# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/221 "2006-06-26T21:45:52Z")
Jeebus. Would a mod fix those links please? Call them whatever. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/222 "2006-06-26T21:45:55Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] Dude, _that’s_ all? After so much anticipation, I’m let down. I was at least expecting you to look like a freak, or something. You know, have a mohawk and an eye-patch or whatever. Meh, you’re cute and I like your tie. V:)V [/QUOTE] Seconded, cept I hate your tie and I think you owe us a unicorn horn, **LOUN**. 🙂 Also, I have a theory on your picture.. I don’t think it has anything to do with someone hitting the button too fast, I think you may actually have blurry photo disease, like those poor sods on cops. “QUIT CHASING ME! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE A PIXELATED HEAD?! DO YOU?!” \<3, Pet. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/223 "2006-06-26T21:54:06Z")
Actually, that’s how I pictured **LOUNE**. Specially the sideways part. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/224 "2006-06-26T21:55:17Z")
[QUOTE=Susie Derkins] You want him to embrace your loins? I can’t even picture how that would work, and I have one of the dirtiest minds going. 😉 [/QUOTE] As an experienced loin embracer, I assure you it works well. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/225 "2006-06-26T21:55:49Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] Great. Now my neck hurts. [/QUOTE] Perhaps if you tilt the monitor? JUST SAYIN! One more [sideways](http://static.flickr.com/73/175554366_a96e305885.jpg?v=0), because I realized I’m not smiling in my other pictures. Vlah, vlah! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/226 "2006-06-26T21:56:35Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] Dude, _that’s_ all? After so much anticipation, I’m let down. I was at least expecting you to look like a freak, or something. You know, have a mohawk and an eye-patch or whatever. Meh, you’re cute and I like your tie. V:)V [/QUOTE] See? Either way, I’m set up to disappoint. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/227 "2006-06-26T22:00:56Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Seconded, cept I hate your tie and I think you owe us a unicorn horn, **LOUN**. 🙂 Also, I have a theory on your picture.. I don’t think it has anything to do with someone hitting the button too fast, I think you may actually have blurry photo disease, like those poor sods on cops. “QUIT CHASING ME! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE A PIXELATED HEAD?! DO YOU?!” \<3, Pet. [/QUOTE] Pet, If the camera were more focused, you’d see that I’m nurturing my “Lil’ Giant Ewan MacGregor-Style Mid-Forhead Birthmark”. That’s my unicorn head bristling to come out. And yes, I purposely brought up the unicorn thing and was hoping to be called on it just so I could back it up. Glad to see you stumbled into my nefarious plot! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/228 "2006-06-26T22:03:21Z")
Um. Unicorn HORN not head. I’m not giving birth to an entire horse, for crying out loud here. …at least the top half isn’t particularly equine… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/229 "2006-06-26T22:04:26Z")
If’n I get a reason to take more pictures, I’ll do it for the good of society, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/230 "2006-06-26T22:04:36Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Gagging is preferred. 😃 [/QUOTE] You owe me both a new laptop as well as a good alibi for snerking uncontrollably at my monitor when I’m supposed to be working. Gah! ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/231 "2006-06-26T22:07:07Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Um. Unicorn HORN not head. I’m not giving birth to an entire horse, for crying out loud here. …at least the top half isn’t particularly equine… [/QUOTE] Aggh, my disappointment knows no bounds. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/232 "2006-06-26T22:07:17Z")
Young me with hair like [Alfalfa](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/jsgoddess/juliehair.jpg). Me on my [wedding day](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v101/jsgoddess/?action=view¤t=santa20hat.jpg) while my husband wears a Santa hat. And me grinning like a [complete fool](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v101/jsgoddess/?action=view¤t=julie1.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/233 "2006-06-26T22:08:32Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Aggh, my disappointment knows no bounds. ☹ [/QUOTE] Pet, Well, if it’s gonna be like that, you don’t get to see the bellybutton piercing either. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/234 "2006-06-26T22:09:46Z")
[QUOTE=jsgoddess] Young me with hair like [Alfalfa](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/jsgoddess/juliehair.jpg). Me on my [wedding day](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v101/jsgoddess/?action=view¤t=santa20hat.jpg) while my husband wears a Santa hat. And me grinning like a [complete fool](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v101/jsgoddess/?action=view¤t=julie1.jpg). [/QUOTE] Heh. That second picture just screams “Yep, I married this guy. I also forgot the receipt.” ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/235 "2006-06-26T22:10:23Z")
\*\*Ale \*\* and \*\*Telperien \*\* - thank you! \*\*Sampiro \*\* - That’s by far the most impressive and outstanding compliment I’ve received, ever. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/236 "2006-06-26T22:10:50Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] Dude, _that’s_ all? After so much anticipation, I’m let down. I was at least expecting you to look like a freak, or something. You know, have a mohawk and an eye-patch or whatever. Meh, you’re cute and I like your tie. V:)V [/QUOTE] Bah, forgot to reply. Thanks much for the compliment. The eye patch is an essential part of my non-work getup. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/237 "2006-06-26T22:12:12Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Pet, Well, if it’s gonna be like that, you don’t get to see the bellybutton piercing either. [/QUOTE] And if you’re not birthing a unicorn from your bellybutton either, then I guess I’m not missing much, am I? -sulking pet ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/238 "2006-06-26T22:12:18Z")
[QUOTE=LunaV] \*\*Ale \*\* and \*\*Telperien \*\* - thank you! \*\*Sampiro \*\* - That’s by far the most impressive and outstanding compliment I’ve received, ever. Thank you. [/QUOTE] Ahem. You are hot. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/239 "2006-06-26T22:12:20Z")
I have been more than considerate and patient, but no more Mr. Nice Guys. EUNUCHS! Round up the villagers and their kittens and shoot ten per hour until my pictures are complimented using words that connote masculinity, intelligence and compassion. AND BEGIN WITH THE KITTENS! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/240 "2006-06-26T22:14:28Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] I have been more than considerate and patient, but no more Mr. Nice Guys. EUNUCHS! Round up the villagers and their kittens and shoot ten per hour until my pictures are complimented using words that connote masculinity, intelligence and compassion. AND BEGIN WITH THE KITTENS! [/QUOTE] Oh come on. You know, just as well as I, that a eunuch won’t know what to do with a pussy, no matter how old it is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=13)