# Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comic-strips\ **Created:** [November 3, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192 "2009-11-03T19:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/661 "2011-05-18T20:41:26Z")
> [@](#): > > It had to be returned to the originator very quickly after being pulled out of a victim. Now, she could have just put it in his hand. While that would fit with a literal reading of “returned to the originator”, I don’t think that’s what was meant. I think he really did need to get shot (or at least, stabbed) with it. ---
**Author:** ![Mousy12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4da419/32.png) [@Mousy12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mousy12)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/662 "2011-05-19T14:58:23Z")
Ok, this is gonna sound stupid and weird. Now can anyone tell me exactly what crunt-knuckling and flang is? xD ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/663 "2011-05-19T15:04:15Z")
> [@Mousy12](#): > > Ok, this is gonna sound stupid and weird. Now can anyone tell me exactly what crunt-knuckling and flang is? xD No, not without pictures or at least shadow puppets. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/664 "2011-05-19T15:05:04Z")
> [@Mousy12](#): > > Ok, this is gonna sound stupid and weird. Now can anyone tell me exactly what crunt-knuckling and flang is? xD It’s crunt- **knockling**. And are you talking about front or rear crunt-knockling? I’m going to assume you’re kidding about flang – I mean, EVERYBODY knows what flang is, were you homeschooled or something? ---
**Author:** ![kombatminipig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5ac83/32.png) [@kombatminipig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kombatminipig)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/665 "2011-05-19T15:40:01Z")
> [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > …were you homeschooled or something? Funny, I thought that was where most flang happened. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/666 "2011-05-19T17:29:29Z")
Am I the only one who is suffering from a little Ivan-fatigue now? I say let him leave, get on with his life, I dunno, visit country fairs with his trick (“Well Hung Ivan And His Magic Sperm”) and never be heard from again. And then let Mistress get another one. I too like to see the return of Oglaf, the chosen one. We don’t even know what he was chosen for yet! Although I’m not sure if he can read the sign yet. He wouldn’t have been able to the last time we saw him. Oh, do you know who I’d really like to see the return of? The two explorers, you know, the searchers for the fountain of youth. Where are they now? What do they look like now? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/667 "2011-05-19T19:24:54Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > Am I the only one who is suffering from a little Ivan-fatigue now? > I say let him leave, get on with his life, I dunno, visit country fairs with his trick (“Well Hung Ivan And His Magic Sperm”) and never be heard from again. > > And then let Mistress get another one. I too like to see the return of Oglaf, the chosen one. We don’t even know what he was chosen for yet! Although I’m not sure if he can read the sign yet. He wouldn’t have been able to the last time we saw him. > > Oh, do you know who I’d really like to see the return of? The two explorers, you know, the searchers for the fountain of youth. Where are they now? What do they look like now? They’re all girls now, the explorer, his servant and the mule. They were off in search of the fountain of cock when last we saw them. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/668 "2011-05-19T23:20:17Z")
> [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > I’m going to assume you’re kidding about flang – I mean, EVERYBODY knows what flang is, were you homeschooled or something? Check **Mousy12** ’s location. Need I say more? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/669 "2011-05-20T00:11:58Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Check **Mousy12** ’s location. Need I say more? What location? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/670 "2011-05-20T01:37:29Z")
[Flang.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flang) I had to look it up. If you’ve got the same ad, she’s cute. 🙂 Uh ho, it’s more than fat over the waistband. dammit ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/671 "2011-05-20T01:51:24Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > [Flang.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flang) > > I had to look it up. > > If you’ve got the same ad, she’s cute. 🙂 > Uh ho, it’s more than fat over the waistband. > dammit I never heard THAT called “flang.” Where I come from they call that a “muffin top.” Besides, everyone knows that “flang” in the context of Oglaf is a verb, not a noun. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/672 "2011-05-20T02:31:14Z")
> [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > I never heard THAT called “flang.” Where I come from they call that a “muffin top.” > > Besides, everyone knows that “flang” in the context of Oglaf is a verb, not a noun. Thanks for telling me before I made a dummy of myself, already, 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/673 "2011-05-20T04:34:47Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > What location? You see? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Lister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@Mr\_Lister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Lister)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/674 "2011-05-20T06:05:08Z")
> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#): > > They’re all girls now, the explorer, his servant and the mule. They were off in search of the fountain of cock when last we saw them. And that was years ago! Are they still wandering the Earth like that? Inquiring minds want to know! Besides, sorry Ivan, but that comic and Fountain Of Doubt are still my favourite episode. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/675 "2011-05-20T07:52:03Z")
I think it’s a dream sequence initiated when Ivan touched the Arrow of Regret. He’s experiencing what Ivan would have regrets about. Once the dream sequence ends, Ivan will wake up back in the treasure room and none of this will have happened. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/676 "2011-05-20T12:16:01Z")
> [@Mr\_Lister](#): > > And that was years ago! Are they still wandering the Earth like that? Inquiring minds want to know! > Besides, sorry Ivan, but that comic and Fountain Of Doubt are still my favourite episode. Unless the “Fountain of Girl” only makes you look like a young woman, and you’re still just as old inside. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/677 "2011-05-20T19:47:18Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Unless the “Fountain of Girl” only makes you look like a young woman, and you’re still just as old inside. They were captured by slavers and sold into a harem. The four of them will eventually be given to Mistress as tribute. (The fourth will turn out to be a shape shifter.) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/678 "2011-05-21T20:20:44Z")
Have any Oglaf characters seen in non-evil Mistress cartoons ever come into the world of the evil Mistress series? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/679 "2011-05-22T14:06:05Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Have any Oglaf characters seen in non-evil Mistress cartoons ever come into the world of the evil Mistress series? The only crossover between threads I can recall (other than the presumption that this all takes place in the same fictional world) is “Kronar takes a toll”, where the said barbarian met the king with the much put-upon wizard. ETA: unless… who had Ivan kidnapped? Was that the Changlings? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oglaf-appreciation-thread-very-nsfw-hilarious-pornographic-webcomic/516192/680 "2011-05-22T14:13:43Z")
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