# Official "First Words Out of Your Mouth After Waking This Morning" Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156 "2006-07-04T14:55:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/41 "2006-07-04T19:59:19Z")
I still haven’t said a thing yet. 🙂 > [@Cheez\_Whia](#): > > My hubby let me sleep in, then brought coffee in to me at 10:00. :eek: I didn’t know that was possible! Did you check your temperature? ---
**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/42 "2006-07-04T20:43:27Z")
“Hunh?” followed by, “Yes, you can have the corneas.” ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/43 "2006-07-04T20:55:55Z")
The first sound out of my mouth this morning was something like, “Rahhhhh!” I hate mornings. They’re so early. The first words were, “Oh, crap, what am I going to wear?” ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/44 "2006-07-04T20:59:10Z")
Workdays: “shit” Off days: “aaaah!” (a pleasant sound) ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/45 "2006-07-04T21:31:00Z")
“Shut up” (slightly garbled), directed equally at the neighbor running a weedeater at 6:30 and the dog barking his fool head off at said neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/46 "2006-07-04T21:31:32Z")
“thank you”. My Hubby also brought me some coffee in bed. Only, he let me sleep until 1:30 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/47 "2006-07-04T21:34:07Z")
First words: “Happy anniversary, sweetie.” (to husband) Second words: “Ow! Get yer tail out of my face!” (to big dog who likes to share my pillow) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/48 "2006-07-04T21:41:40Z")
“How do you manage to look so beautiful first thing in the morning?” ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/49 "2006-07-04T21:44:55Z")
"Brrrrrr. I’m cold. Where am I? Why am I in a bathtub filled with ice? WHERE IS MY LIVER???" ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/50 "2006-07-04T21:51:23Z")
“Off we go into the wild blue yonder.” In my defense, I usually say hi to the dogs first, but this morning when I got up Papa T. had taken them to the dog beach. So I turned on the TV to see the Air Force Ceremonial Brass performing. ---
**Author:** ![Hokkaido\_Brit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d26b3c/32.png) [@Hokkaido\_Brit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hokkaido_Brit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/51 "2006-07-04T21:55:18Z")
At 5:50am GET A TISSUE!!! And don’t drip on the sheets!!! In response to my son’s massive nosebleed. He didn’t miss the sheets or any other damn thing. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/52 "2006-07-04T22:01:44Z")
“How did I sleep so late?” ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/53 "2006-07-04T22:02:36Z")
“Where you at?” After dialing the phone and it being answered. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/54 "2006-07-05T00:44:19Z")
Me: “And?..” Boy from Mars: “Italia in finale!” To my boyfriend who had gotten up early to watch the Italy-Germany game. It’s a good day for him! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/55 "2006-07-05T01:31:11Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > “Meow meow meow” (responding to my cat’s demand for breakfast). My policy is never to speak in a language I don’t understand. I’ve gotten in trouble that way before! I used to wake up and say/think, “_Fuck!_ I’m still in Texas.” Thankfully, I eventually got out of Texas. > [@Mama Tiger](#): > > “Off we go into the wild blue yonder.” > > In my defense, I usually say hi to the dogs first, but this morning when I got up Papa T. had taken them to the dog beach. So I turned on the TV to see the Air Force Ceremonial Brass performing. Yeah, used to say that first thing in the morning too, except in less voluntary fashion. See “_Fuck!_ I’m still in Texas.” > [@Girl From Mars](#): > > To my boyfriend who had gotten up early to watch the Italy-Germany game. It’s a good day for him! Early? Out of curiosity, what time zone are you and him in? (I missed most of the first half due to the parents’ visitors–who had only come to pick up some empty boxes–staying around and talking about Washington (state, not president) for hours. Meanwhile I woed my fate at having been born in the USA and not, say, England, Germany, or Spain…) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/56 "2006-07-05T02:00:38Z")
_Oh, damn cat!_ when, lurching down the hall, I put my bare foot into the place where the cat had urked up a giant hairball. ---
**Author:** ![dre2xl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@dre2xl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dre2xl)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/57 "2006-07-05T02:04:33Z")
Dunno about the first words _after_ waking, but my first words, period, are almost always some form of “Jabez, go away”, Jabez being my cat who thinks he has to start the process of waking me up about an hour before my actual wake-up time. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/58 "2006-07-05T02:05:46Z")
I had a bad dream" before snuggling under my husband’s arm… and it was bad… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/59 "2006-07-05T02:09:41Z")
“Morning, sweetie - how are you feeling today?” SWMBO’s been under the weather lately. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/60 "2006-07-05T02:11:04Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Oh, damn cat! when, lurching down the hall, I put my bare foot into the place where the cat had urked up a giant hairball. When I was just out of middle school, I had some nasty, funky-looking, wide open scars on both knees caused by slipping and falling on one of those amateur basketball courts with lots of little pebbles and rocks. I had been applying all kinds of ointment and the wounds finally started healing up…then I woke up, walked downstairs, slipped in a HUGE pile of cat puke, fell on my ass and the force jarred open the scars all over again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156.md?page=4)