# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/601 "2011-05-10T06:11:23Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Why not? Wooden arrow shaft = wood stake = classic method of killing vampires. It has to go through the heart. I doubt the archers are that good. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/602 "2011-05-10T07:14:37Z")
> [@Lakai](#): > > It has to go through the heart. I doubt the archers are that good. Mistress’s guards seem to be pretty competent, over all. And shooting someone in the middle of their chest isn’t an especially difficult shot. Plus, they shot a _lot_ of arrows at the vampires. > [@](#): > > I’m not sure why Ivan suddenly shook off the potion and took off running. While Ivan is a technical virgin, he’s generally surrounded by over-the-top sexual displays, which he must resist if he doesn’t want to be executed. I’d expect that this has made him somewhat less susceptible to the Felicia potion than your average Virginopolis inhabitant, who tend to be comically naive about anything sexual. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/603 "2011-05-10T08:43:06Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > … your average Virginopolis inhabitant, who tend to be omically naive about anything sexual. If the Virginopolis guards had looked up during the first frame of that last strip they would have got a lesson in anatomy real quick. They probably would have fainted. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/604 "2011-05-10T13:53:52Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > If the Virginopolis guards had looked up during the first frame of that last strip they would have got a lesson in anatomy real quick. They probably would have fainted. That, or started a gang flang. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/605 "2011-05-10T13:58:12Z")
Or a Flang Fling. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/606 "2011-05-10T14:09:04Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > alternate mouseover text for the five pages: > > [spoiler]alt=“are you speaking to us or that bottle, lady?” > > alt=“the Alex pile” > > alt=“Ivan remembers the good times.” > > alt=“arrows tell you where to go” > > alt=“In which Ivan gets a hat, of sorts”[/spoiler] That’s odd because the mouseover on the panels were different for me. I can’t remember them all and I can go back to them right now (blocked at work), but I remember one was that it’s not nice to moon people who are dying. Perhaps we’ve uncovered another layer in this delicious, wanton onion. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/607 "2011-05-10T14:52:49Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > (other alt-mouseover captions redacted) > That’s odd because the mouseover on the panels were different for me. I can’t remember them all and I can go back to them right now (blocked at work), but I remember one was > > that it’s not nice to moon people who are dying. > > Perhaps we’ve uncovered another layer in this delicious, wanton onion. Yeah, that, or Lumpy was making them up for our amusement. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/608 "2011-05-10T15:55:42Z")
No, the alt texts on these are always different from the mouseover titles. Look at the image properties to see both. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/609 "2011-05-10T16:03:31Z")
> [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > Yeah, that, or Lumpy was making them up for our amusement. alt[SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][COLOR=blue]=“are you speaking to us or that bottle, lady?”[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000]title[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“eww- strawberry Nesquik”[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]alt[SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“the Alex pile”[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000]title[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“If you drink the potion, Felicia romances your stomach.”[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]alt[SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“Ivan remembers the good times.”[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000]title[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“Oh he’s beautiful! …he is a boy, right?”[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]alt[SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“arrows tell you where to go”[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000]title[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“Don’t moon dying people. Seriously now.”[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]alt[SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“In which Ivan gets a hat, of sorts”[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000]title[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff]=“You never get a hug when you arrive with your hands tied” [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/610 "2011-05-10T16:46:06Z")
Oh, and: Spot the vampire. Can you see where she’s hiding in the first panel of page 1? ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/611 "2011-05-10T17:07:21Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Oh, and: Spot the vampire. > Can you see where she’s hiding in the first panel of page 1? Where was the bottle? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/612 "2011-05-10T21:08:30Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Oh, and: Spot the vampire. > Can you see where she’s hiding in the first panel of page 1? See my post #603 above. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/613 "2011-05-10T22:50:41Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > That’s odd because the mouseover on the panels were different for me. I can’t remember them all and I can go back to them right now (blocked at work), but I remember one was > > that it’s not nice to moon people who are dying. > > Perhaps we’ve uncovered another layer in this delicious, wanton onion. We discussed this somewhere, but in addition to the “regular” mouseover text is some text that ordinarily you never see unless your browser is so slow that images don’t load for several seconds. These will then display when you mouseover the “image goes here” icon. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/614 "2011-05-13T18:44:13Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > Well, now that her “friends” are dead, she doesn’t have to stay a virgin, does she? She needs to ask Mistress if Mistress needs a new apprentice. I’m sure that VV wouldn’t mind attending Mistress’ parties, and participating in the activities. She’s pretty, she’s exotic, and she’s willing to do just about anything. She’ll fit right in. “VV” for Virgin Vampire? Then maybe her name’s Vivian (VV-ian). ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/615 "2011-05-16T14:08:35Z")
[Crikey](http://oglaf.com/albatross/)! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/616 "2011-05-16T16:37:28Z")
It’s not coincidence, of course, that this happens just after we meet a hot female vampire who’s starting to develop some feelings for Ivan. Connect the dots. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/617 "2011-05-16T16:52:33Z")
So, is Ivan dead? I didn’t see a wound when that arrow disappeared. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/618 "2011-05-16T17:28:21Z")
The ghost guilt-lizard would be really screwed now, given NOBODY else pays attention… ---
**Author:** ![Feyrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/fbc32d/32.png) [@Feyrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feyrat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/619 "2011-05-16T17:29:10Z")
Maybe Vampire Flang Girl will dig him up and turn him? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/620 "2011-05-16T17:56:10Z")
Vampire Girl bite Ivan during there sexy encounter. There was a minor bite wound on his chest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192.md?page=32)