# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/481 "2006-06-29T22:13:11Z")
But you can’t see my hand! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/482 "2006-06-29T22:20:34Z")
Let me get the binoculars…ok, wave hard and jump up and down. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/483 "2006-06-29T23:42:48Z")
Count me among those surprised. Not least of all you and **Tuckerfan**. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/484 "2006-06-30T01:31:40Z")
Why? Because I don’t have horns? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/485 "2006-06-30T01:51:57Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Why? Because I don’t have horns? 😃 [/QUOTE] No, because you Photoshopped them out so well. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/486 "2006-06-30T02:09:38Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Loune, you talk the talk, but you don’t walk the walk. 😉 Where are the Pictures? Our Cats: [Velcro & my wife](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/VelcroEve.jpg) & [Beauty](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/Beauty.jpg) Jim [/QUOTE] Damn. Busy day! Fine, let’s also turn this into an animal picture thread. Here’s [Nordberg](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/blah004.jpg). She’s saying [hi](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/blah003.jpg). She tires of you, so she [yawns](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/blah002.jpg). Here’s [Quincy](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/Picture028.jpg). He’s the most spoiled animal in the [universe](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/Picture033.jpg) and also my baby. Here’s [Spaulding](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/Picture022.jpg), my kitty. He is (was) the destroyer of all things furry (in [food](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/Picture023.jpg) mode). Possibly the toughest animal I’ve ever been around. He was a killer of epic proportions. There. Take that. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/487 "2006-06-30T02:15:00Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Why? Because I don’t have horns? 😃 [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cluricaun] No, because you Photoshopped them out so well. 😉 [/QUOTE] Look a pair of Mythical creatures arguing. Silenus, we all know about the advances in cosmetic surgery to remove horns, tails & hooves. **Least Original User Name Ever** , cute kitty and nice dogs. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/488 "2006-06-30T02:16:13Z")
Yeah, I got all sorts of new mental images. All new and improved! Doper chicks are hot. We need Dopefests everywhere. Now! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/489 "2006-06-30T04:40:10Z")
Awriiight! Summer Dopefest in Toronto!!! [sub]\ ppplease??[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/490 "2006-06-30T05:58:26Z")
A little late to the party, as usual, but here goes: [Me dancing](http://www.flickr.com/photos/20478468@N00/178183904/) [A few](http://www.flickr.com/photos/20478468@N00/178183906/) [from my](http://www.flickr.com/photos/20478468@N00/178183905/) [vacation last month](http://www.flickr.com/photos/20478468@N00/178183907/). ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/491 "2006-06-30T06:31:09Z")
[QUOTE=Lissla Lissar] **Tuckerfan** , I’m married, but my husband allows me to keep a harem. I think I have eight husbands right now, two of them Dopers. Wanna join? We’d have to think of a title. All my husbands have titles. [/QUOTE] Okay, just call me “Stubby!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kevegan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e68b1a/32.png) [@kevegan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevegan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/492 "2006-06-30T07:03:41Z")
XJETGIRLX, you can add a few more Xs to your name, blown your way from my basement. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/493 "2006-06-30T07:09:20Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Agreed. Definite cutie you are, **XJETGIRLX**. [/QUOTE] I should like to add, that not only is she a cutie, but she’s one **hell** of an artist (and I **don’t** use that term lightly)! In fact, I’d go so far as to say that as good looking as she is, she’s an even better artist. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/494 "2006-06-30T07:39:31Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] [30’s, visiting a friend in Paris](http://community.webshots.com/photo/145850906/1467730109000735275DPTMip) [/QUOTE] Damn, girl! If I’d met you in Paris…uh, well, I guess I’d have been shot down in flames. 😉 Great pics, though. Thanks for posting them. Now, where the hell’s **Zoe**? ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/495 "2006-06-30T09:06:22Z")
[This pic](http://i3.tinypic.com/168sqyc.jpg) always makes me laugh. Way to ruin a nice view with a “duh?” expression, eejit. This is me [10 minutes ago](http://i5.tinypic.com/168st3d.jpg). I just got up, hence the bed hair. ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/496 "2006-06-30T09:19:10Z")
[QUOTE=Colophon] [This pic](http://i3.tinypic.com/168sqyc.jpg) always makes me laugh. Way to ruin a nice view with a “duh?” expression, eejit. [/QUOTE] OMG, are you my brother? Seriously. He’s always ruining pictures that way. [QUOTE=Colophon] This is me [10 minutes ago](http://i5.tinypic.com/168st3d.jpg). I just got up, hence the bed hair. [/QUOTE] Okay, you’re the most attractive male to post his pictures yet. Way to steal the rest of our thunder. We’re all uggos compared to you. A part of me wants to hate you, but the rest of me can’t, seeing how I’m already masturbating furiously to your photo. ☹ … Wait. I just said that you’re hot _and_ that you remind me of my brother. What kind of sick complex am I harboring? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/497 "2006-06-30T09:40:39Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] OMG, are you my brother? Seriously. He’s always ruining pictures that way. Okay, you’re the most attractive male to post his pictures yet. Way to steal the rest of our thunder. We’re all uggos compared to you. A part of me wants to hate you, but the rest of me can’t, seeing how I’m already masturbating furiously to your photo. ☹ … Wait. I just said that you’re hot _and_ that you remind me of my brother. What kind of sick complex am I harboring? [/QUOTE] Heh. You brotherfucker. You didn’t say he reminds you of your brother. You said he does something in pictures that your brother just so happens to do. Continue your regularly scheduled masturbation. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/498 "2006-06-30T12:25:03Z")
[QUOTE=Colophon] [This pic](http://i3.tinypic.com/168sqyc.jpg) always makes me laugh. Way to ruin a nice view with a “duh?” expression, eejit. This is me [10 minutes ago](http://i5.tinypic.com/168st3d.jpg). I just got up, hence the bed hair. [/QUOTE] And you’re from England, so you have an accent too? I hope you won’t be offended if I say that I never want to meet you in real life. 'Cause if I did, I might be doomed to following you about at a short distance making worshipful puppy dog eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/499 "2006-06-30T14:32:00Z")
Hey that’s OK - I like puppies 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/500 "2006-06-30T14:33:31Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Show of hands: How many people hear had wildly different mental pictures of at least half the posters in this thread? I know I did. Pleasant surprise, that. 😃 [/QUOTE] No-one ever looks _anything_ like their typing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=26)