# Official Saddam Lice!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 14, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972 "2003-12-14T18:41:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972/1 "2003-12-14T18:41:17Z")

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[Get yer Saddam lice](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10868&item=3645805355)! Free Shipping! Bid now!

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**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972/2 "2003-12-14T18:43:37Z")

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The bidding is currently at $3.00, act now while it’s still such a deal!

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972/3 "2003-12-14T18:46:26Z")

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Well, _that_ didn’t take 'em long to dream up … :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972/4 "2003-12-14T18:54:31Z")

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Oh, please. This could be ANYBODY’S lice. If you believe this stuff, I’ve got a couple thousand dollars in Nigeria for you…

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**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972/5 "2003-12-14T18:56:08Z")

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> (Disclaimer: This is parody and not a real auction - please do not bid. Auction will be terminated immediately upon receiving any bids. I have no lice, Baathist or otherwise.)

And yet, the bidding continues…

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-saddam-lice/218972/6 "2003-12-14T18:57:41Z")

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Ah … _fake_ lice!

The bids should be in Monopoly money, then …