# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/361 "2011-03-13T21:26:10Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > They’re _supposed_ to be apprentices of magic, but Mistress simply abuses them as fools. Well, while she doesn’t actually _teach_, Ivan does have all the books in the library at his disposal, so he can learn all the magic he desires. He’s just, let’s face it, crap at it; he’d be better off finding another job. Anyway, I can think of several episodes (like [here](http://www.oglaf.com/bluedoor/) and [here](http://www.oglaf.com/pinecone/)) where the Mistress is just teasing him, but which can be seen as tests: how good is the apprentice at actually using magic? Mr Lister ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/362 "2011-03-13T21:30:40Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Well, while she doesn’t actually _teach_, Ivan does have all the books in the library at his disposal, so he can learn all the magic he desires. [Eeeh, remember how he got the job.](http://www.oglaf.com/previously/) ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/363 "2011-03-13T21:36:01Z")
On a different note…I…totally have no idea what’s going on with the ‘meanwhile’ part of today’s update… ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/364 "2011-03-13T21:44:15Z")
When we last left Ivan he was being drugged by who is presumably the real killer in the city of virgins so I would suppose this is where he’s been taken. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/365 "2011-03-13T21:53:36Z")
But… _opens it again_ Oh, wait…I see what was confusing me. For some reason I was interpreting the woman as being Mistress, but looking back at it, I was clearly wrong in that…:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/366 "2011-03-13T22:52:15Z")
Yes, I too sometimes have difficulty with the characters running together in my mind. If this strip has a flaw it is that the cast is far too large for the speed of the plot. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/367 "2011-03-13T23:53:54Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > But… _opens it again_ > > Oh, wait…I see what was confusing me. For some reason I was interpreting the woman as being Mistress, but looking back at it, I was clearly wrong in that…:smack: I was thinking it was going to turn out to be the [mercenary](http://www.oglaf.com/reward/) or the [one-eyed thief](http://www.oglaf.com/lapis/). But I guess not. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/368 "2011-03-13T23:56:15Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Yes, I too sometimes have difficulty with the characters running together in my mind. If this strip has a flaw it is that the cast is far too large for the speed of the plot. And most of the characters are very female and hot. You can’t label anybody ‘the hot one’ in your head without getting immediately confused. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/369 "2011-03-14T00:04:49Z")
Perhaps if you rank Mistress, Mercenary and um, Barbarian? you could then use the hot one, the hotter one, and the hottest one? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/370 "2011-03-14T13:48:11Z")
Where did Ivan get the wound on his leg? It looks like a bite mark! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/371 "2011-03-14T15:13:26Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Where did Ivan get the wound on his leg? It looks like a bite mark! He did get bitten by the monster in his shoulder bag. That was just before he opened the bag in daylight and the monster exploded. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/372 "2011-03-14T15:20:25Z")
Huh. Oglaf’s gone down, which seems entirely appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/373 "2011-03-14T18:57:34Z")
It’s back up again - here [high noon, page 2](http://www.oglaf.com/high-noon/2/) is the page to which I would have referred, had the website not been down. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/374 "2011-03-14T21:50:55Z")
Thanks. I didn’t see that the first time I read that page. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/375 "2011-03-21T04:39:06Z")
A fairly typical gag cartoon instead of continuing the story of the apprentice? Grr… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/376 "2011-03-21T05:41:28Z")
Yeah, “Use Item” is a fairly weak entry. Last week’s “Blank Page” was way better. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/377 "2011-03-21T14:51:41Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Yeah, “Use Item” is a fairly weak entry. Last week’s “Blank Page” was way better. I Liked it, but that was because I used sell my D&D buddies fake single use magical Items:feather of faling(1 charge) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/378 "2011-03-25T18:52:52Z")
Oh… I thought Blank Page was pretty much a filler. Use Item at least continues the story of the one-eyed thievess. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/379 "2011-03-28T02:51:47Z")
Unfortunate circumstances aside, looks like the Apprentice might finally get some action. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/380 "2011-03-28T02:58:35Z")
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