# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/381 "2011-03-28T03:03:13Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Yeah, “Use Item” is a fairly weak entry. I do like the mouseover. If you throw dirt in the hydra’s mouth, all its teeth turn to skeletons. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/382 "2011-03-28T03:13:04Z")
The punchline kills me. Kills me dead. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/383 "2011-03-28T04:30:38Z")
I’m not sure why he’s so worried, though… Yes, Mistress will find out about this, but if there’s anywhere in the world that’s (relatively) safe from her wrath, it’s the Enchanted City. He should be able to lay low (or get laid low) for long enough for her to calm down. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/384 "2011-03-28T04:34:27Z")
I don’t know whether to feel happy or sad for Ivan. Mistress might very well rescue him from the Thief, but she WILL make him sorry. At least he seems to be enjoying himself, for the most part. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/385 "2011-03-28T04:57:10Z")
Mmmm…that was some hot flang! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/386 "2011-03-28T11:59:00Z")
I like that the earlier “BJs don’t count” gag became a plot point. ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/387 "2011-03-28T12:45:44Z")
Oglaf should totally sell a plushie blowjob. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/388 "2011-03-28T12:56:50Z")
That was worth the wait! ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/389 "2011-03-28T13:45:26Z")
She’s a vampire. Innerestin. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/390 "2011-03-28T14:11:46Z")
> [@E-Sabbath](#): > > She’s a vampire. Innerestin. No, her canines aren’t big enough. And she doesn’t seem to be a cat girl, although the face stripes looked like whiskers at first. Maybe [Cute Little Fangs](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CuteLittleFangs)? ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/391 "2011-03-28T15:10:47Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > No, her canines aren’t big enough. And she doesn’t seem to be a cat girl, although the face stripes looked like whiskers at first. Maybe [Cute Little Fangs](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CuteLittleFangs)? The mouseover on the last page says “Vampires love body fluids. You can just spit in their mouths and they’re happy.” ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/392 "2011-03-28T16:10:54Z")
The first panel of the third page reminds me of something Bill Murry said in _Ghostbusters_ _“Nimble little minx, ain’t she?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/393 "2011-03-28T16:47:58Z")
What would have happened if she had swallowed? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/394 "2011-03-28T17:07:29Z")
I was wondering if the Cumsprite enchantment only worked for masturbation. I guess this answers it. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/395 "2011-03-28T18:11:41Z")
They’re bigger than ‘cute little fangs’ on the second page. A lot bigger. Look at ‘Let’s do… Flang!’ ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/396 "2011-03-28T19:57:39Z")
There are definite fang marks on Ivan’s chest on page 3, just under his tattoo, where she bit him. ---
**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/397 "2011-03-28T21:45:13Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I like that the earlier “BJs don’t count” gag became a plot point. And I like how you subtly worked “gag” into your post. 😃 I’m also glad it seems like the major plot line has returned. I like web-comics that go off on tangents, that eventually return to the main plot, but those are usually updated daily. Not weekly, with holiday breaks, like Oglaf. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/398 "2011-03-28T22:03:57Z")
> [@Arkcon](#): > > And I like how you subtly worked “gag” into your post. 😃 > > I’m also glad it seems like the major plot line has returned. I like web-comics that go off on tangents, that eventually return to the main plot, but those are usually updated daily. Not weekly, with holiday breaks, like Oglaf. Actually Oglaf originally was just a bunch of one-offs based on a sexually explicit take on fantasy/D&D conventions. “Apprentice” has evolved to be the main storyline but it wasn’t set up that way. ---
**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/399 "2011-03-28T22:08:28Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Actually Oglaf originally was just a bunch of one-offs based on a sexually explicit take on fantasy/D&D conventions. “Apprentice” has evolved to be the main storyline but it wasn’t set up that way. Awww. I’ll say it again one last time. I wish Oglaf had it’s own message board, so I could get these comments earlier. And what’s up with the shepard boy who, uh, writes things … And the infant girl who was able to defeat the wolves in the pit … I like to think she’s the sorceress as an infant. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/400 "2011-03-28T22:52:52Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Actually Oglaf originally was just a bunch of one-offs based on a sexually explicit take on fantasy/D&D conventions. “Apprentice” has evolved to be the main storyline \ Donald Trump WISHES “Apprentice” could be half as compelling as an Oglaf story line. I know _I’d_ start watching… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=21)