# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/481 "2011-04-12T20:48:46Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I don’t think he’s quite precisely “out of the city”. I think he’s in the exact same place he was before. But because he’s “not a virgin” any more (due to having “had sex with” his “girfriend” Felicity), the magical city no longer exists for him. City is on the background here. He’s out. > **[potion of girlfriend](https://www.oglaf.com/potion-girlfriend/4/)** ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/482 "2011-04-12T21:19:28Z")
> [@astro](#): > > City is on the background here. He’s out. > [potion of girlfriend](http://www.oglaf.com/potion-girlfriend/4/) No, that’s the mistress’s castle. Compare the silhouette [here](http://www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/). I’m with **Chronos** : I think he’s still “in” the geographical boundaries of the magic city, but now on a different plane of existence. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/483 "2011-04-12T22:37:53Z")
So, if he’s out of the magic village, for real or plane-shifted, can Mistress find/see him now? And if so, how f’d are the vampires when she gets to them? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/484 "2011-04-12T23:07:18Z")
> [@thinksnow](#): > > And if so, how f’d are the vampires when she gets to them? I’d say pretty much. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/485 "2011-04-12T23:58:56Z")
Seriously. Mistress doesn’t like anyone else fucking with her butt-monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/486 "2011-04-13T00:48:46Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Seriously. Mistress doesn’t like anyone else fucking with her butt-monkey. Oh, I don’t know about that. She certainly let the Xoan ambassador do all kinds of stuff to him, and she was prepared to leave Ivan in the clutches of his earlier kidnappers until her resolve was washed away on a tide of enchanted semen. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/487 "2011-04-13T01:30:28Z")
> [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > … until her resolve was washed away on a tide of enchanted semen. I don’t use sig lines, but this would be a good one. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/488 "2011-04-13T01:50:22Z")
> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#): > > I don’t use sig lines, but this would be a good one. Nah, too Geeky. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/489 "2011-04-13T14:19:42Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > O, the indignity of being deflowered by a potion that _doesn’t even know his name_! Oh that. I assume the potion was made using someone’s real, actual memories. Someone named Alex. And Ivan is then reliving the memories. Not that I pretend to know how love potions are created, mind. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/490 "2011-04-13T15:35:27Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Not that I pretend to know how love potions are created, mind. You ain’t too bad with mouthwash, though. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/491 "2011-04-13T19:52:02Z")
Beg your pardon? ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/492 "2011-04-13T19:52:56Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Beg your pardon? Username-post combination. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/493 "2011-04-13T19:55:47Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Beg your pardon? Listerine was named after John Lister. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/494 "2011-04-13T22:14:26Z")
Oh… when you said mouthwash, I was thinking in terms of the context of this thread. You know, the same kind of slang like “pearl necklace”. So there was a bit of misunderstanding there. By the way, I named myself after Dave Lister in Red Dwarf ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/495 "2011-04-14T02:21:52Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > By the way, I named myself after Dave Lister in Red Dwarf What did he invent? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/496 "2011-04-14T03:43:43Z")
New and imaginative ways of annoying holograms mostly. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/497 "2011-04-14T04:13:38Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What did he invent? > > 🙂 The triple decker fried egg chilli chutney sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/498 "2011-04-14T04:18:36Z")
> [@](#): > > By the way, I named myself after Dave Lister in Red Dwarf Would he even answer to “Mister Lister”, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/499 "2011-04-14T04:44:52Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What did he invent? > > 🙂 Socks that stand up on their own, even when you’re not in them. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/500 "2011-04-14T07:59:28Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What did he invent? . . . New life forms in his laundry hamper. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=26)