# Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109 "2006-06-25T19:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/121 "2006-06-26T05:21:14Z")
…and dang! Too other hit-on-able types posted while I was typing. They’re comin’ out of the woodwork! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/122 "2006-06-26T05:42:39Z")
[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek] …and dang! Too other hit-on-able types posted while I was typing. They’re comin’ out of the woodwork! [/QUOTE] Yes. It is _definitely_ summer here at the SDMB. :: fans self :: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/123 "2006-06-26T05:50:37Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] [My first photo](http://www.countway.med.harvard.edu/rarebooks/exhibits/fifteeners/scans/antichrist.jpg), chilling with [my high school friends](http://www.olgabaclanova.com/pictures/freaks/browning_and_freaks_med.jpg), [a recent portrait](http://www.alcorngallery.com/BrighamYoung.jpeg) and [a candid shot of me at work](http://malestars.codserver.com/cnt/mario_lopez/photos/8.jpg). [/QUOTE] Sweet Weeping Jesus Sampiro. Have mercy on me. ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/124 "2006-06-26T05:50:42Z")
[Me.](http://web.mac.com/bradserum/iWeb/BradSerum/Me..html) [At KC DopeFest '04 playing pool (Sperfur looks on)](http://web.mac.com/bradserum/iWeb/BradSerum/At%20KC%20Dopefest%20%2704%20%28with%20Sperfur%29.html) [Walking Beacon Hill](http://web.mac.com/bradserum/iWeb/BradSerum/Walking%20Beacon%20Hill.html) [Ladies dig me.](http://web.mac.com/bradserum/iWeb/BradSerum/Ladies%20dig%20me..html) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/125 "2006-06-26T05:56:25Z")
And this thread is another good as any one in which to shamelessly solicit friends for [my My Space profile](http://www.myspace.com/jsampiro) again. ---
**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/126 "2006-06-26T05:56:39Z")
[Me and somebody from work.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/schbmr/103413547/in/set-72057594069064924/) ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/127 "2006-06-26T06:05:05Z")
You foxy bastards. Look at you. Except the one of you who is way too young to be that freakin’ hot. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/128 "2006-06-26T06:08:09Z")
[QUOTE=Ensign Edison] You foxy bastards. Look at you. Except the one of you who is way too young to be that freakin’ hot. [/QUOTE] Actually I’m 39, but thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/129 "2006-06-26T06:10:43Z")
[QUOTE=Hey you!] [Ladies dig me.](http://web.mac.com/bradserum/iWeb/BradSerum/Ladies%20dig%20me..html) [/QUOTE] Thanks. Somebody finally answers my question of “What would it look like if a young Liam Neeson had starred in _Flipper_.” ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/130 "2006-06-26T06:15:04Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Actually I’m 39, but thanks! 🙂 [/QUOTE] OK **Sampiro**. Now you’re just hogging the spotlight. 😛 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/131 "2006-06-26T06:16:40Z")
**DianaG** , you remind me of Gina Torres in your second picture. I don’t look much like either of these pictures any more since I now have auburn hair and have lost at least forty pounds since the first and another fifteen since the second (plus an inch or two of hair) but [this](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/norisea/5167d6ae.jpg) and [this](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/norisea/99a7ee72.jpg) are my two favorite pictures of myself. The first because it’s probably the best looking picture I have ever taken and the second 'cause I have an absurdly and unimaginably huge crush on the woman with me. ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/132 "2006-06-26T06:39:40Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Here’s a recent one of [me](http://www.sunspace.org/scott.jpg). The picture I [used to use](http://www.sunspace.org/miksu2002.jpg) for these threads is now old enough to be grossly misleading. [/QUOTE] Waaaait a sec…you’re Justin Bateman? We need to start a ‘do you look like anyone famous’ thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/133 "2006-06-26T06:43:09Z")
Hey, I found [a recent picture of me](http://community.webshots.com/photo/145850906/2599506120000735275HCWxWk), from this spring in fact. The handsome fellow on the right is named Ben. It sure is fine to have a fellow who’s so [good with kids](http://community.webshots.com/photo/145850906/2816568630000735275TedBGK) in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/134 "2006-06-26T06:58:39Z")
Picture thread? Should I? Does it matter whether I should, since I inevitably do anyway? Yes. No. No. Okay then. All pictures courtesy of my cell phone, hence the crappy quality. Someday I will have a real digital camera, but today is not that day. [Me right now](http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me15fn.jpg) (quite literally; I just took this) [Me about a year ago](http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me8va.jpg) (brightly lit to ensure freshness) [Me a couple months ago](http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpp4jl.jpg) (what do you mean dirty plates don’t go on the stairs?) [Beardy Roland](http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beardy3hp.jpg) (with bonus :dubious: face) [In Halloween costume](http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=death39vu.jpg) (Cowboy Bebop for the win) …and so concludeth Pictures I Don’t Hate. For comparison’s sake: [The month I didn’t feel like shaving](http://img226.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beardy21pz.jpg), or getting a haircut for that matter. Not recommended for the faint of heart. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/135 "2006-06-26T07:28:46Z")
[QUOTE=dre2xl] I think this is the first time I’ve posted my own pics on a public message board. Took some pics on a self-timer recently at the urging of a friend. [Tennis pose](http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j29/dre2xl/tennis.jpg) [/QUOTE] So, your strategy for winning tennis is… to actually be playing volleyball? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/136 "2006-06-26T07:38:27Z")
[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek] > [@maxthevool](#): > > Quick! Someone hit on this very attractive woman, lest she feel left out! No problem! I’m on it, chief. [/quote] I’ve just detected a weakness in my meta-flirting strategy. Curses! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/137 "2006-06-26T09:33:53Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] The better to view your picture with, my de–wait. Where’s your picture, sir? :dubious: [/QUOTE] Well..you know…um..you see…what had happened was…um… …patience, pet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/138 "2006-06-26T10:12:03Z")
Heh. This is kinda fun. I think I’ll piss off all the female Dopers and extend the pictorial foreplay and not submit my picture until some time next millenium! ow! that hurts! stop with the hitting! Fine. I’ll get a couple pictures when I come home _grumble_. ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/139 "2006-06-26T11:41:35Z")
[QUOTE=Glory] What the heck, I never post to the pic threads but I took a decent picture on Friday. I’m [smiling so big](http://gloriana.myphotoalbum.com/view_photo.php?full=1&set_albumName=album02&id=127_front) because my friend taking the picture is saying hilarious “super model photo shoot stuff” including - “you’re a jungle cat, growl for me!” that made me crack up. [/QUOTE] Congrats on the weight loss! Brian ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109/140 "2006-06-26T11:44:43Z")
That’s quite all right, **LOUNE.** I see that one of my favorite male Dopers has posted a new picture in the meantime so that will tide me over. Now if this thread will just live till **Spatial Rift 47** gets his digital camera… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-picture-thread-of-the-straight-dope/362109.md?page=8)