s to years of happiness, joy, short fights, and even better making ups! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/59 "2003-04-09T16:08:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*We tried taking over the world a few centuries ago. Right on track, too, until some airhead traded Manhattan for Suriname. :smack: > > Anyways, how rude of me, indeed. 🙂 > > Congrats, guys! May your marriage be long and happy. \*\* Oh, hey! He likes us! He really _does_ like us! 🙂 Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/60 "2003-04-09T16:33:30Z")
originally posted by auntie em: > [@](#): > > Well, my kinfolk got a special appreciation for deep fried biscuits. They know class when they see it. ::covers his biscuits and runs:: 😃 Congrats and may you both share a lifetime of a joy and happiness together! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372.md?page=4)