# OFFICIAL Third Debate 10/19/16 Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [October 19, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995 "2016-10-19T01:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/921 "2016-10-21T01:09:35Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> They can certainly leave earlier- [Romney and McCain both lost their’s the day after the election](http://www.gq.com/story/how-the-secret-service-said-goodbye-to-mitt-romney).
> 
> ETA: Also according to that article, if you _win_, your detail instantly becomes much larger.

Oh, that gonna sting, having to go around like any poor schmuck, knowing that Hillary would have kept hers even if she had lost.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/922 "2016-10-21T01:17:39Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I happened to just hear a snippet of the “if I win” speech on the car radio, and it was something like “I have a major announcement for the people of the United States. [Hoots and cheers from the assembled rubes.] I will fully accept the results of this presidential election. If I win.”
> 
> I will be so, so, very glad to have heard the last of this pompous strutting blowhard when this election is over. I was sick and tired of hearing GWB back in 2000 but GWB is like an angelic choir and the voice of intellectual reason compared to this blithering, dangerous moron.

Yeah, of the thousands of assholish things Trump has said over the endless past year, that gets my vote for the most Biff Tannen-like of all.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/923 "2016-10-21T01:45:43Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> **WillFarnaby** - If Trump said that he thought Putin’s election was rigged, I bet you’d be hitting the roof with how outrageous such a statement is.

Probably not, actually. But if _Hillary_ said it, yeah, you’d likely win _that_ bet…

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/924 "2016-10-21T02:07:30Z")

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I’ll bet those Secret Service agents are going to be so happy on November 9th “I have to jump in front of a bullet for this schmuck?”

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/925 "2016-10-21T02:25:17Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> …but Hillary just went straight for the jugular. I was worried she’d be interpreted as too aggressive.

As I have mentioned before, my family trade is the Law. Though I have not followed it, requiring me to spend my days around lawyers, I can admire a “straight for the jugular” move as part of how you play the game. Trump has always had proxies to mount his defense, and would be cut to skinny ribbons by a good prosecutor if he had to testify. And it would’ve been hilarious.

[QUOTE=Chefguy19715671]  
Wallace did fairly well except…  
[/quote]  
Chris Wallace ain’t his dad. Mike should’ve risen from the dead to moderate this. That he didn’t argues against an afterlife. However, Chris’ failure reminds me why, given a Federal judge for a dad, I chose another path.

> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Even the Generals won once, after the Globetrotters got careless. Just saying.

People forget how it takes really good players, like the Generals, to keep up with the Trotters. And throw a game convincingly.

> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> Forgive me if this has been discussed before, but in the 2 debates in which I can remember what HRC wore, she did not have a flag pin.

Flag pins are 2012. Do try to keep up. 😉

> [@joyfool](#):
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> Yes, ma’am. Changed my name in an attempt to boost my outlook / new normal as I’m heading into the first anniversary of my husband’s passing. So far, it at least makes me smile a bit when I see it.

Kid (I call everybody “Kid” IRL), I welcome you back and will not mention my doper crush on you, for a while. 😃

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/926 "2016-10-21T02:37:56Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> …I will be so, so, very glad to have heard the last of this pompous strutting blowhard when this election is over…

Oh please; there’s no way Trump is going to shut up after the election is over & the media will still cover him. We won’t hear the last of him until he either drops dead, or the Trumplings finally get a conservatorship & lock him up somewhere to protect what’s left of the family fortune.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/927 "2016-10-21T02:56:35Z")

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I don’t think he’s going to inhabit the talk shows the way McCain has ever since his own bad loss.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/928 "2016-10-21T02:59:39Z")

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I think despite his desperate efforts to promote and maintain exposure to the Trump brand, interest will rapidly fall off to about the reality-show level of interest that surrounds the Kardashians and Paris Hilton. There will certainly be a subclass of media inclined to exploit that interest, but at least most of us won’t have to be subjected to it on a daily basis.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/929 "2016-10-21T03:42:33Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I think despite his desperate efforts to promote and maintain exposure to the Trump brand, interest will rapidly fall off to about the reality-show level of interest that surrounds the Kardashians and Paris Hilton. There will certainly be a subclass of media inclined to exploit that interest, but at least most of us won’t have to be subjected to it on a daily basis.

Right. My prediction: He’ll own an Internet-only media property, because a Trump cable network which exists longer than fifteen minutes is a pipe dream in today’s landscape, which will have a devoted fanbase similar to Alex Jones and Infowars, but he’ll go back to being a semi-obscure punchline in the media most of the country pays attention to.

I could be wrong. He could end up with a semi-permanent gig on a radio show, especially satellite radio. He might even end up on cable TV as a recurring talking head, but I don’t see how even FOX News could stomach him anymore, given how much he’d cost relative to how little he’d gain. He’s self-marginalizing, and he marginalizes everything he associates with, both in terms of tone and content and in terms of him actively driving off anyone who doesn’t want to be around a stupid, disgusting asshole.

Or I could be wrong in the other direction, and he’ll sink to a level of media attention even lower than what he had in the 1990s/early 2000s. He could become a true analog for Alex Jones, which means he and his property are utterly ignored by the mainstream 99.9% of the time and only exist in the fever-swamps of conspiracy theory-friendly fringe media and graffiti plastered on walls in college towns. That’s not D-list; it’s not even Z-list, which is where old flavors-of-the-month usually end up. That’s Omega-list. That’s shit you have to actively seek out or, rarely, stumble upon.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/930 "2016-10-21T03:42:51Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> It will be interesting to see how he deals with this defeat, psychologically.
> 
> Ostensibly people in his own campaign have been telling him for months he’s screwing himself over, and they now appear to be abandoning him like rats off the proverbial ship. It’s like he honestly doesn’t seem to believe he’s losing.

It actually wouldn’t surprise me if he loses in a landslide, and ends up committing suicide.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/931 "2016-10-21T03:44:58Z")

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Was anyone else wondering how she would look with a lightsaber photoshopped in? Pretty badass, I reckon.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/932 "2016-10-21T03:46:45Z")

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> [@Randolph](#):
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> It’s 'cause they decided to have just one debate thread this time 'round. This is the 24-Hour-Prior thread - they shoulda spun off a 30-Minutes-Prior thread, and maybe a preemptive 5-Day-Prior Thread, and some kind of Extended-Release-Formula Post-Debate Analysis thread.

Put in your suggestions for 2020 early, then…

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/933 "2016-10-21T03:49:40Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Put in your suggestions for 2020 early, then…

I say we start the thread for the first debate of 2020 right now.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/934 "2016-10-21T03:54:15Z")

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> [@Jennshark](#):
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> I double-dog agree that Trump looked pretty awful. He was sickly pale under his orange veneer. He looked like the dog’s dinner.
> 
> I loved that Hills wore white and strolled in like the Good Witch of the West. She looks healthy and regal.

> [@snowthx](#):
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> Wait. I thought the good witch is from the east, and the wicked one was from the west?

> [@Jennshark](#):
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> East and west were temporarily changed because Las Vegas is in the west.

:dubious: Just cop to it, **Jennshark** , you messed up the _Wizard of Oz_ roles. West and East were both wicked; the Good witches were from North and South.

ETA: Of course, **snowthx** also messed up. Plenty of blame to go 'round…

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/935 "2016-10-21T03:59:16Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> In the movie, the wicked witches (sisters) were from the east and west, Glinda the Good Witch was from the North.

DANG! Ninja’d by **Colibri**! He only beat me by 20.5 hours tough. I’m catchin’ up!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/936 "2016-10-21T04:01:53Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Dude should seriously have his own Wikipedia page as “World’s Largest Projector”.
> 
> Quite literally every single thing he’s accused Hillary of, he’s been guilty of.

> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> No projector. No projector! YOU’RE the projector!

Actually, I think the World’s Largest Projector is showing movies on an IMAX screen somewhere…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/937 "2016-10-21T04:03:21Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> Oh please; there’s no way Trump is going to shut up after the election is over & the media will still cover him. We won’t hear the last of him until he either drops dead, or the Trumplings finally get a conservatorship & lock him up somewhere to protect what’s left of the family fortune.

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, and please don’t jinx Hillary!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/938 "2016-10-21T04:18:10Z")

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> [@joyfool](#):
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> Yes, ma’am. Changed my name in an attempt to boost my outlook / new normal as I’m heading into the first anniversary of my husband’s passing. So far, it at least makes me smile a bit when I see it.

Then welcome back in your new persona! 🙂

I’m afraid I had not heard about your husband’s passing. Please accept my condolences.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/939 "2016-10-21T04:24:48Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Right. My prediction: He’ll own an Internet-only media property, because a Trump cable network which exists longer than fifteen minutes is a pipe dream in today’s landscape, which will have a devoted fanbase similar to Alex Jones and Infowars, but he’ll go back to being a semi-obscure punchline in the media most of the country pays attention to.
> 
> I could be wrong. He could end up with a semi-permanent gig on a radio show, especially satellite radio. He might even end up on cable TV as a recurring talking head, but I don’t see how even FOX News could stomach him anymore, given how much he’d cost relative to how little he’d gain. He’s self-marginalizing, and he marginalizes everything he associates with, both in terms of tone and content and in terms of him actively driving off anyone who doesn’t want to be around a stupid, disgusting asshole.
> 
> Or I could be wrong in the other direction, and he’ll sink to a level of media attention even lower than what he had in the 1990s/early 2000s. He could become a true analog for Alex Jones, which means he and his property are utterly ignored by the mainstream 99.9% of the time and only exist in the fever-swamps of conspiracy theory-friendly fringe media and graffiti plastered on walls in college towns. That’s not D-list; it’s not even Z-list, which is where old flavors-of-the-month usually end up. **That’s Omega-list. That’s shit you have to actively seek out or, rarely, stumble upon.**

May I humbly request that the denizens of his site endeavor to NOT make the SDMB such a “stumble-upon” vector? Truth to tell, I never would have heard of Alex Jones had it not been for the attempts at self-amusement of my fellow Dopers…

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/official-third-debate-10-19-16-thread/768995/940 "2016-10-21T07:08:17Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> I say we start the thread for the first debate of 2020 right now.

Make sure to call it “live” so certain posters can get pissy.

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