# Official duffer bashing thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 28, 2004, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521 "2004-06-28T08:08:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/81 "2004-06-29T19:24:53Z")
**Uncommon** , sorry for the delay, handicap is 16. (we only get about 5 months a year of golf weather.) :mad: **ETF** , my stance on all fowl is usually right along the neck. Much quicker kill and good eating, too! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/82 "2004-06-29T19:37:50Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > **ETF** , my stance on all fowl is usually right along the neck. Much quicker kill and good eating, too! Well, yeh, the neck meat is usually pretty tasty, but gnawing it off all those vertebrae is a pain as it is, without them having been crushed when you off the bird. I’d sure like to see you try that with an ostrich, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/83 "2004-06-29T19:57:40Z")
I am so dissapointed in this thread/board in general. Page 2 of a pit-thread and no refrences? **Duffer,** your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Alright, it is annoying as hell, I apologize. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/84 "2004-06-29T20:47:20Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Hey, pal – you really don’t have to state the obvious. We know you’re outnumbered. It’s not relevant to the substance of your rebuttal With all due respect, and you know I mean that sincerely, in the cases where I do mention it, it is not only relevent to my rebuttal, it is \*part \*of my rebuttal. When people post insulting wisecracks about the number of my posts, or allude to my being an “attention ho,” I think it is necessary to explain why I’m posting as prolifically as I am. And often, if I’m in a conversation with someone like **Mr. Svinlesha** or **SimonX** , who are wondering why I haven’t responded to this or that post of theirs, I raise the issue of the number of people and/or posts that I’m having to respond to. It is invariably these types of comments that bring accusations of whining from some of my opponents who appear to be looking for something other than topical substance to criticize. > [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Frankly, it DOES come across as whining for you to say it again and again, even though that’s not your intention. And just as frankly, I have to say I really don’t care if my detractors view it as whining…I’m just mentioning it as a matter of fact and in order to explain or emphasize a point. I don’t think I should have to purposely avoid mentioning certain things, germane though they may be to the issue at hand, just so as to avoid giving ammunition to someone else who may deliberately mistate what I mean by it or otherwise be distracted by it. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/85 "2004-06-29T21:14:27Z")
I think I owe half my post count to being at the bottom of pile-ons. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/86 "2004-06-29T21:47:17Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I think I owe half my post count to being at the bottom of pile-ons. And you owe the other half to the gathering of wood for all those crosses you nail yourself to. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/87 "2004-06-30T15:26:58Z")
Zing! [Barry White voice] Do you feel the love? I sure do! [/Barry White voice] ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/88 "2004-06-30T15:34:58Z")
> [@Debaser](#): > > **Zing!** > > [Barry White voice] > > Do you feel the love? I sure do! > > [/Barry White voice] Bolded part. What the hell is that reminding me of? Maybe it was zing, pow! or something. Older stuff. Might be Jackie Gleason (actually probably is) but is there some other team I’m forgetting? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/89 "2004-06-30T15:35:53Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Bolded part. What the hell is that reminding me of? Maybe it was zing, pow! or something. Older stuff. Might be Jackie Gleason (actually probably is) but is there some other team I’m forgetting? Lewis and Martin? ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/90 "2004-06-30T15:56:40Z")
You may be thinking of **Goodfellas** , where Joe Pesci’s character is telling the funny story in the restaurant. He describes the “big prick” cop beating on him as “Zing! Pow! Bang!” What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/91 "2004-06-30T15:58:38Z")
Duffer, you were an asshole in a thread to me today, so yeah, fuck you. Bash bash. And double-fuck to your pet monkey, George W. Bush. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521/92 "2004-06-30T16:04:40Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Duffer, you were an asshole in a thread to me today, so yeah, fuck you. Bash bash. > > And double-fuck to your pet monkey, George W. Bush. Good post! This is exactly the reason I opened it. Just giving a convenient thread for people to say what they think. (Now off to the other thread 😉 ) **Debaser** , that’s what I was thinking of. My 2nd favorite movie and I couldn’t place the line! :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-duffer-bashing-thread/252521.md?page=4)