# Og Smash?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 8, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414 "2002-10-08T18:45:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Sgt.J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sgt.J](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sgt.J)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/1 "2002-10-08T18:45:20Z")

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WTF is OG SMASH? I see it pop up around here every once in a while. I tried a search for it (here on the SDMB), but came back with over a thousand hits, and they all seemed to be in context, not a definition.

so… what gives?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/2 "2002-10-08T18:49:33Z")

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I confess I don’t know myself.

😕

Explainations, anybody?😕 😕 😕

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/3 "2002-10-08T18:52:13Z")

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Og is a competitor for the title of Board Deity, along with the Invisible Pink Unicorn. He made his debut in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=103615) thread.

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/4 "2002-10-08T18:52:15Z")

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I am a sometimes poster, but major lurker. I know almost every inside the SD joke. But, I never got Og Smash.

I also never would have admitted it if **Bosda** hadn’t come forward first.

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**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/5 "2002-10-08T19:41:22Z")

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If you didn’t pick it up from **zev’s** link, Seahawk made the twin mistake of being a jerk and a bad speller. He kept talking about the “Son og God” which **racinchikki** brilliantly turned into the Dope’s new diety. It’s a lot like w_ldest b_ll’s famous “Gotcha Ya”.

It’s just one more reason why, if you’re gonna be a jerk, you better type carefluly. 😉

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**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/6 "2002-10-08T19:45:56Z")

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Dagnabbit. Carefluly was intentionally missspelled. Diety was just Gaudere’s Law in action

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/7 "2002-10-08T19:57:36Z")

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I’m also pretty sure that Smashie the Smiley is involved.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/8 "2002-10-08T19:59:29Z")

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Particularly ironic is that **racinchikki** is so, so, so very not an “Og smite” kind of person…

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/9 "2002-10-08T20:06:33Z")

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This whole Og thing predates the SDMB by a few years though **racinchikki** did adapt it as described by **Radiowave**.

Og came from an on-line column from the early days of the Web. It was a parody of a computer advice column written by a caveman.

[Cite](http://www2.wmin.ac.uk/cgi-bin/oracle/d=996,q=06)

Haj

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**Author:** ![Sgt.J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sgt.J](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sgt.J)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/10 "2002-10-08T20:39:05Z")

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Ignorance has once again been thwarted (or at least severely taunted) on the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/11 "2002-10-08T21:03:35Z")

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And Og the King of Bashan?

(Which George Orwell as a child heard as “And Dog the King of Bashan.”

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-smash/131414/12 "2002-10-08T23:49:01Z")

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Asked and answered, so I’m going to close the thread rather than move it.
