# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/41 "2006-06-25T22:22:52Z")
[Most recent professional portrait taken of me](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/JayZellers/Jay20Guitar07.jpg) [Playing me sitar](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/JayZellers/Jay082.jpg) [Guess what I do with most of my free time?](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/JayZellers/guitarpics20016.jpg) [Smiling](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/JayZellers/Jay009.jpg) [Driving my cat “Doggy” back from the vet](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/JayZellers/Doggyincar.jpg) [Me about 6 years ago while still in high school](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/JayZellers/JZ17.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/42 "2006-06-25T22:23:02Z")
[QUOTE=trublmakr] You say that like it’s a bad thing… [/QUOTE] Trouble is always good. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/43 "2006-06-25T22:32:38Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Between you and me, there were some weaves involved. [/QUOTE] Oh please! There’s nothing wrong with a little enhancement to achieve the overall look. It’s really quite stunning. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/44 "2006-06-25T22:35:54Z")
Good. Then my surgically implanted asscheeks and unicorn horn should go over quite nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/45 "2006-06-25T22:37:03Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Well. I dunno now. It’s been WAY too built up. I may hold back now… ow! ow! stop hitting me! [/QUOTE] Don’t make me come over there. I’ll get this out of the way, since I know it’s expected of me…(though maybe not by him) \*\*ArchitectChore, \*\* how you doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/46 "2006-06-25T22:40:53Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Good. Then my surgically implanted asscheeks and unicorn horn should go over quite nicely. [/QUOTE] [Jodie-Foster-as-Clarice-having-a-disgusting-epiphany]Oh my gawd… he’s makin’ himself a woman-ass and unicorn suit![/Jodie-Foster-as-Clarice-having-a-disgusting-epiphany] My [theater makeup shots](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/joncdarby/album?.dir=/cfbb&.src=ph&.tok=phWfbFFBnr43Osgf). ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/47 "2006-06-25T22:41:49Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Good. Then my surgically implanted asscheeks and unicorn horn should go over quite nicely. [/QUOTE] You had a unicorn horn implanted in your asscheeks? _ **OUCH** _ ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/48 "2006-06-25T22:43:31Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] George? George Costanza? Is that you? [/QUOTE] While I may have about the same hair as Jason Alexander, I’m MUCH thinner, and taller. (not the best pic) [http://www.acegroup.cc/~brianm/pix/Me.jpg](http://www.acegroup.cc/~brianm/pix/Me.jpg) Brian ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/49 "2006-06-25T22:43:32Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] You had a unicorn horn implanted in your asscheeks? _ **OUCH** _ [/QUOTE] It’s always the seemingly least original types. (I experimented with unicorn horns in college but it kept lacerating the ferret.) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/50 "2006-06-25T22:45:08Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] You had a unicorn horn implanted in your asscheeks? _ **OUCH** _ [/QUOTE] Yeah…sideways!!! \*\* Sampiro\*\*, nice Teddy Roosevelt picture in the red smoking jacket. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/51 "2006-06-25T22:46:10Z")
[QUOTE=N9IWP] While I may have about the same hair as Jason Alexander, I’m MUCH thinner, and taller. (not the best pic) [http://www.acegroup.cc/~brianm/pix/Me.jpg](http://www.acegroup.cc/~brianm/pix/Me.jpg) Brian [/QUOTE] I agree. …and circle takes the square ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/52 "2006-06-25T22:46:22Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Sampiro\*\*, nice Teddy Roosevelt picture in the red smoking jacket. [/QUOTE] Community theater of _Arsenic & Old Lace_, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/53 "2006-06-25T22:47:38Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Community theater of _Arsenic & Old Lace_, of course. [/QUOTE] Looks like more arsenic than old lace. What, no bubble pipe? ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/54 "2006-06-25T22:50:47Z")
Picture at work, I´m the one in the middle: [http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2230/ale004pe.jpg](http://imageshack.us) Striking a pose, I think… [http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8451/ale012wf.jpg](http://imageshack.us) Channeling Nosferatu, AKA acting silly at work: [http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/7319/ale029gz.jpg](http://imageshack.us) ---
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/55 "2006-06-25T22:53:07Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] **ArchitectChore** , how you doin’? [/QUOTE] \ \ doin’ ok…all systems normal ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/56 "2006-06-25T22:53:32Z")
Where’s the emoticon for “tongue hanging out”… I’ve seen it around here somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/57 "2006-06-25T22:57:03Z")
[QUOTE=ArchitectChore] \ \ doin’ ok…all systems normal [/QUOTE] Aw, the blushing is cute. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/58 "2006-06-25T23:26:33Z")
[QUOTE=Mirror Image egamI rorriM] I have a terrible haircut in [this](http://flickr.com/photos/egamirorrim/135157306/in/set-72057594095547067/) picture, but the [puppet arms](http://flickr.com/photos/egamirorrim/135151294/in/set-72057594095408217/) are awesome. [/QUOTE] Wow, you look like my older sister did before she got ill. Except for the extra arms, of course. Here’s a recent one of [me](http://www.sunspace.org/scott.jpg). The picture I [used to use](http://www.sunspace.org/miksu2002.jpg) for these threads is now old enough to be grossly misleading. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/59 "2006-06-25T23:41:36Z")
[Fairly Recent, cute one is my daughter.](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/JimGuenR.jpg) [On my Wedding Day.](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/EveJimWedding08r.jpg) Jim ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/60 "2006-06-25T23:42:46Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] [Fairly Recent, cute one is my daughter.](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/JimGuenR.jpg) [On my Wedding Day.](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/jrfranchi/EveJimWedding08r.jpg) Jim [/QUOTE] Your wedding pic reminds me of Mo Rocca. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=4)