# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/241 "2006-06-26T22:14:06Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] A gal that desires a poodle ballin’ says “what”? [/QUOTE] What? 😕😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/242 "2006-06-26T22:18:24Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] What? 😕😃 [/QUOTE] Good girl. 😃 So..um…about that, the skunking, and the arab goggles… ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/243 "2006-06-26T22:26:02Z")
[Can I](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/bedgyro/Matt.jpg) be an [attention](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/bedgyro/Matt06-2.jpg) whore [too](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/bedgyro/100PENTX_IMGP5405_IMGP5405.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/244 "2006-06-26T22:26:12Z")
It is great to put faces with the names. I’m not sure if I’ve ever posted links to pics here before, what the hell. Hopefully these work. [Jell-o shots on Halloween](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/000e8dzb) [Booze!](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/000g71rf) [Drinking with pals in San Francisco](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/000860az) [On the Napa Wine Train with my honey.](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/0001k084) [Bridesmaid - 11/05](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/000g65dt) [A very tired looking me with my oldest son before his prom last year.](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/000b6aae) [My youngest son - semi-cleaned up!](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/000g8k2p) [And both the boys all decked out for my sister’s wedding.](http://pics.livejournal.com/psycat90/pic/000fcgy3) ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/245 "2006-06-26T22:27:25Z")
[Scumpup.](http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i117/ja_demko/?action=view¤t=0dfafad1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/246 "2006-06-26T22:31:20Z")
[QUOTE=Susie Derkins] You want him to embrace your loins? I can’t even picture how that would work, and I have one of the dirtiest minds going. 😉 [/QUOTE] Well, if you need a personal demonstration, just let me know… 😉 [QUOTE=Monstre] But here’s a new one I took recently and posted when setting up a MySpace profile: [Self-made mug shot](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/bob1.jpg). [/quote] And while I’m posting again, I might as well toss out a few of the links I posted on previous photo threads: - [A younger Monstre in his more monstre-ly guise](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/bb_gosmr1.jpg) - [Same pic, but with human-form filter turned on](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/bb_gosmr1b.jpg) - [Monstre in natural habitat](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/MM.jpg) - [Monstre giving instructions to his demonic hell-hound](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/monstre1.jpg) - [“You know how it is… rockin’ and rollin’ and whatnot…”](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/monstre_50s.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/247 "2006-06-26T22:38:30Z")
Pictures of me with the dogs. And I swear I’m _not_ choking the dog in the second pic. [![](https://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b86/kkobayashi1/789683666205_0_BG3.jpg) ](https://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b86/kkobayashi1/789683666205_0_BG3.jpg) [![](https://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b86/kkobayashi1/823304666205_0_BG4.jpg) ](https://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b86/kkobayashi1/823304666205_0_BG4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/248 "2006-06-26T22:41:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] I have been more than considerate and patient, but no more Mr. Nice Guys. EUNUCHS! Round up the villagers and their kittens and shoot ten per hour until my pictures are complimented using words that connote masculinity, intelligence and compassion. AND BEGIN WITH THE KITTENS! [/QUOTE] You said I look like your father. Now, unless there’s something in your psyche that none of us would care to hear about, I do not consider that a flirt. So, no flirts from me Sirrah! Unless loin embracing happens to turn you on, then, How _YOU_ doin’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/249 "2006-06-26T22:43:26Z")
[QUOTE=Monstre] Well, if you need a personal demonstration, just let me know… 😉 - [Monstre giving instructions to his demonic hell-hound](http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~rmyers/pics/monstre1.jpg) [/QUOTE] Monstre FTW. This is the best picture I’ve seen in this thread. I loooove the looks being exchanged. Hah. Just made my whole day. ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/250 "2006-06-26T22:48:08Z")
If you see [THIS MAN](http://www.myspace.com/74207135) do not approach him. I’m the guy that isn’t Dick Valentine. Also, [here](http://--The-Joker--.bebo.com) is my Bebo page, click the album titled “The Gun Show” for, well, the gun show. Watch out for the guns… they’ll getcha. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/251 "2006-06-26T22:49:44Z")
Here’s some of me, including one on the throne: [Me](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/britt_pravnik/album?.dir=e235&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/britt_pravnik/my_photos) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/252 "2006-06-26T23:11:12Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] You said I look like your father. Now, unless there’s something in your psyche that none of us would care to hear about, I do not consider that a flirt. So, no flirts from me Sirrah! [/QUOTE] But, my father ca. 1972- not the Orson Welles clone ca. 1981 version of my father (no issues either way, but… one day little Shiloh Pitt will say “You remind me of my dad” and it will be taken as a great compliment by the guy but freak her out just the same). Meanwhile somebody be good enough to have the eunuchs prepare my bath (magnolias and vanilla candles this time I should think- and the marble tub rather than the silver one, I may dunk my hair and I don’t want to taste metal- and a cellist rather than a flautist I’m in a more mellow mood). Then have them fire the village granaries, gather and shoot ten more villagers and have _Monstre_ and or _Grelby_ annointed in hot aromatic oils, arraigned in silks and sent to my private chambers for some ostrich florentine, pomegranate wine and Sudoku. I’ll be over here consulting the I-Ching and catching up on the last few days worth of _Garfield_ and _Boondocks_. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/253 "2006-06-26T23:45:49Z")
[QUOTE=Necros] I think this is the first picture I’ve ever posted of myself on one of these threads, so be nice. 🙂 Playing croquet a few weekends ago: [![](https://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g225/loas_co_gothloli/monument_park/?action=view¤t=dcecd899.jpg) ](https://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g225/loas_co_gothloli/monument_park/?action=view¤t=dcecd899.jpg) I’m the guy. And no, I don’t dress like that every day. [/QUOTE] My my my… you don´t happen to have the phone number of the Wicked Witch of the East at hand, do you? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/254 "2006-06-27T00:13:33Z")
mmmm… [narcissism](http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/liberty3701/tattoo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/255 "2006-06-27T00:14:14Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] Also: OMG, you’re black. [/QUOTE] What the?.. Damnit! So that’s why they were shooting dirty looks at the last Skinhead meeting. ---
**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/256 "2006-06-27T00:15:23Z")
**DiosaBelissima** , is there a picture of you in the tub minus the bubbles? Just wondering and all. **AFG** , can I come home with you? **rinni** , you have lovely eyes. Are your eyes as blue in person as they are in the picture? **Glory** , you look stunning. Uh, no, I’m not drooling. It’s uh, hypersalivation, or something… Ahhh, I’m not really good at flirting. Ok, here’s me, for the first time, taken this spring, on my 25’ antenna tower repairing antennas: [here](http://community.webshots.com/photo/2936777290073670451FRtSpi) [and here](http://community.webshots.com/photo/2761068010073670451DLtQwL) [and finally](http://community.webshots.com/photo/2574919410073670451ZBPMQt) Vlad/Igor ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/257 "2006-06-27T00:24:45Z")
Oh, what the heck, let’s see what’s in my Photobucket account. [Me with a huge bottle of booze](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/waterj2/wt_avatar.jpg) [Me with red hair](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/waterj2/against_the_wall.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/258 "2006-06-27T00:37:22Z")
[QUOTE=Vlad/Igor] Ok, here’s me, for the first time, taken this spring, on my 25’ antenna tower repairing antennas: [here](http://community.webshots.com/photo/2936777290073670451FRtSpi) [and here](http://community.webshots.com/photo/2761068010073670451DLtQwL) [and finally](http://community.webshots.com/photo/2574919410073670451ZBPMQt) Vlad/Igor [/QUOTE] Holy crap. Are you Stephen King? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/259 "2006-06-27T00:38:22Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] **MBG** I lust for you. I yearn for you. My loins ache for your manly embrace. How’s that? 😛 [/QUOTE] Made my entire day **swampy**! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/260 "2006-06-27T00:40:56Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Here I [am](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/Picture.jpg), sideways with a really bad picture because my female birth giver pushes the button down too quickly. If there is ENOUGH whining, I’ll retake it _grumble_ [/QUOTE] How do you make the tie stay like that when you’re sideways? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=14)