# Official NYC SDMB Meeting Minutes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 16, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092 "2000-04-16T15:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/61 "2000-04-18T01:19:00Z")
LuxFiat does look like Harry Connick Jr. BigGirl knew the punchline to the ‘picture of a mouse’ joke. Jeopardy is a real game show, WWTBAM is for dummies. * * * Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/62 "2000-04-18T02:00:00Z")
I just checked out Colin’s website again. He added a comment on Saturday night. Check it out guys. It is classic. [www.spudworks.com](http://www.spudworks.com) * * * Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive. ---
**Author:** ![DreamWorks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DreamWorks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreamWorks)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/63 "2000-04-18T02:07:00Z")
Yeah, my badge and name should probably not be in there Demo. Thanks for the heads up Manhattan. I completely forgot. I’ve got enough real people with real complaints against me, the last thing I need is fake ones. I had a good time. How come my friend gets to be Harry Connick Jr? What the hell am I? Oh wait… The friend of Harry Connick Jr. I get all the babes that he doesn’t want. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/64 "2000-04-18T02:42:00Z")
Manny, it has been done. The moment you’ve all been waiting for: \*\* [New York Dope Fest Pictures](http://www.mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/NewYork1.html) \*\* Hope ya enjoy. Again, sorry for the crappy formatting and such… Ha! Right under the deadline too… 😉 * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/65 "2000-04-18T02:45:00Z")
OK, so I can’t spell or punctuate **or code HTML** , but I’m tired of putting that stuff together, so until I get motivated(or finish this bottle of champagne) I’m leavin’g it. 😉 * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/66 "2000-04-18T03:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > \*\*OK, so I can’t spell or punctuate **or code HTML** , but I’m tired of putting that stuff together, so until I get motivated(or finish this bottle of champagne) I’m leavin’g it. 😉 > \*\* Demo… Your challenge thread is up at [http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007383.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007383.html) Answer well. the world is watching. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/67 "2000-04-18T12:56:00Z")
Although it is true that all white people look alike, BT’s friend (Icy) and The Beer Chick are in fact two different people. The Beer Chick is the one with the glasses in the pix. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/68 "2000-04-18T13:24:00Z")
Alright, after seeing the evidence, I am jealous as all hell. Anyone up for a reprise in May? Say the weekend of the 20th? If Surge can’t make it, I can be the official under-age drinker. Come on, let ole’ Swimmey play with the city kids! * * * A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/69 "2000-04-18T13:29:00Z")
What’s with the wide angle lens on your camera Demo? Anyway, thanks for taking and posting those photos. Now everyone can see that we’re beautiful on the outside, too. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/70 "2000-04-18T14:01:00Z")
Thanks, Demo! Nice photographs, and I was NOT spraying anything out of my nose. My only cavil: All those shots, and we only got ONE of our Waitress’s Ass? ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/71 "2000-04-18T14:22:00Z")
Hey, an entire night’s worth of pictures, and in only one do I look stoned. Fan_tas_tic. It really was a great evening (although it figures that I would leave before the bar starts giving out shots on the house). The magnificence of the Dopers does indeed translate to real life. Some half-remembered highlights: No sooner do I introduce myself to the table at Acme than Sax starts trying to make me guess who everyone is. I fail miserably, and am allowed to take my seat and nurse my Turbo Dog in shame. Surgo, as the night progresses and he approaches the event horizon of a toilet bowl, refers to himself more and more often(in the middle of a bar) as being “only eighteen,” to which I feel it is my duty to respond with a meaningful look, “What’s that? You say you’re only _twenty-three_?” The cop (now DreamWorks) has a good time, and begins posting. There is more, which I shall post as I remember it. If ever I do. 🙂 ## Excellent time folks. Promotions all around. “Are you frightened of snakes?” “Only when they dress like werewolves.” -Preacher ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/72 "2000-04-18T15:45:00Z")
Good god! Just how much beer _did_ you guys drink? And who the hell is that guy you keep identifying as “Uke?” I’m tellin’ ya, that ain’t him. Uke is only about 4’-6" tall and has six fingers on each hand. You must have been infiltrated by the LBMB’ers. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/73 "2000-04-19T05:11:00Z")
**Noooooooo!!!** And just last night I was telling Psy how I thought Uke was _way_ too nice and cool to be a New Yorker… Guess I was right… 😉 * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-nyc-sdmb-meeting-minutes/16092/74 "2000-06-14T20:56:56Z")
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