# Official "First Words Out of Your Mouth After Waking This Morning" Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156 "2006-07-04T14:55:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/81 "2006-07-06T18:28:42Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Mmmmmrph. _yawn_ _reach down to scritch beagle-shaped lump under the covers_ [/QUOTE] Say, is that a beagle under your covers or are you just happy to–oh, wait. No, that’s a beagle. Hrmph. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/82 "2006-07-06T18:37:29Z")
[QUOTE=Barrels] Tempting, very tempting! However there is this little thing called money. I need his portion until I find a new renter. I have ads everywhere. Barrels [/QUOTE] Good luck! Hope you find someone soon. Then dump his stuff on the lawn. August West, you poor thing. I would have had to do the icky dance all day. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/83 "2006-07-06T18:47:24Z")
“Dammit!” Said a few mornings ago when one of my cats knocked a fan over. ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/84 "2006-07-06T23:48:15Z")
“Nnngh. Have to pee.” To my boyfriend, to explain why I am squirming out of his arms and leaving the bed. ---
**Author:** ![fubsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@fubsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubsy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/85 "2006-07-07T23:57:28Z")
**Whoosh** Clang, smile! I will search eBay later, for another clock. “Jessie” (my Yorkshire), can you wake me again in 30 minutes? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/86 "2006-07-08T02:43:31Z")
“Didja want me to come upstairs naked?!?” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156/87 "2006-07-08T03:11:52Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Say, is that a beagle under your covers or are you just happy to–oh, wait. No, that’s a beagle. Hrmph. [/QUOTE] It was Quincy, to boot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-first-words-out-of-your-mouth-after-waking-this-morning-thread/363156.md?page=4)