# Og vs Flying Spaghetti Monster

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-vs-flying-spaghetti-monster/350465>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 29, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-vs-flying-spaghetti-monster/350465 "2006-03-29T21:30:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-vs-flying-spaghetti-monster/350465/21 "2006-03-31T03:56:45Z")

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FYI, there is now an official “Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” book that has just been released.

[Here is the link.](http://www.venganza.org/)

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/og-vs-flying-spaghetti-monster/350465/22 "2006-03-31T06:19:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
I’m deeply disappointed in the FSM needing delicate little eye stalks like some pansy-ass crustacean when it already has a pair of massive red glowering meatballs that could clearly serve as glowering, pitiless compound eyes around which spaghetti tentacles snap menacingly.

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Those meatballs are his reproductive organs

I must say this quietly because His Noodlyness frowns upon people discussing his reproductive organs

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