# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/401 "2011-03-29T04:29:11Z")
Me too! The Mistress’s Apprentice has a much more… interesting life than any of Trump’s ever did. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/402 "2011-03-29T13:47:13Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > There are definite fang marks on Ivan’s chest on page 3, just under his tattoo, where she bit him. Hmm… maybe, although it looked earlier like she was sucking his nipple, maybe it was just an overenthusiastic love bite? Anyway, time will tell. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/403 "2011-03-29T15:59:56Z")
…and in the first two pages of a comic titled “Nightfall”, she has prominent, fang-like canine teeth whenever her face is shown with her mouth open… Also, the first thing she says is “good evening”. Vampire. Definitely. ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/404 "2011-03-30T04:57:56Z")
I only just noticed that the Lizard of Guilt appeared in the last 2 panels, right after Alvin comes 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/405 "2011-03-30T05:03:11Z")
I think Trudy has started doing xkcd: [xkcd: Lamp](http://xkcd.com/879/) ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/406 "2011-03-30T06:03:40Z")
> [@TPWombat](#): > > I only just noticed that the Lizard of Guilt appeared in the last 2 panels, right after Alvin comes 😃 Wow, I would have never noticed that. This comic is dense with self-referent content sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/407 "2011-03-30T14:05:36Z")
> [@TPWombat](#): > > I only just noticed that the Lizard of Guilt appeared in the last 2 panels, right after Alvin comes 😃 I noticed it last night myself! Once I was able to open it on my computer instead of just on my phone. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/408 "2011-03-30T14:37:34Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Hmm… maybe, although it looked earlier like she was sucking his nipple, maybe it was just an overenthusiastic love bite? Anyway, time will tell. Lovebites don’t drip blood, generally. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/409 "2011-03-30T17:55:10Z")
> [@TPWombat](#): > > I only just noticed that the Lizard of Guilt appeared in the last 2 panels, right after Alvin comes 😃 😕 Alvin? Oh! you’re talking about _Ivan_! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/410 "2011-03-30T18:11:42Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 😕 Alvin? > > Oh! you’re talking about _Ivan_! In an alternate reality, there are some very interesting comics about chipmunks. (NO! Don’t link any, don’t Search me up any, DON"T TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND THEM. I really don’t want to know.) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/411 "2011-03-30T18:21:42Z")
Yeah, that Rule 34 will tend to bite you in the…well, let’s just say _various places_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/412 "2011-03-30T18:35:52Z")
I assume the sperm dude is running to mistress again? He’s got some story to tell this time. The apprentice has a tough life, but at least he’s hung like a horse. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/413 "2011-03-30T20:04:38Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Yeah, that Rule 34 will tend to bite you in the…well, let’s just say _various places_. 😃 Rule 34 has its own website, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/414 "2011-03-30T20:54:26Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Lovebites don’t drip blood, generally. Oh! Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/415 "2011-03-31T05:08:17Z")
> [@TPWombat](#): > > I only just noticed that the Lizard of Guilt appeared in the last 2 panels, right after Alvin comes 😃 Is that what that translucent blue blotch is? I would never have guessed. ---
**Author:** ![Aestivalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Aestivalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aestivalis)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/416 "2011-03-31T12:30:55Z")
Vampire would explain why she was all wrapped up, and why the monsters explode in sunlight. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/417 "2011-03-31T13:50:09Z")
Who is (or was) the thief cornered by the villagers? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/418 "2011-03-31T14:30:43Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Who is (or was) the thief cornered by the villagers? If you’re referring to “Use Item”, that was a side episode not related to Ivan’s current quest. The girl with the “dragon teeth” was actually cornered by a gang of thieves we’ve seen before in “Lute” and it’s leader in “Lapis Lazuli”. (See Oglaf Archives). ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/419 "2011-03-31T14:55:32Z")
Ah, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/420 "2011-03-31T16:11:24Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Is that what that translucent blue blotch is? I would never have guessed. I totally missed that as well as the fangs on the girl. Maybe I should pay attention better – It’s not like the pictures are a Where’s Waldo-esque cavalcade of wierd stuff all over the place. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=22)