# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/461 "2011-04-11T17:48:41Z")
Ah, thank you, **Randy** , for your sweet words. They make me tingle with anticipation. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/462 "2011-04-11T18:36:54Z")
[Didn’t have to wait much longer.](http://www.oglaf.com/potion-girlfriend/) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/463 "2011-04-11T18:37:41Z")
Oglaf makes a lot of people tingle. And I’m stuck at work and can’t see the new comic. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/464 "2011-04-11T18:47:43Z")
The new sorceress/vampire lady has impressive powers. I’d like to see her and the Mistress fight it out over Ivan. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/465 "2011-04-11T23:47:58Z")
OK, Felicia is pretty. And considering the meaning of the name, one might truly say that Ivan got lucky. I wonder, though, how long the effect will last, and whether he remembers anything _other_ than her. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/466 "2011-04-12T00:25:22Z")
My speculation on what’s going on so far: A coven of vampires who highly value virgin blood struck gold when they found a city full of them. Or rather, the only one of their number who herself is a virgin got in and has been sending them victims. I’m unsure what the deal with “Felicity” is, other than a way of smuggling victims out of the city. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/467 "2011-04-12T00:36:32Z")
I don’t think he’s quite precisely “out of the city”. I think he’s in the exact same place he was before. But because he’s “not a virgin” any more (due to having “had sex with” his “girfriend” Felicity), the magical city no longer exists for him. ---
**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/468 "2011-04-12T02:57:26Z")
Why bother kidnapping him from the magical city if the potion renders him non-virginal? Might as well grab any old non-virgin off the street, no? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/469 "2011-04-12T03:44:11Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I don’t think he’s quite precisely “out of the city”. I think he’s in the exact same place he was before. But because he’s “not a virgin” any more (due to having “had sex with” his “girfriend” Felicity), the magical city no longer exists for him. I pretty sure the potion effects are all in his mind. He is still (technically) a virgin. I’m thinking vampire girl and the mistress are going to have a showdown. Interesting that the artist is still taking care to portray the creature bite on his leg. It’s odd that she does a fair amount of effort to put out “Oglaf” and yet she’s made only the most minimal efforts to monetize her site. She has only 5 images for sale and they’re not even close to her best or most interesting comics. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/470 "2011-04-12T09:51:27Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I don’t think he’s quite precisely “out of the city”. I think he’s in the exact same place he was before. But because he’s “not a virgin” any more (due to having “had sex with” his “girfriend” Felicity), the magical city no longer exists for him. Nah, surely he’s dreamed about having sex before? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/471 "2011-04-12T11:21:33Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Nah, surely he’s dreamed about having sex before? Probably, but I don’t know if he ever dreamed of having a respectful, reciprocal realtionship before. The emotional attachment seems more important to the loss of a state of virginity than the physical act (in this case at least). ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/472 "2011-04-12T11:28:38Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Nah, surely he’s dreamed about having sex before? I don’t think he realizes that this instance is a dream/illusion though. Maybe that makes the difference. ---
**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/473 "2011-04-12T11:36:11Z")
> [@HazelNutCoffee](#): > > I don’t think he realizes that this instance is a dream/illusion though. Maybe that makes the difference. I think you’re correct: he’s out of Virgin City as long as he _believes_ he’s not a virgin. Presumably, once the [24 previous victims](http://www.oglaf.com/high-noon/) were dead, their still-virginal corpses crossed over back into that reality, or whatever. And that’s how the flower-virgin people know that the victims are dead, not just vanished. Or deflowered. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/474 "2011-04-12T14:06:36Z")
O, the indignity of being deflowered by a potion that _doesn’t even know his name_! ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/475 "2011-04-12T15:55:36Z")
I am going to admit that today’s installment confused the hell outta me. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/476 "2011-04-12T16:52:07Z")
> [@Daerlyn](#): > > I am going to admit that today’s installment confused the hell outta me. I think Lumpy (post 466) has it right. There is a group of vampires who like virgin blood, and they have one vampire who’s still a virgin go into the magic city and steal virgins for them. The virgin vampire was having too much fun with Ivan and did not want to give him up. However, she noticed the town folks were watching her and then decided that Ivan was a trap to get her out of the magic city (by having anal sex with him). She changed her mind about Ivan and used the potion on him. Apparently the potion makes you believe you are not a virgin and gets you out of the magic city. However, you still have virgin blood, which is good for vampires. The crew that captures Ivan at the end of the comic are vampires were waiting for their virgin vampire to bring them back a virgin from the magic city. Now they have Ivan and are supposedly going to drink all his blood. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/477 "2011-04-12T17:06:44Z")
Is it just me, or does Felicia look a lot like Mistress, without all the evil? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/478 "2011-04-12T17:28:02Z")
Felicia has a slightly larger nose, wavier hair, shorter eyebrows, and slightly larger breasts. I think her hair color is also different, but it’s hard to tell with the sepia-toning. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/479 "2011-04-12T17:52:41Z")
_Slightly_ larger breasts? Mistress is virtually completely flat-chested. Felicia’s got a fairly good-sized rack. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/480 "2011-04-12T18:02:06Z")
Wait a sec - I’m talking about the woman in page 3 of the “Potion of Girlfriend” story, who I’m assuming Ivan refers to when he says “Where’s Felicia?” - I can’t even tell if she’s got a rack. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=25)