# Official Doper Engagment Announcement **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372 "2003-04-08T19:35:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/61 "2003-04-09T17:49:44Z")
I agree with the sentiments of those before me: both you bitches fuck yourself to death! Huzzah! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/62 "2003-04-09T17:55:59Z")
Congrats you two crazy kids! May your marriage be long and happy! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/63 "2003-04-09T18:04:25Z")
Congrats, now we have to pair up the next 30-odd thousand. But wow, I’m happy for ya! Well done! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/64 "2003-04-09T18:27:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*I agree with the sentiments of those before me: both you bitches fuck yourself to death! > > Huzzah! > > 😉 \*\* You know, when **moc.liamtoh@rorrim** said this, I thought it was simply the hyperbolic well-wishes of a good friend. Kind of like someone shouting out “Break a leg!” before you go on stage to perform in the Vagina Monologues; it’s obvious he really doesn’t want you to break a leg (or a vagina), he just want you to do your best. But now that **Enderw24** has piped up, I’m thinking that this has crossed well past hyperbole and into the cushy bosom of Fate. This is what we’re _supposed_ to do, **auntie em**! Why fight it? What are you doing this weekend? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mallocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mallocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallocks)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/65 "2003-04-09T20:18:34Z")
You have an awesome sense of humour SkipMagic. kudos to the master 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/66 "2003-04-09T23:28:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*We tried taking over the world a few centuries ago. Right on track, too, until some airhead traded Manhattan for Suriname. :smack: > > Anyways, how rude of me, indeed. 🙂 > > Congrats, guys! May your marriage be long and happy. \*\* When did **Suriname** become a Moderator? :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/67 "2003-04-10T03:00:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mallocks \* > \*\*You have an awesome sense of humour SkipMagic. kudos to the master 😃 \*\* When _ **I** _ take over the world, **mallocks** (we’ll worry about the Dutch and their dictatorship ambitions later), you shall be the first to be rewarded. You want Australia? It’s yours. Or maybe Ireland? Smack a leprechaun, Buddy, you got it. You can even have the Dutch–if you want. 🙂 I am nothing if not generous, I say. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/68 "2003-04-11T10:15:12Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/69 "2003-04-11T14:55:46Z")
Wait wait, I’m Dutch too. Can I get in on the World Domination Agenda? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/70 "2003-04-11T15:12:25Z")
Well, understand that the Dutch WDA has failed somewhat spectacularly in _my_ version, **Cranky** , so if you join up with those dam-plugging clog-wearers, you’ll have to contend with **mallocks** as your mighty king. I’m not sure how he feels about the Dutch. Maybe he likes their [paint](http://www.dutchboy.com/), and so will be kind to you. But woe to you if he prefers seamless siding! ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/71 "2003-04-11T15:21:14Z")
[sub]Looks like someone forgot to log out of their SD account before they left the library.[/sub] Congratulations to the two of you. I wish you the best of luck and a long and happy marriage. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-doper-engagment-announcement/167372/72 "2003-04-11T15:23:18Z")
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