# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![mischievous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/301 "2006-06-27T06:10:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess]  
And your boa in the first!  
[/QUOTE]  
Um, that’s my hair.

grumble…grumble…some people pay NO attention…think you can just BUY something like that and throw it around your neck!..Boa, hmmmph!..grumble

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/302 "2006-06-27T06:13:11Z")

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[QUOTE=mischievous]  
Um, that’s my hair.

grumble…grumble…some people pay NO attention…think you can just BUY something like that and throw it around your neck!..Boa, hmmmph!..grumble  
[/QUOTE]

Whoops…well, I still like it. It’s purple and funky. 😉

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/303 "2006-06-27T06:16:29Z")

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Oooh. I just got a few pics back from Sunday’s NASD stuff…

[Me & my drum](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/MachTurtle/MeinRegalia-ForWeb.jpg)

I usually don’t say much about my work but I’m darn proud of that regalia. It took me a month’s worth of hard work to finish AND nothing fell off of it when I danced!

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**Author:** ![mischievous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/304 "2006-06-27T06:17:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess]  
Whoops…well, I still like it. It’s purple and funky. 😉  
[/QUOTE]  
S’okay 😃

And yes, that necklace is fantastic.

mischievous

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/305 "2006-06-27T06:26:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Tamryne]  
Fine fine, Il join this one too!..  
[/QUOTE]  
Yow.

How _you_ doin’?

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**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/306 "2006-06-27T06:39:38Z")

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I searched the thread for my name and didn’t find it so …

[Here I am at age about 3 (ca 1925)](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dwsimm2000/detail?.dir=/8cf7&.dnm=259f.jpg&.src=ph)with my mother.

And[at 20 at Rankin Aeronautical Academy, Tulare, CA.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dwsimm2000/detail?.dir=8cf7&.dnm=8721.jpg&.src=ph) 15 Nov. 1943. I think our dispatcher, who was a real dish, must have walked by just as the picture was taken. When learing to fly is pays to have an instructor named Robin.

And finally,[at 83 at our 62nd wedding anniversay.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dwsimm2000/detail?.dir=8cf7&.dnm=5b8e.jpg&.src=ph) 21 June 2006.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/307 "2006-06-27T06:51:10Z")

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Silly me; I forgot to make with the traditional compliments and flirting. I shall proceed forthwith.

**LunaV** , you’re a cutie.

**malkavia** …damn. That’s pretty much it. Just…damn. (Are you actually a Malkavian? I hope so. The crazy ones are so much more fun.)

**Miss Purl McKnittington** , you already know I think you’re beautiful.

**AFG** , pretty as always.

I’m sure I missed more than a few, but hey, it’s my first read through the whole thread…I’m sure I’ll be back to give all our Doper ladies the, erm, attention they deserve. 🙂

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**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/308 "2006-06-27T06:58:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy]  
Your nose piercing is all kinds of awesome.  
[/QUOTE]

Oh, thanks! And thank you too, **JCorre**! I like it because it flips up easily so I can hide it for job interviews and whatnot. Plus, if I decide to take it out, no visible scar.

And also, thanks, **Tuckerfan**. I don’t quite know what to say, but that was a really nice compliment. I’m one of those people who, when complimented on their dress, say: “Oh, it was a dollar.” So I feel I have to let the board know that the picture is dishonest because I have horribly crooked teeth. 🙂 I don’t have a pic of them, because as soon as someone whips out a camera, I close my mouth. There, that’s a load off my chest! Haha.

And yes, **Vlad/Igor** , they’re that blue in person. They’re bluest in bright light, so the flash makes them look blue, as does sunlight. Ordinarily when I’m outside, they’re hidden behind glasses, though. But thanks. 😃

There were a few pictures I wanted to comment on, but now I’ve forgotten who they were. I’ll have to look again and come back later. I just wanted to reply before I came across as rude. 😛

Now to go watch horrible girly movies! Yay!

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/309 "2006-06-27T07:06:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Roland Orzabal]  
**malkavia** …damn. That’s pretty much it. Just…damn. (Are you actually a Malkavian? I hope so. The crazy ones are so much more fun.)

[/QUOTE]

I’d like to claim full-blooded (hah!) Malkavian, but I’m a Toreador at heart.

“Ooh look, pretty sunrise—OW!”  
…and thank you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/310 "2006-06-27T07:12:37Z")

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[QUOTE=rinni]  
Oh, thanks! And thank you too, **JCorre**! I like it because it flips up easily so I can hide it for job interviews and whatnot. Plus, if I decide to take it out, no visible scar.

And also, thanks, **Tuckerfan**. I don’t quite know what to say, but that was a really nice compliment. I’m one of those people who, when complimented on their dress, say: “Oh, it was a dollar.” So I feel I have to let the board know that the picture is dishonest because I have horribly crooked teeth. 🙂 I don’t have a pic of them, because as soon as someone whips out a camera, I close my mouth. There, that’s a load off my chest! Haha.

And yes, **Vlad/Igor** , they’re that blue in person. They’re bluest in bright light, so the flash makes them look blue, as does sunlight. Ordinarily when I’m outside, they’re hidden behind glasses, though. But thanks. 😃

There were a few pictures I wanted to comment on, but now I’ve forgotten who they were. I’ll have to look again and come back later. I just wanted to reply before I came across as rude. 😛

Now to go watch horrible girly movies! Yay!  
[/QUOTE]

Yes. Eyes. Scrumptious.

Where’s **kawaiitentaclebeast**? You’d think he’d be in here to keep his crush alive.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/311 "2006-06-27T07:13:53Z")

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[QUOTE=rinni]

And also, thanks, **Tuckerfan**. I don’t quite know what to say, but that was a really nice compliment.  
[/quote]  
You could say, “Come to **rinni**.” 😉

> [@](#):
>
> I’m one of those people who, when complimented on their dress, say: “Oh, it was a dollar.” So I feel I have to let the board know that the picture is dishonest because I have horribly crooked teeth. 🙂 I don’t have a pic of them, because as soon as someone whips out a camera, I close my mouth. There, that’s a load off my chest! Haha.

Crooked teeth happens to be one of my kinks. 😃 Somebody warn me when I get close to “creepy stalker” behaviour!

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/312 "2006-06-27T07:29:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Asimovian]  
[This](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/23701483/in/set-651165/) was taken 366 days ago at my friend’s wedding.  
[/QUOTE]

Awww … yeah. And, the caption is exaclty right too _giggle_. I lubs me a guy with a commanding presence.

**Zebra** I hope you don’t take offence, but you look a lot like my [son](http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i84/NinetyWt/78767ada.jpg). He’s the one in the white shirt.

And yes, it is a circus over here. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/313 "2006-06-27T07:34:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Roland Orzabal]

**Miss Purl McKnittington** , you already know I think you’re beautiful.

[/QUOTE]

The gorgeous Mr. **Roland Orzabal** thinks I’m beautiful? Well, smooches to you, darling, smooches. Even if you occasionally let yourself get scruffy. You are so on my Christmas card list.

And I must say that I’m terribly impressed by **bouv** ’s 'stache. That is some impressive facial landscaping. Also, kudos to you on your clean nostrils, which I discovered when I made the mistake of enlarging the “‘stashin’ action” shot.

> [@Eve](#):
>
> This is a very silly photo of me which I am going to replace soon. As soon as I can figure out how. But you must admit, I am the Very Model of a Modern Genteel Dowager!

**Eve** , you are just endlessly sophisticated and classy. I strive to look that put-together, but usually fall somewhere on the spectrum between “caught in a rainstorm” and “hit by a car.” You are so very elegant.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/314 "2006-06-27T08:01:55Z")

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[QUOTE=David Simmons]  
I searched the thread for my name and didn’t find it so …

[Here I am at age about 3 (ca 1925)](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dwsimm2000/detail?.dir=/8cf7&.dnm=259f.jpg&.src=ph)with my mother.

And[at 20 at Rankin Aeronautical Academy, Tulare, CA.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dwsimm2000/detail?.dir=8cf7&.dnm=8721.jpg&.src=ph) 15 Nov. 1943. I think our dispatcher, who was a real dish, must have walked by just as the picture was taken. When learing to fly is pays to have an instructor named Robin.

And finally,[at 83 at our 62nd wedding anniversay.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dwsimm2000/detail?.dir=8cf7&.dnm=5b8e.jpg&.src=ph) 21 June 2006.  
[/QUOTE]

We shouldn’t be too busy hitting on the hot young ladies in this thread (how is everyone ignoring **The Sausage Creature**?) to fail to be impressed by a 62nd wedding anniversary. **David Simmons** , I salute you. Sure puts my parents’ paltry 38 years in perspective 🙂

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/315 "2006-06-27T08:03:10Z")

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[QUOTE=dre2xl]  
No… the racquet frame is transparent aluminum, actually.  
[/QUOTE]

I think you might have been doing a little too much LDS…

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**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/316 "2006-06-27T08:15:58Z")

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**Susie Derkins** is EXACTLY the babe I imagined her to be.

**Eve** too.

I think there is some element of self selection going on in this thread.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/317 "2006-06-27T08:24:11Z")

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**LunaV** , **DiosaBellissima** , \*\*Indygrrl \*\*, and **The Sausage Creature** are all hot enough to boil Lake Erie. So much for my “Hot chicks aren’t usually smart” theory. I’ve never had any sexy posters, but now I can say that I’ve talked to a few. I knew I paid to be here for a reason. 😃

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**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/318 "2006-06-27T08:27:34Z")

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You and me both.

I, for one, welcome our now-known-to-be-totally-babelicious overlords.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/319 "2006-06-27T08:33:05Z")

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[QUOTE=kawaiitentaclebeast]

I think there is some element of self selection going on in this thread.  
[/QUOTE]

Ha ha, no way, **kawaiitentaclebeast**! I’m the ugly duckling in the family, and the swan stage hasn’t exactly arrived yet. I’m not going to break any mirrors or anything, but my siblings are way prettier than I am. True story from childhood: My mom always handed out school pictures of my brothers and me, and the relatives always had all three of us out . . . for a while. Then my face would get covered up by something on the fridge/bulletin board/whatever and my brothers’ pictures would stay out. It was just last week that I realized there are school pics of my brothers displayed from the age of ten on, but there are only two of me, and one of those is a family portrait, so it’s not like I can’t be in it.

Hey, wow, that’s actually really sad. I think I just depressed myself a little. Look! A [squirrel cozy](http://youknitwhat.blogspot.com/2006/06/little-friday-fun.html)! Ah, that makes things better.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/320 "2006-06-27T09:07:42Z")

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[QUOTE=liberty3701]  
mmmm… [narcissism](http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/liberty3701/tattoo.jpg)  
[/QUOTE]

There seems to be a problem with your picture. It looks like the bottom of your tattoo was cut off. Do you have a shot that extends slightly lower than the one you linked to? I’m always fascinated by women with tattoos.

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