# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/41 "2010-01-24T20:04:13Z")
> [@MostlyClueless](#): > > [Ulric the just](http://oglaf.com/ulric.html) “You have no concept of justice.” _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/42 "2010-01-24T22:03:04Z")
The mouseovers don’t start until Lapis Lazuli fyi. At least I didn’t see any others until then and forward. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/43 "2010-01-24T23:17:55Z")
> [@Flutterby](#): > > The mouseovers don’t start until Lapis Lazuli fyi. At least I didn’t see any others until then and forward. They start as early as Noblesse Oblige, although only for some panels. For example, only the second two Book of Love panels have funny mouseovers. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/44 "2010-01-25T04:56:07Z")
Bravo! Excellent find. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/45 "2010-01-25T04:58:28Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > Oh crap. I just noticed there’s mouseover text. Back through the archives I go. I checked a couple and didn’t see it. Got an example? ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/46 "2010-01-25T06:01:16Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > I checked a couple and didn’t see it. Got an example? The more recent ones do have text that pops up on mouseover, but not all of them. All do have alt text, though, which can be seen by right-clicking on the image and selecting Properties. Sadly, most are really not all that funny. Edit: Oh, example. Well, the current comic up, Ulric the Just, is one. And it turns out the alt text is different from the mouseover text. Alt text: Justice, like comedy, is only good when it happens to other people. Title (mouseover text): the double edged sword cuts both ways, but the 100-blade swordball slashes the shit out of everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/47 "2010-02-02T13:46:24Z")
New one up; [Northerner](http://www.oglaf.com/northerner.html). ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/48 "2010-04-11T07:08:35Z")
The new oglaf has a better ending than the epilogue of last week: [http://oglaf.com/emancipation.html](http://oglaf.com/emancipation.html) (And I just love how the creator takes the earlier Chekhov’s gun and just runs with it) If you’ve missed the kidnapping arc, it’s best to start here: [http://oglaf.com/glove2.html](http://oglaf.com/glove2.html) ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/49 "2010-04-11T07:30:03Z")
Aaaand that last link should have been [http://oglaf.com/glove1.html](http://oglaf.com/glove1.html) . ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/50 "2010-04-11T08:16:54Z")
> [@lawoot](#): > > I know what I’m doing when I get home from work… I’m telling mistress! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![magnusblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@magnusblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magnusblitz)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/51 "2010-04-11T08:41:12Z")
Weird thing is, I actually find all the NON-dick jokes ones to be funnier than the dick joke ones. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/52 "2010-04-11T22:19:20Z")
> [@MostlyClueless](#): > > The new oglaf has a better ending than the epilogue of last week: [http://oglaf.com/emancipation.html](http://oglaf.com/emancipation.html) > > (And I just love how the creator takes the earlier Chekhov’s gun and just runs with it) > > If you’ve missed the kidnapping arc, it’s best to start here: [http://oglaf.com/glove2.html](http://oglaf.com/glove2.html) And the best part is that the evil, manhating bitch has absolutely no one to blame but herself! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/53 "2010-04-12T03:33:33Z")
I wouldn’t call her man-hating per se, but I am amused at the level to which her own ‘curse’ backfired. I can just hear her words (the punchline) -seething- with rage. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/54 "2010-04-12T03:57:13Z")
What’s his name is going to suffer when he is returned, though, 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/55 "2010-04-12T04:11:38Z")
Wow, Mistress unwittingly invented the tele-facial. This concept may have potential! Maybe via Apple (iCum) or Google (FacialDroid), or Sony (Blu-Kake) ? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/56 "2010-04-12T04:20:57Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What’s his name is going to suffer when he is returned, though, 🙂 Oh, what else is new? Ivan is the universe’s bitch. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/57 "2010-04-12T04:34:35Z")
> [@squeegee](#): > > Wow, Mistress unwittingly invented the tele-facial. This concept may have potential! Maybe via Apple (iCum) or Google (FacialDroid), or Sony (Blu-Kake) ? ChatRoulette? ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/58 "2010-04-12T04:45:28Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > ChatRoulette? The true challenge is how to deliver the final payload. I’m sure many innovators are working on this as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/59 "2010-04-12T05:16:23Z")
> [@](#): > > And the best part is that the evil, manhating bitch has absolutely no one to blame but herself! I think you missed the point. Those are a bunch of different evil manhating bitches, not the particular one who put the cumsprite curse on Ivan. He’s telling the sprites to “find Mistress”, but they’re not smart enough to find the right one. Am I the only one to notice, by the way, that the whipping girl has the same eye-shaped tattoo/birthmark/whatever above her left breast as Ivan? ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/60 "2010-04-12T05:29:05Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I think you missed the point. Those are a bunch of different evil manhating bitches, not the particular one who put the cumsprite curse on Ivan. He’s telling the sprites to “find Mistress”, but they’re not smart enough to find the right one. Really? I took the [last comic](http://www.oglaf.com/emancipation.html) as showing the same ‘Mistress’ in every scene. In the majority of scenes it’s obviously her; note the guards & handmaiden with the upper-face-helmets in three scenes, and the “Xoan ambassdor” in another. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=4)