# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/101 "2006-06-26T03:49:06Z")
man, one of my links didn’t work. brit musuem pic is better here: [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/grigoriarella/britmus.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/grigoriarella/britmus.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/102 "2006-06-26T04:03:14Z")
[Work Pic](http://pictures.match.com/pictures/48/89/45364889B.jpeg) [Work Pic](http://pictures.match.com/pictures/48/89/45364889C.jpeg) [Play pic](http://thumbnails.match.com/thumbnails/48/89/45364889D.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/103 "2006-06-26T04:03:29Z")
Woo, when did this place get so attractive? Hot damn. I’m [rarely](http://static.flickr.com/77/175141998_f46ad21930.jpg?v=1151294401) ever [this](http://static.flickr.com/48/143030757_0d6744d771_o.jpg) sideways. Usually, I’m more [like this](http://static.flickr.com/57/175141997_3776fd7f76.jpg?v=0) . ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/104 "2006-06-26T04:06:35Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Woo, when did this place get so attractive? Hot damn. I’m [rarely](http://static.flickr.com/77/175141998_f46ad21930.jpg?v=1151294401) ever [this](http://static.flickr.com/48/143030757_0d6744d771_o.jpg) sideways. Usually, I’m more [like this](http://static.flickr.com/57/175141997_3776fd7f76.jpg?v=0) . [/QUOTE] Rather pretty eyes you have there, sweetie. me-yow ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/105 "2006-06-26T04:08:38Z")
[QUOTE=LunaV] [At Dublin Castle, Ireland last year](http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7303/amberdublincastle8fg.jpg) [/QUOTE] In every Sodomite Psyche (not to be confused with Sodomite Saki, a distilled beverage made of gay-rice and served in fabulous little matched cups) there is, like the vestigial male womb or the books that were never written in the library of [Lucien](http://conferences.alia.org.au/newlibrarian2003/library_images/dream_quote.gif) , a hetero manchild who communicates with tiny impulses who, had he been the vizier of the head and heart, he would have looked upon with appreciation and longed to say “Such as this is my consort… my gratitude strikes me mute, as does envy those who see me with her”. I’m currently having such a communicat from the inner hetero- one less genetic sequence and me and you, we could have been something baby… (Or maybe it’s the castle- either way it works.) ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/106 "2006-06-26T04:08:51Z")
Seriously. **malkavia** , your eyes are amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/107 "2006-06-26T04:13:45Z")
What the heck, I never post to the pic threads but I took a decent picture on Friday. I’m [smiling so big](http://gloriana.myphotoalbum.com/view_photo.php?full=1&set_albumName=album02&id=127_front) because my friend taking the picture is saying hilarious “super model photo shoot stuff” including - “you’re a jungle cat, growl for me!” that made me crack up. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/108 "2006-06-26T04:14:03Z")
Damn **Sampiro** , you use your tongue purtier’n a $20 whore! _With apologies to Mel Brooks and Slim Pickens…_ ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/109 "2006-06-26T04:25:18Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Rather pretty eyes you have there, sweetie. me-yow [/QUOTE] The better to view your picture with, my de–wait. Where’s your picture, sir? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/110 "2006-06-26T04:27:43Z")
[QUOTE=DianaG] Seriously. **malkavia** , your eyes are amazing. [/QUOTE] Thank you. I’d be willing to work out some sort of time share if I can borrow those lovely curls of yours from time to time. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/111 "2006-06-26T04:35:43Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] I’m [rarely](http://static.flickr.com/77/175141998_f46ad21930.jpg?v=1151294401) ever [this](http://static.flickr.com/48/143030757_0d6744d771_o.jpg) sideways. Usually, I’m more [like this](http://static.flickr.com/57/175141997_3776fd7f76.jpg?v=0) . [/QUOTE] Yummy…! from all directions. 😉 Yep, you’re clearly a head turner… _rimshot_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/112 "2006-06-26T04:38:11Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Woo, when did this place get so attractive? Hot damn. [/QUOTE] I’ll second that. 🙂 [Me being vain](http://www.flickr.com/photos/39234337@N00/175168827/) [Me smiling](http://www.flickr.com/photos/39234337@N00/175168828/in/photostream/) [We’re not even going to discuss](http://www.flickr.com/photos/39234337@N00/175168831/in/photostream/) [what I was getting into that night](http://www.flickr.com/photos/39234337@N00/175168832/in/photostream/) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/113 "2006-06-26T04:41:07Z")
[QUOTE=rinni] Here I am. Look out, it’s kinda big. [http://rinni.xoluti.com/images/IM000066.JPG](http://rinni.xoluti.com/images/IM000066.JPG) My hair’s actually long, it’s just pinned back in that picture. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Whoa! Hubba! Hubba! Hubba! Not that the other ladies who’ve posted to this thread are anything to sneeze at, but there’s just something arresting about your pic. A man could spend a lifetime staring at you and never lose the sense of wonder your face gives him. Anyway, [here’s a more recent pic of me](http://usera.imagecave.com/tuckerfan/doo2.jpg) than the one in my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/114 "2006-06-26T04:48:14Z")
[QUOTE=astro] [Work Pic](http://pictures.match.com/pictures/48/89/45364889B.jpeg) [Work Pic](http://pictures.match.com/pictures/48/89/45364889C.jpeg) [Play pic](http://thumbnails.match.com/thumbnails/48/89/45364889D.jpeg) [/QUOTE] Have you done any acting? You have the PERFECT face and head for it. In five minutes with stuff you’d find at any half-way decent costume and prop shop I could have you perfectly suited to play Big Daddy from _Cat on a Hot Tin Roof_, a chillingly evil SS officer or Albin (the histrionic drag queen) from _La Cage aux Folles_. You have just a fascinating and commanding and powerful face and profile. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/115 "2006-06-26T04:54:13Z")
[QUOTE=Glory] What the heck, I never post to the pic threads but I took a decent picture on Friday. I’m [smiling so big](http://gloriana.myphotoalbum.com/view_photo.php?full=1&set_albumName=album02&id=127_front) because my friend taking the picture is saying hilarious “super model photo shoot stuff” including - “you’re a jungle cat, growl for me!” that made me crack up. [/QUOTE] Quick! Someone hit on this very attractive woman, lest she feel left out! ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/116 "2006-06-26T05:00:57Z")
**Glory** , you are \*working \*that wifebeater. Gorgeous. [QUOTE=Monstre] Yep, you’re clearly a head turner… _rimshot_😃 [/QUOTE] Well played. My camera phone distorts the picture if I don’t take it sideways. I swear I’m drinking my v8 and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/117 "2006-06-26T05:07:31Z")
I haven’t done this in ages, so what the heck. [Me on my wedding day with **Lil’ Mahoney** and **Scotticher**](http://www.amschwartz.net/jillandthomas/images/wedding/44-Girlfriends.jpg). [Several of me with my sexy husband **Spiny Norman**](http://www.amschwartz.net/jillandthomas/romance.html) (though all taken before we got married). ---
**Author:** ![dre2xl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@dre2xl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dre2xl)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/118 "2006-06-26T05:16:16Z")
I think this is the first time I’ve posted my own pics on a public message board. Took some pics on a self-timer recently at the urging of a friend. [Fakest smile in the world & wet hair](http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j29/dre2xl/fake.jpg) [My taste in interior design](http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j29/dre2xl/red.jpg) [Tennis pose](http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j29/dre2xl/tennis.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/119 "2006-06-26T05:18:50Z")
[QUOTE=MaxTheVool] Quick! Someone hit on this very attractive woman, lest she feel left out! [/QUOTE] No problem! I’m on it, chief. > [@Glory](#): > > What the heck, I never post to the pic threads but I took a decent picture on Friday. I’m smiling so big because my friend taking the picture is saying hilarious “super model photo shoot stuff” including - “you’re a jungle cat, growl for me!” that made me crack up. Come now, sing with me: _I’m too sexy for my shirt!_😉 ## Seriously; how you doin? 😃 I’ve posted some of these before. The first six are from my research cruise, tho, so they’re new. Brand new! Never seen before (on the SDMB, anyway). Limited Edition! Get 'em while they’re hot! \ [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/3093/2798803500_55dec701ec.jpg "JustAnotherGeek") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/17669460@N00/) ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/120 "2006-06-26T05:20:49Z")
[Me. (some time ago.)](http://triskadecamus.com/gallery/me.jpg) [Me and my neice, some time later.](http://triskadecamus.com/gallery/Tris&Sarah.jpg) [Just me.](http://triskadecamus.com/gallery/triskadecamus.jpg) Tris [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=7)