# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/201 "2006-06-26T20:07:01Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] \*\*astro Rigamarole\*\* _whistles hard!_ [/QUOTE] Sigh. The good looking girls never whistle at me. Gagging sounds, sure, but no whistling … ☹😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/202 "2006-06-26T20:13:22Z")
[QUOTE=Cyn] Yahoo hates me… [/QUOTE] Did you share the folder for public viewing? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/203 "2006-06-26T20:21:27Z")
[QUOTE=Eutychus] [I’m the one in the middle](http://www.pursam.org/me.jpg) [/QUOTE] Very interesting, intellectual looks, and a beautiful mouth. Not classically handsome, but speaking from personal preference, I’d rather have one **Eutychus** -type than a hundred Brad Pitts. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/204 "2006-06-26T20:23:17Z")
> **[Featured Content on Myspace](https://myspace.com/discover/featured)** > > Featured Content on Myspace Me myspace pics. I love putting faces with names on here. There are a few I’d like to see who haven’t posted yet. Hmmm… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/205 "2006-06-26T20:27:46Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Woo, when did this place get so attractive? Hot damn. I’m [rarely](http://static.flickr.com/77/175141998_f46ad21930.jpg?v=1151294401) ever [this](http://static.flickr.com/48/143030757_0d6744d771_o.jpg) sideways. Usually, I’m more [like this](http://static.flickr.com/57/175141997_3776fd7f76.jpg?v=0) . [/QUOTE] Great. Now my neck hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/206 "2006-06-26T20:36:07Z")
[QUOTE=Indygrrl] [http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=721848](http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=721848) Me myspace pics. I love putting faces with names on here. There are a few I’d like to see who haven’t posted yet. Hmmm… 😃 [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Linked Web Page] You Must Be Logged-In to do That! MySpace is FREE, But You Must Be a Member to Use That Feature [/QUOTE] Sorry, IG. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/207 "2006-06-26T20:37:58Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] Someone better profess instant lust for me, even if it’s not sincere, or I’m going home. [/QUOTE] **MBG** I lust for you. I yearn for you. My loins ache for your manly embrace. How’s that? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/208 "2006-06-26T20:41:27Z")
Here’s one of me from a couple of Halloweens ago, [at work](http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a309/daithilacha/evilupgrader1.jpg). Hey, I won $50! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/209 "2006-06-26T20:45:54Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] Sorry, IG. [/QUOTE] Here’s one of them: [![](https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/Andygirl1974/engagementphoto2.jpg) ](https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/Andygirl1974/engagementphoto2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/210 "2006-06-26T20:50:03Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] **MBG** My loins ache for your manly embrace. How’s that? 😛 [/QUOTE] You want him to embrace your loins? I can’t even picture how that would work, and I have one of the dirtiest minds going. 😉 Damn, there are a lot of fine lookin’ people in this thread! I’m working on developing about seven different crushes. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/211 "2006-06-26T21:02:01Z")
Here’s **auntie em** and _moi_ in [Savannah](http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/skipmagic/Misc/fd3a1e05.jpg) last November. I’m pretty sure we’re not invited back. (Just the city. I think the rest of the state is still fair game.) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/212 "2006-06-26T21:09:32Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] Seeing as I’m an attention whore of the highest variety: [My uber typical MySpace picture (which is actually from a card I jokingly made for a friend)](http://myspace-854.vo.llnwd.net/00489/45/80/489050854_l.jpg) [Me in Mexico (hence the tan of epoch proportions!)](http://myspace-474.vo.llnwd.net/00379/47/42/379662474_l.jpg) [I’m a bubble ninja. What?](http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d4/diosabellissima/tub41.jpg) [And I just dyed my hair red, but my camera cord has disappeared- so all I’ve got is the cam phone picture. So MySpace. So emo. I dye my hair so I know I’m alive.](http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d4/diosabellissima/get-attachment.jpg) [/QUOTE] A gal that desires a poodle ballin’ says “what”? ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/213 "2006-06-26T21:09:54Z")
[QUOTE=SkipMagic] Here’s **auntie em** and _moi_ in [Savannah](http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/skipmagic/Misc/fd3a1e05.jpg) last November. I’m pretty sure we’re not invited back. (Just the city. I think the rest of the state is still fair game.) [/QUOTE] I _really_ like your hat. More people should wear non-baseball/trucker hats. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/214 "2006-06-26T21:15:14Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Patience is a beautiful virtue, it’s just not one of mine. However, I do like being referred to as “pet”. I think that belongs in a different thread, though. _cough_ [/QUOTE] Um. I agree. This thread needs to be made, even if it consists of only two participants. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/215 "2006-06-26T21:21:10Z")
Gosh darn it! You people look too handsome/pretty for me to post a picture of myself. For a long time, I held the opinion that my picture couldn’t be uploaded to the internet as it would break the internet, cause the SDMB to crash, and cause full posts to disappear after the enter button was depressed. Sadly I was mistaken (although and unexplained post disappearances continue mysteriously). In order to view my picture, you must tightly stretch the muscles of your face tightly that it might possibly withstand the visual assault with only minimal damage. Here is a [good example.](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a362/quietman1920/mcauley.jpg) So, have you braced yourself? Have you had a shot of single-malt? (could you pour me one?) Verily, I have deleted picture after picture, yet this one remains. (small children should leave the room prior to clicking on this link; in the event of blindness, flush eyes with water immediately…!) If you find yourself dazed, disoriented, or in a different part of the galaxy, slowly put down the glass of [Scotch](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/31/STInBeauty.jpg/250px-STInBeauty.jpg) . “Mix liberally with nitroglycerine…Take one match…(Fellas, hold your girls tight)…Swallow the match…” [BOOM!](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a362/quietman1920/intrepid.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/216 "2006-06-26T21:22:13Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] Sigh. The good looking girls never whistle at me. Gagging sounds, sure, but no whistling … ☹😃 [/QUOTE] Gagging is preferred. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/217 "2006-06-26T21:26:06Z")
Here I [am](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/Picture.jpg), sideways with a really bad picture because my female birth giver pushes the button down too quickly. If there is ENOUGH whining, I’ll retake it _grumble_ ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/218 "2006-06-26T21:35:17Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Here I [am](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/Picture.jpg), sideways with a really bad picture because my female birth giver pushes the button down too quickly. If there is ENOUGH whining, I’ll retake it _grumble_ [/QUOTE] Dude, _that’s_ all? After so much anticipation, I’m let down. I was at least expecting you to look like a freak, or something. You know, have a mohawk and an eye-patch or whatever. Meh, you’re cute and I like your tie. V:)V ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/219 "2006-06-26T21:35:44Z")
This is what I looked like [last autumn](http://members.verizon.net/~ianna/images/hamtarohama.jpg). I’ve since had a [haircut.](http://members.verizon.net/~ianna/images/dorkhead.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/220 "2006-06-26T21:44:30Z")
Damn. I missed this thread for awhile. Took me a half hour to get caught up. [Me, slightly intoxicated](http://www.gabemartinez.com/pictures/euro0405/cz/hos/DSC06509.html) [Me, more intoxicated](http://www.gabemartinez.com/pictures/euro0405/cz/chris/DSCN0820.html) [Another shit-eating grin](http://www.gabemartinez.com/pictures/euro0405/cz/chris/DSCN0925.html) [Obligatory weird shot](http://www.gabemartinez.com/pictures/euro0405/cz/chris/DSCN0892.html) [Lighting a candle for the dictator](http://www.gabemartinez.com/pictures/euro0405/rom/nc/DSC06214.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=12)