# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/541 "2006-07-01T07:38:08Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] Okay, you’re the most attractive male to post his pictures yet. Way to steal the rest of our thunder. We’re all uggos compared to you. A part of me wants to hate you, but the rest of me can’t, seeing how I’m already masturbating furiously to your photo. ☹ [/QUOTE] Yet another person seems not to have had a good connection when looking at my photographs. Pity that myopia and grainy connections have both become rampant. [Sampiro is heard whispering loudly to his Security & Protocol eunuch something about “remove him the other guests” and “translate him to the tower til he is afforded time to reappreciate his judgment on aesthetics and to precisely how publich the sharing of information as to his habits of emission should be… and bring me another Yoohoo when you’re done”] ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/542 "2006-07-01T07:48:48Z")
YAY! What do I win? I still think of you as Drexel, like the university… ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/543 "2006-07-01T08:07:57Z")
> [@bubble pop electric](#): > > Not that anyone probably cares. _Woah!_ Are you serious? I am blown away. And a fantastic Dopername to boot. How _you_ doin’? Er…you _are_ 18, right? ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/544 "2006-07-01T08:16:50Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Er…you _are_ 18, right? [/QUOTE] I think that **bubble pop electric** said she was fourteen in the age thread over in IMHO. So, yeah… you’re all ephebophiliacs, the lot of you. =\ ---
**Author:** ![jakeline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@jakeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jakeline)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/545 "2006-07-01T08:18:31Z")
Seeing as how my adorable husband, [Asimovian](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/75024230/in/photostream/) , has seen fit to post his pics, I’ll go ahead and do the same. However, pics of me are rather scarce since I’m usually behind the camera (and can delete pictures before they’re uploaded anywhere.) Two [self](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/178892031/) [portraits](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/178892403/) taken just for the occasion. I love this t-shirt! [Looking spooky](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/115137245/in/photostream/) [My weird eye color](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/115137272/in/photostream/) An old picture with [longer hair](http://www.myspace.com/jakerx) (and proof that not everyone looks better with longer hair and their glasses off!) ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/546 "2006-07-01T08:22:52Z")
[QUOTE=jakeline] Two [self](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/178892031/) [portraits](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/178892403/) taken just for the occasion. I love this t-shirt! [/QUOTE] OMG, _The Venture Bros._ Loverly pictures, but that shirt steals the show. I want one so bad now. ---
**Author:** ![jakeline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@jakeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jakeline)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/547 "2006-07-01T08:26:50Z")
Go Team Venture!!! (I totally would have done the pose, but I don’t think it would have worked for the self-portrait.) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/548 "2006-07-01T08:31:35Z")
[QUOTE=Nic2004] Count me among those surprised. Not least of all you and **Tuckerfan**. [/QUOTE] Why? Because I don’t have a 3rd eye? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/549 "2006-07-01T08:42:36Z")
[QUOTE=jakeline] [portraits](http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakeline/178892403/) [/QUOTE] Now that’s what I’m talking about! That, to me, is the very essence of sexy. I don’t mean to flirt. You’re married, and I am too more or less, just without that piece of paper thingy. I have seen tons of threads over time that ask what is sexy? What appeals to the opposite sex? What do you want in a mate? Yada yada. It’s not boobs (in girls). Not butts (men and women). Not blond or redhead or blue or pink. It’s THAT look. That shit-eating-grin. That KNOWING look. My baby ( **Maureen** - pic withheld under penalty of death) has it in spades. So do you. That is sexy! Rowwrrrr! ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/550 "2006-07-01T10:52:41Z")
[QUOTE=Robot Arm] [Something](http://www.muppetlabs.com/~eric/DSC00042.JPG) a little more recent. [/QUOTE] My, what big feet you have 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/551 "2006-07-01T10:58:42Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] I think that **bubble pop electric** said she was fourteen in the age thread over in IMHO. So, yeah… you’re all ephebophiliacs, the lot of you. = [/QUOTE] Fifteen, actually. (Yeah, I went and checked.) Which at least means she’s _more_ than half my age, rather than less than half. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/552 "2006-07-01T15:08:36Z")
Wow am I late to the party. I don’t have a digital camera but hunting around I found a [photo](http://www.bountyhunterspaintball.com/images/gallery/zombie2005/DSCN2737.jpg) of me online at a paintball tournament. I was reading a map on the wall. Not lined up for a firing squad. I won a stupid door prize and they insisted on taking this [picture](http://www.bountyhunterspaintball.com/images/gallery/zombie2005/DSCN2764.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/553 "2006-07-01T15:09:07Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] Are you sating I look like Frank DeCaro? Damn. ☹ Damn! :mad: Damn. :smack: [/QUOTE] Would you prefer Marty Feldman?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/554 "2006-07-01T17:38:04Z")
[QUOTE=js\_africanus] Would you prefer Marty Feldman?! 😃 [/QUOTE] frantically googling marty feldman…who is he?..who is he?.. wha? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/555 "2006-07-01T18:21:36Z")
[Qadgop the Mercotan and Silenus](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56/silenus_/IMG_1406.jpg) in Palm Springs, where I discovered that his xmex-like snout is retractable. Prehensile, too! You ought to see what he does to a chili relleno… \. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/556 "2006-07-01T19:06:59Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] [Qadgop the Mercotan and Silenus](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56/silenus_/IMG_1406.jpg) in Palm Springs, where I discovered that his xmex-like snout is retractable. Prehensile, too! You ought to see what he does to a chili relleno… \. [/QUOTE] May I ask which of you is which? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/557 "2006-07-01T19:08:24Z")
Appears QtM is on the left, silenus on the right. ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/558 "2006-07-01T19:13:11Z")
Stuck at work, desperately looking for an excuse to procrastinate on my SERs. So here’s a couple of pics of me I hunted down 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/559 "2006-07-01T19:15:32Z")
What a tease! ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/560 "2006-07-01T19:21:09Z")
'Course, it would help if I actually linked to pics. (damn you, trigger happy enter button) [Me at Masters Nationals](http://www.sport-graphics.com/view_user_photo.asp?PID=&EVENTID=8191&PWD=&ID=13353534&FROM=browser&START=1&SHOW=36&CAT=41045&SUB=0) in Oakridge, TN in 2004. I’m in the bow (behind the girl in front). [Me at the Head of the Charles](http://www.sport-graphics.com/view_user_photo.asp?PID=&EVENTID=9873&PWD=&ID=18320396&FROM=browser&START=1&SHOW=36&CAT=79345&SUB=0) in Boston in 2005. Once again I’m in the bow (and also looking out (bad rowing technique) at a boat that’s about to crash right into us). [Me at SW Regionals](http://www.bermanism.com/images/Oakland05/IMG_0558.jpg) in Oakland, CA 2005. Second from the left. [Me in street clothes](http://www.bermanism.com/images/Oakland05/IMG_0588.jpg) in San Francisco. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=29)