# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-strips\
**Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/341 "2011-02-22T14:57:17Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> … I get the feeling this whole strip is becoming far too much of an “in” joke. You can’t make head nor tail unless you know and have memorised all the back catalogue

I know! Isn’t it awesome?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/342 "2011-02-22T18:33:49Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> You can’t make head nor tail unless you know and have memorised all the back catalogue

I can’t be the only one who is taking ‘head’ and ‘tail’ in their dirtiest possible senses, can I?

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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/343 "2011-02-22T18:50:02Z")

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Wait a minute. Suspiocuiusly modern fantasy setting, evil sorceress, red-brown hair, flat chest, natural enemy of all who live . . .

IS MISTRESS A FUTURE VERSION OF[LINA INVERSE](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slayers)?!

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Wait. Tall. So, probably not.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/344 "2011-03-06T18:10:56Z")

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This week’s (3/6) has a pretty simple setup for a joke, but I laughed out loud anyway.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/345 "2011-03-06T18:22:42Z")

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The window sells it.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/346 "2011-03-06T18:25:43Z")

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I was amused by ‘Cloak Bar’.

Not being in the Gay World, I’m not sure if that’s a play on something; but I thought it was funny anyway.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/347 "2011-03-06T19:50:15Z")

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Strap-ons again??

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/348 "2011-03-07T03:55:21Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Strap-ons again??

Oh, yes. If pegging, strap-ons and guys taking it up the ass against their wishes didn’t exist, Oglaf would be seriously short of material.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/349 "2011-03-07T14:12:04Z")

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“I’m a pretty princess!” Hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/350 "2011-03-07T16:44:07Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> Oh, yes. If pegging, strap-ons and guys taking it up the ass against their wishes didn’t exist, Oglaf would be seriously short of material.

Let us be thankful, then, that it does exist, and at times can be hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/351 "2011-03-07T21:43:58Z")

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I’m a bit puzzled by what happens in the epilogue of “Emancipation”.

[http://www.oglaf.com/emancipation/epilogue/](http://www.oglaf.com/emancipation/epilogue/)

Why does Ivan do a double take when he sees “the new boy”? Does he recognise him?  
At first I thought that the new boy was the same guy as the one who had Ivan kidnapped in the first place, but that wasn’t him. So why does the sight of him frighten Ivan?

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/352 "2011-03-07T21:51:41Z")

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The new apprentice doesn’t frighten him, Mistress does. If he’s been replaced, well, Ivan has had lots of opportunities to see how she disposes of people she doesn’t need. So seeing someone else in his apprentice’s uniform is not good news.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/353 "2011-03-07T22:29:28Z")

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Luckily for Ivan, Mistress doesn’t much like the new Apprentice, so she gives him a ‘skill testing question’ that’s about as hard as the ones used in promotional sweepstakes to make them not lotteries, so as to be able to take him back without admitting she preferred him.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/354 "2011-03-08T02:16:08Z")

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Just what are he and Ivan apprentices of?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/355 "2011-03-08T02:37:22Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Just what are he and Ivan apprentices of?

They’re _supposed_ to be apprentices of magic, but Mistress simply abuses them as fools. See “Some Time Ago”.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/356 "2011-03-08T02:59:53Z")

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While that’s probably true, I can’t help but wonder if maybe Mistress _is_ actually teaching Ivan magic, Mr. Miyagi-style.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/357 "2011-03-08T04:50:29Z")

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> [@Mr\_Lister](#):
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> I’m a bit puzzled by what happens in the epilogue of “Emancipation”

Holy crud, I never noticed that one had an epilogue! Thanks for pointing it out.

Although really, the punchline of the first page is pretty good without the epilogue.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/358 "2011-03-10T02:30:05Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> Oh, yes. If pegging, strap-ons and guys taking it up the ass against their wishes didn’t exist, Oglaf would be seriously short of material.

Maybe the princess is named Peggy?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/359 "2011-03-10T02:36:05Z")

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> [@Mr\_Lister](#):
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> I’m a bit puzzled by what happens in the epilogue of “Emancipation”.
> 
> [emancipation](http://www.oglaf.com/emancipation/epilogue/)
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> Why does Ivan do a double take when he sees “the new boy”? Does he recognise him?  
> At first I thought that the new boy was the same guy as the one who had Ivan kidnapped in the first place, but that wasn’t him. So why does the sight of him frighten Ivan?

> [@Finagle](#):
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> The new apprentice doesn’t frighten him, Mistress does. If he’s been replaced, well, Ivan has had lots of opportunities to see how she disposes of people she doesn’t need. So seeing someone else in his apprentice’s uniform is not good news.

As we see in the [next page](http://www.oglaf.com/emancipation/epilogue2/) of the epilogue. Her dismissal proceedings for her apprentices are a bit harsh.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/360 "2011-03-10T14:38:06Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> As we see in the [next page](http://www.oglaf.com/emancipation/epilogue2/) of the epilogue. Her dismissal proceedings for her apprentices are a bit harsh.

Actually, if I was a male working for Mistress, I’d be _thrilled_ to get an arrow in the head. Far, far better than the alternatives.

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